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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🚨 THE DAILY NUMBER #2 Tottenham spent £300m+ this summer. They have 2 points. That's over £150m per point.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nottingham Forest have more European Cups than Arsenal and Tottenham combined. 2-0.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Big Six fans, ranked by who you'd least want next to you at a wedding. Argue below.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ferran Torres has more World Cups than Ronaldo, Haaland and Salah combined.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🚨 THE DAILY NUMBER #1 Mathematically, if Manchester City win all 33 of their remaining games they'd finish on 114 points. A commission has reportedly found 114 charges proven. That's one point per charge.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Chelsea sold De Bruyne, Salah and Lukaku for around £60m combined. Then paid £62m for Mudryk.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Belgium playing France since 2015 😭 🎵 Heartbreaking – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), CC BY 4.0

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sweden finished bottom of their World Cup qualifying group without a single win. They went to the World Cup. Poland didn't. Tonight they beat them again.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🚨 In 2015 Belgium led France 30-24 in all-time wins. They haven't beaten them since. It's now 30-30.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🚨 Italy, World Cup on the line: 1 goal in 120 minutes. Italy, Nations League on a Monday: 3 goals in 28 minutes.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Our new Snapchat has 0 followers. Same as Tottenham's league wins this season. Only one of those can be fixed tonight 👻 snapchat.com/add/shithouseryhq

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chelsea sold Mo Salah for €15m and Kevin De Bruyne for £18m. Name a worse double.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Roberto Mancini on the reports of a double Man City contract: "It is not my concern." The only man in football with two contracts and zero concerns 😭

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Klopp's Germany just lost at home to Greece. Otto Rehhagel's phone hasn't stopped ringing.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cristiano Ronaldo was an unused substitute for Portugal in their 2-1 win over Norway, making it the first time in 6,678 days since he last sat on the bench for the national team for the full 90 minutes 😮 ▪️ June 15, 2008 — Switzerland vs. Portugal 🇨🇭🇵🇹 ▪️ Sept. 27, 2016 — Norway vs. Portugal 🇳🇴🇵🇹 Wild

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Norway's keeper tonight. Rate him out of 10 👇

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Haaland and Man City's lawyers had the same week. Both won one. Both still lost.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Germany lost 1-0 at home to Greece and somewhere Otto Rehhagel is smiling

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Norway fans after Haaland equalised: we're so back. Norway fans 10 minutes later: Odin has left the chat

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Norway's keeper after gifting Portugal two goals: 'If Odin had wanted me to save them, I would have saved them'

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Portugal fans at half-time: we're better without Ronaldo. Portugal fans after Haaland equalised: bring him on

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Portugal 1-0 up at half-time with Ronaldo on the bench and somewhere a Messi fan is already typing the essay

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fabrizio Romano has a 'here we go' for every transfer on earth and not one for 114 charges

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Norway fans 1-0 down to Portugal: 'If Odin had wanted us to score, we would have scored'

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

João Félix scores against Norway and every Atlético fan who paid for the €126m version is asking where this was

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ben Davies scored in Denmark tonight. For Denmark. Spurs fans have seen this film before

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Man City’s lawyer who saved them from 1 of the 115 charges.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Michale Oliver needs investigating now it’s official City cheated. 100% some favourable decision gone City’s way when he’s was the ref + them very handsomely paid jobs to ref a couple games out in UAE. Wouldn’t be surprised if this cheating goes deeper than just financially” Thoughts on this?

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Zidane’s assistant somehow looks more like Zidane than Zidane himself.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dortmund sold Ousmane Dembélé for €140m. Dortmund sold Jude Bellingham for €133m. Dortmund sold Jadon Sancho for €85m. Dortmund sold Christian Pulisic for €64m. Dortmund sold Jamie Gittens for €65m. And somehow, they ended up selling Erling Haaland for just €60m 😭😭

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sir Airy vs England: 1 Make A Wish Goal 1 Penalty Miss 0/3 Ground Duels Won 4 Duels Created BUT AT LEAST HE CAN PLAY CDM 👏👏👏

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

2-1 up against Spain at half-time and England still found a way. Never change

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

England fans at half-time: book the open-top bus. England fans at full-time: dig the 'we were robbed' tweet back out of drafts

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

England fans after 2 minutes: sack him. England fans after 40 minutes: book the open-top bus

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Barcelona fans watching Ferran Torres miss that chance against England like 'first time?'

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every England fan who had 'we were robbed' sitting in drafts has quietly changed it to 'it's coming home'

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

England v Spain tonight and every England fan already has the 'we were robbed' tweet sitting in drafts

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Alexis Sanchez left Arsenal for Manchester United and won the Premier League

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jurgen Klopp achieved 97, 99, 92 points without cheating.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🚨 At three points a game, Man City would have to win 228 matches in a row to get back to zero. That's six perfect seasons.

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pep, Rodri and Bernardo watching the Man City verdict

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Name one Man City player you'd take off them for cheap if they go down

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man City found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges and City fans are already calling it a fine. Everton got 6 points for one breach. What should City get?

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Shithousery HQ | Football Memes @shithouseryhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🚨 Everton were deducted 6 points for one breach. Manchester City have been found guilty of 114. That's 684 points.

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