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Samantha Hay

@samanthah.me
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Genderfluid, geek extraordinaire. Purveyor of crap puns. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 married to the amazing @purplepest.bsky.social Was Samantha_H_701 in that other place acct now deleted

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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 9h
Imported that shite directly from the U.S. might work across there where they are all apparently “Christians”
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 16h
Toad-in-the-hole for tea tonight. Oh yes. To be accompanied by an onion gravy so thick it could be a GB News presenter.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 10h
Twice in the last 15 minutes Farcebook has inserted two posts by rightwing American nutters claiming the U.K. just lets terrorist go, that their troops aren’t safe here.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 16h
*debate
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 16h
Indeed, I once got into (I know i shouldn’t have) about people boycotting a farm shop as the farmer was one of these stand in the high st preaching anti LGBTQ+ and anti abortion stuff. Person trying to argue he is being cancelled for his free speech. It’s not just consumer choice.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 18h
Waits for them to go full on Róisín Murphy and complain their fabulous album has been “cancelled” by woke people not buying it.
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 21h
N color gradient c1=2d5da9,c2=6eddfc,c3=0890a0,c4=084138,c5=02aae3,c6=91003f,c7=7afc22,t=g,cr=1,xc=248,yc=55,nc=7,z=162
A randomly generated pattern
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 21h
Thank you ☺️
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 28/09/2026
Low resolution n color gradient c1=0d106c,c2=702fdb,c3=874a71,c4=db7bc8,c5=4b889b,c6=7b8c54,t=g,cr=0,xc=-905,yc=-552,nc=6,z=383 Extremely high: z=383 (12-50) Extremely low: xc=-905 (0-50), yc=-552 (0-50)
A randomly generated pattern
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22h
Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica Sep. 29, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 2230 www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope
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Tightrope, a Daily Trivia Game | Britannica
A daily trivia game with 9 interesting questions. If you get three wrong…you lose. Question categories include science, arts, history, animals and math.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22h
Wordle 1,928 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle stats page 
1527 played 97% win current streak 500 max streak 500

Guess distribution 
1:1
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3:363
4:528
5:362
6:137
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22h
Heardle 1980s #1620 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
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Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 22h
Heardle 1990s #1600 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
90s.heardledecades.com
Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Mike Dailly ™ @mdf200.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FromFB: These really are taking the piss now...
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
😂
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
The problem is that Musktwat has monetised hate, Lowe gets thousands of pounds per month for spouting shite like this daily. The only way to end this is to ban the platform, kill the engagement, kill the revenue stream.
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Random Pattern Generator @pat.yee.nu · 28/09/2026
N color gradient c1=7d64f9,c2=b3d17c,c3=fcd1ef,c4=4e8087,c5=6e1099,c6=846d73,t=g,cr=0,xc=379,yc=199,nc=6,z=293
A randomly generated pattern
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
With the cost of fuel now at record high prices, is it too much of a stretch to think that the tangerine tadger in the white house started this whole war with Iran because the petrol chemical companies told him they wanted bigger profits?
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
I must have been really special as I was stupid & lazy
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Scorchio Fast Show
ALT: Scorchio Fast Show
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah TR seems a bit broken
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1619 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
heardle80s.com
Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 28/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1599 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
90s.heardledecades.com
Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
I wish I hadn’t
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
💀💀💀
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
If you bought a “debate me bro” from wish then yes.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
I do not know exactly what you do in the NHS, nor do I need to know as that’s your personal business, but I can guarantee that you’re not disconnected from real issues. You’ll be dealing with those every day.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
Morning 🌅 @jcfw40.bsky.social Wordle 1,926 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1618 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
heardle80s.com
Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 27/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1598 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
90s.heardledecades.com
Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
I suspect John uses AI as his diatribe is unintelligible bollocks, with a side order of big words to make it sound “intellectual”
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
Why isn’t that cunt in The Hague?
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
Wordle 1,925 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
Heardle 1980s #1617 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #1980s #Music heardle80s.com
heardle80s.com
Heardle 80s
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
Heardle 1990s #1597 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
90s.heardledecades.com
Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 26/09/2026
The SFA are spineless.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today, Alison Ann-Dowling, a Scottish Labour councillor who is a member of the party's ruling body the SEC, together with fellow Scottish Labour Women's Declaration activist Norma Austin Hart, will take their trade union, Community, to court to try to overturn its trans-inclusive policy.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
Ewwww she’s at risk of ruining leather catsuits for me.
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reform UK's new 'Small Boats Watch' app is not only cruel, it is in clear violation of Apple and Google’s rules and must be removed immediately. You can take action now: bestforbritain.org/take-action/...
bestforbritain.org
Tell Apple and Google: Remove 'Small Boat Watch' from your app store - Best for Britain
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
Wonder if trump threatens to sue they will fold as quickly as they did on the anti trans report?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
Sex mattress and all these other alleged charities along with she of the mouldy castle are all just useful idiots for the fascists
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
We will need a real detective to investigate
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Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock's Headache
Alt: Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock's Headache
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
A misery of Karens
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
It’s a mystery
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
Looks good 😊
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
I now have scone envy
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Samantha Hay @samanthah.me · 25/09/2026
I really hope whoever is presiding over this case sees through all the bullshit she is spouting. The need to unequivocally lose this case on all counts.
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