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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
it should play family guy funny moments
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/01/2026
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/09/2025
smoking a goint
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
believe it or not this didn’t work
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
maybe going for a depression walk when it’s 95 degrees outside will heal me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i’m in her dm’s like: sam has unsent a message
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is genuinely the news every day
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/07/2025
[tosses Scully folder] you ever hear of The Grinch
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I read the plot to that movie you like on Wikipedia and it seems stupid
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
i’ve been afraid to play since the update bc i know all of my shit is gonna be borked 😭
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
surely it will please my haters to know that my life has become immeasurably worse
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
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stellii.bsky.social @stellii.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
A little bubble balloon dog for you following rappenem's bubble sprite tutorial, but I definitely have a lot to learn about lighting and reflections. #pixelart #pixel_dailies #pixelartist
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
yippie!!
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Love and Deep Space Nine @hyenasandgin.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
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a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
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🦇 Crosschopper 🔜 @crosschopper.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
His greed sickens me
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
the WHAT option 😭😭😭
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
my current bg3 playthrough started getting kinda freaky
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
telling the doctor not to hit me with the knee reflex thing because i'm at 1 HP
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
soy El Chapo Roan
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Dune
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/01/2025
if i had a billion dollars and worldwide influence i would simply not debut my new character "Transphobic Lil Dicky" live on Joe Rogan's DMT Telethon
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whisqey @whisqey.co · 12/12/2024
he/they of the day - the Great Deku Tree from Zelda
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stellii.bsky.social @stellii.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
ain’t no way this guy’s name is Luigi Mansion
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
not stretcher men being in the top 5 😭😭😭
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
logging on
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.
A sad looking Big Bird sitting in front of a TV studio backdrop and a chyron identifying him as BIG BIRD, he looks like he's regretting not spending the money on a NDA.
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
we’re reaching the “doctors recommend camel cigarettes” era of twitter ads
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
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sam___handwich @sam-handwich.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
how it feels to join this app with nothing to my name
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