Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm vain enough to be excited every time too! 010
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sidenote but I went to Eliz Digital in Chinatown and she was as good as everyone online was saying. Never had a real photographer take my photo before and was unaware photos could look that flattering and crisp. 150
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I had the idea to get my passport photos done immediately after getting a haircut. Incredible lifehack. Recommend. 1100
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love when I get a book 6 months later on Libby. Always a surprise because I 100% forgot about it. 150
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bought 12-pack of Vintage seltzer and a bag of mini doughnuts and it was $19, cancel the American experiment rn 091
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because you won't find an easy answer online anymore, I can tell you that much. 0100
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The emotional-self-labor of remembering which streaming service the show is on. 1111
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's a real don't want to yuck anyone's yum for me but jfc don't make me listen 010
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me trying to remember these: "I think maybe it was set in the arctic or something??" 021
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There's a day you wake up and just get Dr. John's whole deal. 270
Reposted by Sam SandersSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yeah we're gonna get a family annihilator administration after they lose the midterms 518612
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gives me secondhand embarrassment every time. 110
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Guy on this Amtrak tried to order a large glass of milk. 290
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lmk when you find out because I live in the Halloween decoration neighborhood and it's zero fun. 000
Reposted by Sam SandersCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“.. NYT asked a bunch of ten year olds what life will be like in 2050.” (via @shashj.bsky.social) 1312588503
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Shaking my head in front of the British Empire Building to let people know I disagree. 0141
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hey man, hour 11 bathroom-user on this 12-hour Amtrak ride and I'm not sure the human race wasn't a mistake. 181
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I went to a restaurant and ordered the forbidden lettuce. 020
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is the lettuce still bad (I've been eating the lettuce)? 530
Reposted by Sam SandersRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/01/2024You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you. 231567343
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I know I'd fail that Stanford marshmallow test because I immediately drink my entire beverage at the restaurant. 150
Reposted by Sam SandersMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026did any major news orgs send a push alert about a gunman trying to attack the democratic candidate for governor in ohio? 701705275
Reposted by Sam SandersMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Girl, I was into Brutalism years ago, when you could be shunned for such support. & you come in here now, with your love of dramatic concrete volumes with a velvety finish juxtaposed with raw timber geometries, & we’re all supposed to applaud? Go choke. 612421
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Experiencing my daily internet outage ahead of the weekly Flooding Event. 020
Reposted by Sam SandersBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470501066
Reposted by Sam SandersJan @butwhosjan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Happy 30-year anniversary to the Democratic National Convention dancing to Macarena 56739185
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Whenever there's a financial scammer documentary, there's always a fucking Jim Cramer clip. 070
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Love using my personal phone for work and getting texts like "Samantha, this is urgent" and then it's just from some random democratic candidate asking for money who bought my phone number. 180
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Unfortunately, the $5 drug store makeup now costs $15. 080
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 20/08/2026@loafergazer.bsky.social you hear about frank beard 120
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Feels like Ossoff kicked this off the same way Hannibal Buress did with Bill Cosby 1213
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Don't invite me if you don't want to hear the arrival and departure cities of each plane we encounter. 090
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sometimes you encounter a pronunciation of the word bagel that is so novel it's upsetting. 170
Reposted by Sam Sandersthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Writing out monthly budget with wife: Mortgage: $2,500 Car payments: $700 Food: $900 Scams: $850 Utilities/internet: $300 Trying to save for a vacation but just can't manage it right now for some reason 5806
Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Can't believe the guy in Close Encounters fumbles Teri Garr over that. 2141
