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Josh

@saltedjosh.bsky.social
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Writer. Filmmaker. Culer. Metro Detroiter. Apprentice Guillotine Builder. Nazi Hater. Demon Whisperer. Bidet Evangelist. deadline.com/2023/02/climate-change…

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 2h
Has everyone seen this??? I had not and I loved it!
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 3h
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 3h
newsom is a trump/maga faithfull, he just claims not to be because he's a California politician the proof is in his open love of misogyny, billionaires, racists, corporatism, fascism, and his hate for actual people
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 4h
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 4h
me when we've eaten all the other billionaires and it's time to throw jb pritzker on the grill
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 4h
Also me: "Why do people accuse me of being hyperbolic?"
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 4h
when my great aunt was 93, she looked back upon her life and asked, "what was the point of all of this?" I had no answer then, I have no answer now then she suggested I step outside for a few minutes in case she exploded; she was about to light a cigarette while hooked up to an oxygen tank
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 6h
THE LAST JEDI was a brilliant STAR WARS movie that nonetheless broke the brains of way too many people angry about it. The people who don't like this movie aren't even engaging with the movie so much as they are with outrage of YouTubers who told them what they saw and how to hate it
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 7h
Everyone involved with this, except a dozen or so already very wealthy people, will lose.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 9h
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 16h
rfk jr is a serial killer
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it would have been appropriate to launch an anti-Frenchism strategy in NYC during the Algerian War if e.g. French language preschools, French restaurants, and visibly French-American residents faced violence -- those were NYC residents who would deserve the protection of the government.
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Y’allsey @aisling206.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what really turns me off about AI? The propaganda isn’t cheery — it’s always so dystopian and scary sounding.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As sweater season approaches, remember that quarter zip sweaters are for cowards who hate the freedom inherent to a full zipper. You'd never catch Mr. Rogers in a quarter zip, because quarter zips lead to fascism.
Mr Rogers in a red full zip sweater.Mr Rogers in a green full zip sweater.Mr Rogers in a camel full zip sweater.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s particularly cruel to do this to Garbo, who protected her privacy and peace but it’s not surprising she was chosen. After all, she told the world “no” and AI pushers love to run roughshod over consenf www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
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SKF advert review – let’s hope this dull AI Greta Garbo is not the future
Swedish-American actor exhumed for bizarre, humourless 99 seconds that give us another reason to resent AI
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Steve Mirsky @stevemirsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SLAPSHOT was already the straight version of HEATED RIVALRY.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I fucking hate this country
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, maybe they should stop buying avocado toast.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With all respect he has earned in life, I hope a rabid lemur eats Schmitt's dick tonight.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in these times, I wish I'd taken fewer band classes in school and more arson classes
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm neither a City fan nor a City hater, but I'm a huge fan of CEOs in suits being made to feel worthless and terrified in public, so I'm enjoying this video.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I already know there will be calls for "civility" when he finally dies and I'm telling y'all right now: don't come around me with that shit
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can't be arsed to go find a photo, but THE DESCENT
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I watch MLS, I regret it. Such a low quality league, which would be fine, but the fans and announcers all act like it’s top tier football, rather than a retirement league. Give me USL, where they just play and don’t try to pretend they’re something they’re not.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I assume these are the lyrics for the chorus of 'Choosin' Texas'
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Erin Macdonald @drerinmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You are correct. It’s so sad, as it was one of my favorite treats. Sadly, as many things, it’s a private equity enshittification apnews.com/article/jers...
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Jersey Mike's sandwich chain is acquired by private equity firm Blackstone for $8 billion
Jersey Mike’s, the quickly expanding sandwich chain, is being acquired by the private equity firm Blackstone in a deal valued at $8 billion.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it just me or has Jersey Mikes been enshittified in the last year or so? Not that it was Michelin star worthy before but the quality has dropped significantly.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The could've had my DARTH JOSH trilogy and instead they greenlit more Skywalker movies.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Barcelona fans watching Ferran Torres miss that chance against England like 'first time?'
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 09/05/2026
hating ai is a pro-social activity
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want everyone involved with this assaulted.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm less concerned with an interviewee that shows up with an iced coffee, more concerned with the interviewer that shows up with a stick shoved so far up their butt it pokes their retinas and makes them cry when they see iced coffee.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Value your creativity, and understand that imagination is PRICELESS. While in his 20s, Jim Henson refused a lucrative offer to sell Rowlf the Dog to the Purina company. "Never sell anything I own," he told his agent. He knew his creative work had value. Yours does, too.
A young Jim Henson with Rowlf the Dog.
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The release of a new U2 album is great for U2 fans as well as people online who make hating U2 their entire personality for weeks at a time when the opportunity arrises. A duet with Dolly is extra delicious for both groups.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Alan Wexelblat (he/him) @awexelblat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a really important point in here: the term 'deportation' has become Newspeak. The correct term is "human trafficking" because what this regime is doing fits that description much more than the genteel ideas we hold about 'deportation.'
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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's LePage, he was the governor when I lived in Maine and he's an absolute piece of shit. If a piece of shit ate a piece of shit, then took a shit, that shitted piece of shit would be Paul LePage, the piece of shit that's been shit out of a piece of shit who ate a piece of shit.
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