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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 5h

Levers? Fucking autocorrect and clumsy thumbs

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 5h

I mean, the boss always has cold elbows because of his work uniform.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 5h

Do you think Bruce Springsteen ever groans as he rolls up his shirtsleeves, like an accountant putting on a tie? “Ugh, gotta put on this blue jeans and shirt with levers rolled up again, FML.”

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 6h

Lewy could have made a lot more money going to the Saudi league as his retirement league, but he made the right choice going to Chicago. A Polish legend in that city is always gonna have a good time.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 6h

If it makes you feel better, my 8-year-old niece is two years older than Brimley was when he smoked his first cigar. (Probably.)

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 7h

when I fill out my ballot at home, I look up everyone on the ballot, even all those nonpartisan judges who have no opponent if I find even a whiff of republicanism, I vote no

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 9h

pad kee mao coming my way to fill existential void for a half hour

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 13h

Hopefully that boosts the confidence of lads like Kounde, Gordon, and Jesus

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 14h

What’s with these weird half collars on the getafe kits?

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

headline should've gone for, "using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to get hard."

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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Crowds of protesters outer 26 Federal Plaza where ICE has its main offices now.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bunk, the wisest of souls: "There you go, givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck."

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Is it in the original 4:3 format, the re-edited wide screen, or both?

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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

JFC we have gotten so numb, and that's what the piss-frosted sentient fecal matter in the White House is counting on.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Update: Well, apparently being an irritating smartass does occasionally help the situation. LG is giving us a partial refund of $650 for the dead fridge.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I got ice in my OJ, I'm a cold, hard bitch

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026

right. this isn’t a somber public execution to show people what it means for the state to murder someone. this is a celebration of violence for its own sake. the fact that the nidal hasan is helpless and infirm is no doubt part of the appeal. bsky.app/profile/spir...

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tragedy has struck at the Toyota dealer this morning. I brought the Prius in for maintenance but didn't need to have a sit down in the bathroom before I left, and now I'm at the dealer without my bidet.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've been to Barcelona (way back in 2004), and went to the stadium, but didn't see a game or get to do the Camp Nou tour. I guess I have to go back!

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That’s great! I’d love to go to a game there someday.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

no worries, it's important to remember

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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wild they never design an AI to, say, fight with health insurance companies for me to make sure a procedure is covered, and they focus all their efforts toward liberating me from the parts of my life that have the most meaning

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Emma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why did nobody tell me Teen Zohran did a variant of they had us in the first half not gonna lie

Teen Zohran saying we came back three in the second half

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We are watching in slow motion the things that happen before ethnic cleansing happens. People get that, right?

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Barça come back from international break to face the evil Getafe on Saturday. Be prepared to mute or block me as I filter all my feelings about good vs evil in real life into an overly-emotional post frenzy as I watch good vs evil in Spanish football.

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QuadCityPat @quadcitypat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean light these fuckers on fire

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

yeah, I saw some clips, he was glorious

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

more disembowelments please

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm almost there. I'm suspicious because tough-talking Dems have let me down so many times, yet I still pump my fist and want exactly this kind of display from EVERY GODDAMN DEM IN OFFICE JFC.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And yet I want MORE DEEPER SHIVVING

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Every time an ICE agent dies, an angel gets his wings and flies.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That looks awesome. I'd join you if I still lived in the area.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Long day, just sent you an email to purchase if someone else hasn't grabbed it already

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

goddamn I hate this country

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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They’ve been on my Do Not Submit list for a while now. Protect yourselves, darlings.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

more of this from democrats but also, when they get elected (or re-elected), holding those same dems' feet to the flames, literally if necessary, until they follow through on talk with actual action against all the crimes against humanity and toss mike collins out of a helicopter

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this news is my moment of joy for the day

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is so bleak, actually imagine being called a slur for a group you don't even belong to and instead of going "wow holy shit, no one should have to put up with that, we need to hold people to account," you go "no guys it's okay I hate them too!!!" and just hand the bully your lunch money

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I haven't had red snapper in forever, now I want some of those red snapper tacos lol

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Do you ship to the u.s.?

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As much as I love all the other John Williams scores, this might be my favorite of his main themes for a film. It makes me feel like I can fly, which is why I don't recommend listening whilst on hallucinogens, you might actually try to fly.

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Josh @saltedjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

age yourself with a childhood crush

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