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L.G.

@loafergazer.bsky.social
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I never said I was a genius.

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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 16h
I like the phrase “with pleasured hands” in “Time of the Season”
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 21h
Me, drunk and confused
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 21h
I saw a tradwife drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s. Her hair was bonneted.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bought a pair of Crocs online and now I receive frequent emails encouraging me to purchase something called “Jibbitz”
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Here was a medium in which I could combine all my failures.”
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Dennis Hopper voice]
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Kedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They call it Pepto-Bismol because it gives you PEP when you feel abBISMOL
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My posts are
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry I called your toddlers Lenny and Squiggy.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My friend just texted me from Farm Aid. Neil Young’s playing rn. I’m at home & my air conditioner is on the fritz. Different paths…
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when Gordie Howe played for the Whalers at 52?
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have no pep, no oomph.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I whistle the intro to “Patience” on first dates.
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Who You Gonna CAll? (-ison Wyss) @allisonwyss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I asked the child how middle school is going. She said she likes the swearing and the pushing.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frame #5241 from 60sE28 goo for pokey
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Check out the Wikipedia article about Philip Larkin if you want to see a funny photo of a sculpture of Larkin as a toad.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mother would have driven directly into that tree. Sorry, ma, it’s true! RIP
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I post during lucid intervals.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See ya next Caturday. Or will I?
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I blame AI for my lifelong character defects.
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So humid I'm going to write a play.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where the hell is everybody.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most Bob Seger songs boil down to “you shoulda seen me when I was younger.” (I completely get it.)
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My air conditioner has been on the blink for two weeks. I’ve been sweatin’ like Uncle Kevin.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not for long (eels)
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wear eleven bracelets, one for each of the known moons of Neptune.
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A search for a new pair of flip flops is also a search for hope, for peace.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s your Bluesky motto?
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looks safe
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Never cater, never crater.” – my new Bluesky motto I just hallucinated
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Took my kid to see AKIRA (1988) on the big screen. My first viewing. What a movie! Now I’m gonna google it and see what it’s about.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guys, we can beat this
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I got a parking ticket. It listed my car as black. Nice try: it’s Deep Sea Blue. Freaking amateur hour.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sweating like an extra in Cool Hand Luke.
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Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @sheldricktrust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Little princess Losoito expects the royal treatment! She insists on being first in line for every milk feed – racing to the front and bellowing in indignation if anyone gets there first – and often prefers to hold court in a mud wallow all by herself. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/loso...
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve done nothing today. Only my cough is productive.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
AI could never
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🎵Sunday morning creeping like a nun🎵
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don’t influence me, bro.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ran out to get a smoothie. Back to brooding.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brooding alone in a hotel room. Never been happier.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My latest vanity project is going well.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
High school rules
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“That was actually somewhat impressive.” —my child, after I sang along to the Lightning Seeds’ “Pure” in the car
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Revolver were the Beatles’ only album they’d still be the best band.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Disgruntled? Welcome aboard!
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Growing this account one malcontent at a time.
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When my posts tank
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L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Received a cryptic reply to one of my posts from someone outside my safety zone.
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