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emerson

@saldemar.bsky.social
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Organized labour fella. Analog preferences. Books, bikes, cats, dogs and cameras. Climbing trees, driving boats, and restoring forests in Coastal Cascadia.

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 22h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wrote this? Well, seems correct
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And to all my Manchurian Candidates out there, I'd just like to say "Super Intelligence"
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a kitty I sculpted
Polymer clay sculpture of a stylized roly-poly cat, seated with one paw raised
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will BC come to this sooner, or later... a question only the deepest embedded LNG flacks can answer for themselves. Maybe the money train will come to a halt in time, who knows
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In any just society, just 1 incident like this would be enough to lock down this "technology" and shame its developers into obscurity forever. No justice until that day
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Brendan Dawe @dawe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You lend your car keys to your loopy friend and they crash it into a ditch. Someone pulls them out and they aren’t driving your car anymore. Nonetheless your decision to hand them the keys still matters quite a bit
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is sinister: Sinese erasure
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Subway: Not busy at all bro Weed Dispensary: Actually kinda busy! Sushi Island: vibes
screenshot of sushi island general territory
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Computer Rage Marinette, WI
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if these trends continue, and we have no evidence that they shouldn't, we should all begin panicking now
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Dr. Katie I. @hellyeahcorks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lbr, the purpose of CORE is to archive all the useful RFPs and force everyone into a tinier box such that no one gets funded.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026
thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
El Camino Omni Consumer Products Edition
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Downtown Vancouver Simulator
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
football cleats discourse: "Oh these are nice, still made with leather eh, great. But the styling on these... and they're on sale... oh you have wide feet? Okay New Balance 442s for you"
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Convo pit but there's also a few guitars and amps and synths to jam on
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We are LONG past due for leadership that understands that the federal gov actually has a strong capacity to do good things, rather than just be the title holder for assets they think they can sell. help us @avilewis.ca , you're our only hope (at the moment)
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This story has something for everyone: -internet randos who like to imagine disciplining someone else's toddler -airport fetishists who like to invoke Canadian Airport Law also -it doesn't matter
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Never skip calf day. This is what you want between your shorts and your Converse
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Even just reading these paragraph vignettes (or whatever they're called) is inspiring enough
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And yet somehow he's only a PM-07 and feels his career is limited because he can't pass BBB. And Carney is going to lay him off in September anyway
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Please enjoy this home security footage of an oddly human-like bear raiding a fridge in Lake Tahoe www.wsj.com/us-news/blac...
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
and you can get right to stage 4 on a street patio, right @localtoast.ca ?
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Matt Gaetz's wife, Palmer Luckey's sister" has to be the All Time Saddest 6 Word Story, sorry Hemingway
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just some of the iconic corporate logos designed by the legendary SAUL BASS
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I knew it, I knew the reason those scouts dropped by the diamond out past the tracks was to see if I had an appropriate surname
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Inspirational mend posting Have to assume these are the classic 5" numbers for showing off them gams
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Draw a cat using only straight lines 1910
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeah right, now you're gonna tell me Nolan sent Odysseus on an "odyssey" even though it just came out this week
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026
It's possible if you want it. Y'all want it? Act like it. First step is to do shit to make it happen. You wondering why it ain't happening & you ain't doing shit? That's why it ain't happening. No one's coming to do it for you. If you want it bad enough, you find ways to do it right where you are.
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kirk Evelyn Van Houten - with Argentina flag on his chest - standing in front of a race car bed, with two world cup trophies. "Yo tengo 2 copas. ¿Tú qué tienes? 

Homer says "una moneda estable"
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Once Big Donny and Johnny Baby from FIFA got involved, the only chance the USMNT had to avoid the curse was not to start Balogun. They chose poorly. Kane here (hopefully) bringing the curse down on England. He truly is the King Midas of Shit and you just can't avoid it
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"I should buy a boat"
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Look, this goddamn Platner guy looks just like my buddy Doug, but Doug is a stand up dude, a horse logger, who threw a water bottle at an abusive guy once. I won't stand for any more of this character muddying. quit being around and besmirching the decent looks of my buddy Doug
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
now the real dance begins: can the 3 lions deliver a large enough amount to a Swiss Bank account to somehow get Bellingham in the game vs Norway
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every single Canadian fan: "did you know the #canmnt made it as deep into the tournament as Brasil? “
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Let me be clear: Jerseys with the game and date on them? Bad. Terrible. We need EXIF data on the field or something?
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/06/2024
banging my fist on the table and sending case files flying as I stare grimly at a giant cork board with a single red string connecting POOP to ASS
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The sound of 30 million Canadians turning their football allegiance to our natural partner... Mexico. Vamos El Tri
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Defenestration of The Coward Alexis Lalas
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emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Morocco!!! The better team took this one absolutely. We in Canada have a long uphill march on Saturday though, let's be honest!
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