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Samantha Hay

@samanthah.me
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Genderfluid, geek extraordinaire. Purveyor of crap puns. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 married to the amazing @purplepest.bsky.social Was Samantha_H_701 in that other place acct now deleted

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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22h
Wordle 1,928 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle stats page 
1527 played 97% win current streak 500 max streak 500

Guess distribution 
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22/09/2026
I have heated stairs, fabulous in the winter.
2 dell rack mount servers 
One with 12 disks and one with 8 disks.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 19/09/2026
A Pakled, alien race from Star Trek noted for being not the brightest species in the galaxy who often say how smart they are. Caption “Elon Musk is a genius he has lots of monies, I am smart”
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 14/09/2026
Nurse! nurse! Elon is emailing stories to the Telegraph again. Strange as he is now a dribbling fucking moron at 55 years old.
Maye Musk: “My son Elon was a genius by three years old”
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 13/09/2026
@purplepest.bsky.social is getting the kitchen she always wanted. One very happy wife.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 11/09/2026
Saw the Avanti Pride trains today
Train carriage painted in the progressive pride colours
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 10/09/2026
Manchester bound with @purplepest.bsky.social
A class 390 Avanti West coast train
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 10/09/2026
Image showing comparative spacetime distortions based on the object density. 
Sun show a gentle curve
Neutron star steeper curve 
Black hole very steep long distortion 
Nadine Dorries, so dense the distortion is off the bottom of the image.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 31/08/2026
Done it once so far.
Stats for Wordle 
1498 played 
Win 97%
Current streak 471 max streak 471
Sea of greens x96
Guess distribution 
1: 1
2: 64
3: 353
4: 518
5: 356
6: 135
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 23/08/2026
Just had the most surreal experience on eBay. I bought 3 sfp to copper converters (grabbed a random image of one) Tried them this week, they don’t work. Contact seller about a refund, get an odd verbose response ending in “don’t worry we won’t let you suffer a loss” 1/3
Converter from a SFP port to copper Ethernet for network switches.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22/08/2026
Happy 1st wedding anniversary @purplepest.bsky.social 💜💜💜
Tatty Teddy, a grey teddy bear with a blue nose, holding a big crescent moon with “I love you to the moon and back” written on it. Sitting on the lid of a box of 30 hand made chocolate truffles Box of 30 assorted hand made chocolates
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 15/08/2026
That explains a lot.
QI - Quite interesting 
The word ‘musk’ comes from the Persian mushk, meaning testicle
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 12/08/2026
Despite the cloud, I’m chuffed with this especially as it’s the first time I had tried to photograph an #eclipse
Image of a solar eclipse, the sun is a mere crescent and you can clearly see the moon covering the face of the sun.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 17/07/2026
Saw him just the other month where he played Yellow Pearl.
Scottish singer Midge Ure playing a keyboard
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 12/07/2026
The encore final song, it actually started to rain. Garbage were awesome as were Goodbye Mr Mackenzie.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 11/07/2026
If you see this post an archer
Large blue battle mech with missiles launchers mounted around the shoulder area. Model is an archer.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 11/07/2026
If you see this post an archer
Actor Scott Backula portraying Capt Jonathan Archer in Star Trek Enterprise
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 09/07/2026
Looking great. 😊 also snap
Selfie of me wearing blue mirrored sunglasses and an off the shoulder red/pink/lemon/blue ombre dress
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 05/07/2026
He does have a warning on his account about the level of intellect you can expect when you interact with them.
Screen shot of user Levi Ames @leviames.Bsky.social
Showing a picture of author Mark Twain with the text. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience “
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 29/06/2026
Left picture shows a humanoid with an enlarged skull suggesting the being is highly intelligent. it is captioned "Elon Musk according to his fans" 
Right picture shows a Ferengi from Star Trek a race known for being devious, greedy and placing profit above all else. it is captioned "Elon Musk in real life"
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/06/2026
Spotted last week starting at £20. Msg seller to say if we could agree a price would they do a buy it now. They say sure what price was I thinking? I say £100. They never responded to say yes or no. So saved myself £79. Now the 10Gbe network upgrade can start in ernest.
Screen shot of eBay winning auction page. Item extreme networks x670v-48T switch.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/06/2026
No idea who they are.
Online survey results. 
84% woke 16% chud
33% Techbro 67% neoludite
41% hope pilled 59% doomed
88% Davis 12% Dubai 

Closest match Ed Zitron
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 17/06/2026
When you score £5k of network switch on eBay for just over £100. That will do nicely
Extreme Networks X670-G2-48X-4Q 48 Port 10GbE SFP+ 4x 40G QSFP+ Network Switch

Purple rack mount network switch.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/05/2026
Meme with a newspaper called daily news. Page is blank. Meme is captioned, business fails to notice terf boycott. 11 people refuse to shop at a shop they never shopped at.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22/05/2026
6 lipsticks all nude shades
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 17/05/2026
Wordle 1,793 4/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle stats 
Played 1392 games
Win % 96
Current streak 365
Max Street 365
Guess distribution 
1: 1
2: 84
3: 331
4: 474
5: 326
6: 125
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 16/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
Picture of Liz Truss, the U.K. shortest serving and worst Prime Minister so far at a desk writing in notebook. Caption is “Dear diary, being viktor orbán’s election campaign manager is going well
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 20/04/2026
My new mug, yep it’s a picture you can hear.
Blue mug with sonic the hedgehog embossed on the side. The handle is a golden ring.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 13/04/2026
Dear diary, being Viktor Orbán’s election campaign manager is going well.
Liz Truss, the U.K. ex prime minister who was the shortest serving U.K. prime minister
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 01/04/2026
Was still a work in progress at that point.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 01/04/2026
In the house
Cabinet with Lego in boxes on top

Galaxy explorer spaceship, Barad Dûr, Star Trek enterprise, C3-PO. Marvel infinity gauntlet by another company
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 21/03/2026
Rear view of the same tower pc as posted in the replies
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 21/03/2026
This was my son’s first pc back in the day.
Packard bell tower pc, called the “pizza tower” as the design was rumoured to be based on 3 different sized pizza boxes stacked on top of each other.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 13/03/2026
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 06/03/2026
Part time linesman, part time Tory MSP and fulltime cunt Douglas Ross gets wiped out during the Falkirk vs Dundee United Scottish cup game. (No audio)
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/02/2026
POE wireless access point fitted and speed test from my phone. I think it will do.
Wall mounted circular Omada wireless access point Wireless speed test results 784Mbps download 844Mbps upload
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/02/2026
I just see this.
1970s U.K. 3 wheel invacar
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/02/2026
Badloss at Denton with his puss tripping
Matthew Goodwin with the winner of the Gorton and Denton by-election, Hannah Spencer of the Green Party.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/02/2026
Got round to replacing my PoE switch today, as I’ve bought the same model I opened it up to salvage a few fans. As I suspected it was a lighting strike to the cable modem that was connected, the only actual issue was no PoE to any port.
Circuit board showing a chip with a burn mark at the top right cause by lightning.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/02/2026
Allister Heath
How Nigel Farage felating Ricard Tice became the state-sanctioned religion of the Britain-hating elite
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/02/2026
Allister Heath
Woke Star Trek will lead to the irreversible decline of the West
Allister Heath
ALLISTER HEATH
The Telegraph
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/02/2026
Allister Heath
Make no mistake, Cooked chicken is a direct attack on the British family
Allister Heath
ALLISTER HEATH
The Telegraph
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22/01/2026
As you can see from the time and date in the bottom corner, not really.
Screen shot of a computer showing the pirate bay website.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 13/01/2026
“At £16.50 an hour, I can’t afford to have a cleaner
Our writer is facing similar issues finding a babysitter with it being nigh on impossible to find one in the wintry depths of East Anglia”

Excerpt From
“At £16.50 an hour, I can’t afford to have a cleaner”
The Telegraph
https://apple.news/AB3gdJKf1TaiNH0hRzIgYHw
This material may be protected by copyright.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 13/01/2026
JKKK is not going to be happy. I fully support this move.
Travelling by private jet in Scotland will be taxed
published at 14:37
14:37
In another measure targeted at the wealthy, the finance secretary announces plans for an departure tax for private jets.
"I say to those who choose to travel by private jet; In Scotland you will pay, and you will pay a fair share for that privilege" she says.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 12/01/2026
If ever a picture needed it a caption it is this. I am going with "I convinced this dense prick I am not a racist"
A picture of Nigel Farage who appears to have a jolly look on his froggy face or is laughing and pointing to Nadhim Zahawi on his left
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 12/01/2026
I am totally 💀at this that came up in our work daily quiz.
Picture of a man holding a flag on the deck of a ship. A helicopter is approaching to land on a ship in the background. The flag is a square and split on the diagonally from top left to bottom right. The lower half is yellow/orange in colour and the top half is red in colour. "if a ship is flying this flag what has happened?" the Three choices are 1. I am on fire. 2. Man overboard. 3. I require a tug.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 10/01/2026
@annaroseshadow.bsky.social 🤣🤣
My work has just hired an Australian IT expert. 

He comes from a LAN down under
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 09/01/2026
Would have been impossible to have got this in the room built.
Three mirror door wardrobe
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 09/01/2026
Dire Straits cassette love over gold. 
Cover is a cloudy sky with an arc of lightning
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