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Samantha Hay

@samanthah.me
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Genderfluid, geek extraordinaire. Purveyor of crap puns. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 married to the amazing @purplepest.bsky.social Was Samantha_H_701 in that other place acct now deleted

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 14h
Toad-in-the-hole for tea tonight. Oh yes. To be accompanied by an onion gravy so thick it could be a GB News presenter.
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 20h
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 28/09/2026
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A randomly generated pattern
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 21h
Heardle 1980s #1620 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 21h
Heardle 1990s #1600 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
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Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Mike Dailly ™ @mdf200.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FromFB: These really are taking the piss now...
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
😂
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 28/09/2026
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A randomly generated pattern
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
With the cost of fuel now at record high prices, is it too much of a stretch to think that the tangerine tadger in the white house started this whole war with Iran because the petrol chemical companies told him they wanted bigger profits?
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
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Scorchio Fast Show
ALT: Scorchio Fast Show
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1619 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1599 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
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Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
💀💀💀
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
Morning 🌅 @jcfw40.bsky.social Wordle 1,926 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1618 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1598 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
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Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1617 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1597 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
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Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today, Alison Ann-Dowling, a Scottish Labour councillor who is a member of the party's ruling body the SEC, together with fellow Scottish Labour Women's Declaration activist Norma Austin Hart, will take their trade union, Community, to court to try to overturn its trans-inclusive policy.
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reform UK's new 'Small Boats Watch' app is not only cruel, it is in clear violation of Apple and Google’s rules and must be removed immediately. You can take action now: bestforbritain.org/take-action/...
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Tell Apple and Google: Remove 'Small Boat Watch' from your app store - Best for Britain
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
Wonder if trump threatens to sue they will fold as quickly as they did on the anti trans report?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
I really hope whoever is presiding over this case sees through all the bullshit she is spouting. The need to unequivocally lose this case on all counts.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Karaoke
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 23/09/2026
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 24/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1595 🔉⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
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Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 23/09/2026
Wow.
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Stéphanie says… 🏴‍☠️🦈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @stephaniejane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The GC Pyrrhic ‘victory’ that keeps on giving… Just follow from left to right to see how the thread developed. 🤣🤣🤣
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay, I do. Every person I see saying "where are the police?" or "these people need locking up" is missing the fucking point. The state exists to protect these people's interests. That's why Danny Tommo hasn't been nicked. If you want meaningful opposition to fascism, you have to do it yourself.
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 23/09/2026
Andy Burnham says this whilst sitting on the most aggressive anti-protest laws of our lifetimes, which have been used to arrest and charge nuns for holding signs protesting a genocide.
It was because Manchester’s humble mill workers took a principled stand.

During the American civil war, despite the hardships it brought them, they refused to touch raw cotton that had been picked by slaves.

In 1862, people with little power used it to help those with none on the other side of the world.

The best change is change like that, bottom-up change led by people.

And whatever distorted view social media offers today, the world is still full of good and decent people who are ready stand up for what is right.
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Might have done a bit of a rant at my MP. It's quite a nice feeling actually. Give it a go.
Dear Ms Dollimore,

The recent behaviour of a mob of organised men committing acts of public disorder, crimes, inciting racist violence, and yesterday actually slashing a rubber dinghy in the Channel with two RNLI rescuers still aboard it, needs urgent, visible action from our government, and from the police.

If Palestine Action can be proscribed as a terrorist group for causing property damage, then this gang of thugs has already gone much further. Local news in Gosport (link to the story provided below my signature), reports that a child in just such a mob was singing "let them drown" over a megaphone there, yesterday.

RNLI staff are suffering horrific harassment and assaults, and in some areas no longer feel they can work at all, which endangers everyone at sea. Our ports have been vandalised at Portsmouth and Dover.

Enough is enough. We either take action, or we cede this once inclusive, secular country to the hands of a narrow group of men, the leaders of which claim to be Christian (it is no brand of Christianity I recognise), who want this island to be only for white, violent, straight men in balaclavas to do with as they see fit. This isn't a British ethos: this is the ethos of every Russian mercenary. It has been promoted and pushed and egged and funded and nurtured by social media, where the racism, the hate. the disdain for our country's values is open and constant - and which remains unregulated to the cost of us all; and by the British media, also entirely unregulated (I suppose we could crowd fund some dentures for Ofcom but I remain unconvinced that it would know what to do with them), including those parts of it which are most trusted by the British public (link to BBC article below, where the thugs are referred to as if they are ordinary protesters, and a life-threatening criminal act in the channel aqainst RNLI staff is relegated to a brief mention in paragraph 15).

We used to hear "both sides" from the news. and even then, that was an absurd position, where only one side ever provided facts, and the other only ever provided feelings. We don't hear that any more. Now we only hear one side. it is the racist. hateful side. and it is framed, always, as "legitimate concerns".

They are not legitimate. We saw no village-wide protest from Piddington, when they had 2,600 mostly white young men in those barracks, and endured crimes, including rape, associated with those men. But 1200 brown men? Suddenly that's "legitimate concerns". It isn't. It's racism.We cannot predicate the human rights of a person upon the strong feelings of a group that hates them.

That is not how human rights work ir this country, or it didn't used to be. We have done precisely this to trans people in this country - handed their harmless lives directly to the tiny, well- connected, well-funded group that hates them most. We are now normalising racism in precisely the same way. This is going to destroy our society.

What we need from the government urgently is:-
• Press regulation, sharp-eared enough to identify a dogwhistle and bold enough to call it what it is: with the good of our inclusive society at it's core and meaningful punishments
• Social media regulation: frankly X should be shut down. and the embarrassing fact that we don't want to annoy the chief nazi because he owns Starlink needs to be faced, because X's continued influence or our society must end. Facebook isn't much better: regulate them or end them.• We need clear, unequivocal statements from our PM. and from our MPs, about the fact that this is racism and terrorism. It is not "legitimate concerns".
• We need these Blackshirts and their leaders proscribed as terrorists, and sentenced accordingly
• And we need a concerted public information campaign to offset the colossal, constant untruths the press and social media have propagated: our society has hardly any crime. Refugees aren't disproportionately criminal. And tell people what benefits refugees get because it's shockingly low and people believe utter nonsense they read on Facebook. Educate people! We used to have incredibly effective public information films on prime time TV - I'm old enough to remember when drink driving went from "a bit of a laugh, ho ho ho evervone does it," to "nobody does that now" virtually overniqht, because of such a campaign.

I realise government is hard, and that our current qovernment is tasked with undoing 20 years of utter incompetence. But that must start from the basis of British values. "Respect and dignity" isn't an idea. It's an action, taken every day, it's the courage to stand up against hate, every day, and to call it what it is and to say the uncomfortable thing and sometimes, yes, the unpopular thing.

I hope that our government has this courage. I have not seen it yet,
Yours faithfully,
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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(chef's kiss)
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 22/09/2026
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22/09/2026
I have heated stairs, fabulous in the winter.
2 dell rack mount servers 
One with 12 disks and one with 8 disks.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1613 🔉🟨🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Sinclair Research @sinclairresearch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The most advanced Sinclair computer.
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 21/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1612 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 19/09/2026
Just watching an old documentary tonight, something about data centers, ai and robots.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 20/09/2026
That career he self sabotaged by sitting on the fence is absolutely fucked now.
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nemo @nemo20000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🧵Great and heartbreaking article from @jamesmcenaney.bsky.social about Swinney dropping the Learning Disabilities Autism and Neurodivergence Bill. I have dyslexia and really need an autism assessment as i have even more of those traits. Every time I complete www.heraldscotland.com/news/2656211...
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'They asked for our trauma. Then they scrapped the Bill'
Learning-disabled, autistic, and neurodivergent people speak out over decision to abandon proposed legislation to protect their rights.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 20/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1611 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 20/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1591 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
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Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 19/09/2026
😂🤣😂
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The Pines @thepines.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We need a Hollywood movie about this
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alan Ritchson is a real one.
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