iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

dude go back and play that oculus game that kills you in real life already

010

Reposted by emerson

Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA

122119114345

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

you can tell they're so happy to pull it off

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is actually a good article, but yes - Carney is a corporate suit and at this point if he does something, I have to assume it benefits corporations at the expense of workers, plain and simple. Will go down as another forgettable PM who squandered a chance

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"You are the best of the best - the industrial designers who have built our global reputation. That's why we're entrusting you with our latest brief: Design a box that, despite its rugged appearance, manages to wick every drop of rainwater inside." Rubbermaid Actionpacker Design Team: "We got this"

000

Reposted by emerson

Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026

Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...

A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is.

Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.

Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.

an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol

5458342570

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wrote this? Well, seems correct

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And to all my Manchurian Candidates out there, I'd just like to say "Super Intelligence"

000

Reposted by emerson

ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a kitty I sculpted

Polymer clay sculpture of a stylized roly-poly cat, seated with one paw raised

401949298

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don de la Mancha, irritated "The gentleman may tilt at them also"

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

he is NOT beating the accusations

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

mine has a "female" "assistant" with a British accent. I make sure to insult it whenever it's on near me. I hate it

110

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Will BC come to this sooner, or later... a question only the deepest embedded LNG flacks can answer for themselves. Maybe the money train will come to a halt in time, who knows

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In any just society, just 1 incident like this would be enough to lock down this "technology" and shame its developers into obscurity forever. No justice until that day

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yukon gets a dog and we don't!? It's time to right this historic wrong

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Using that little tiny washroom in the coach house, leaving immediately afterwards

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They're calling it the Nancy's Viaduct and it's very big news

010

Reposted by emerson

Brendan Dawe @dawe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You lend your car keys to your loopy friend and they crash it into a ditch. Someone pulls them out and they aren’t driving your car anymore. Nonetheless your decision to hand them the keys still matters quite a bit

4403

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

your loopy friend was chosen to drive by a bunch of your other even loopier acquaintances because she expressly promised them they'd be able to drive straight through ditches and that rules no longer applied to them

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"A history of the compass, you say? As it facilitates the British Admiralty and global navigation? Don't mind if I do."

080

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is sinister: Sinese erasure

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Subway: Not busy at all bro Weed Dispensary: Actually kinda busy! Sushi Island: vibes

screenshot of sushi island general territory

000

Reposted by emerson

Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026

“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear

peter 2d
I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33142713

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A better name for Real Salt Lake City has never been created

010

Reposted by emerson

Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Computer Rage Marinette, WI

161709361

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

/gesturing around wildly at the country club/ THERE ARE DOZENS OF US

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

if these trends continue, and we have no evidence that they shouldn't, we should all begin panicking now

000

Reposted by emerson

Dr. Katie I. @hellyeahcorks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lbr, the purpose of CORE is to archive all the useful RFPs and force everyone into a tinier box such that no one gets funded.

132

Reposted by emerson

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026

thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing"

602550270

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What about when the semi trailer has a 10,000X version of the Big Mac on it? Feels like at least misdemeanor territory

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Saw someone check out a big Gastón Acurio book in front of me at the library today... I'm happy for their household

110

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Really captures the red of the necks. Great stuff

010

Reposted by emerson

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show

725680903

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Rio in East Van. Simple as

011

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

El Camino Omni Consumer Products Edition

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

you've probably had too much caffeine and thinking about yourself

011

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Downtown Vancouver Simulator

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My face when I'm about to tell you An American Tail

001

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

hey ray stick to synths you stupid dork

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

they definitely triggered some little kid memories as soon as I saw them!

000

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Marlo some "collector" is selling very nice Forbidden McDonald's Sugar Spoons on Victoria FB marketplace for a very reasonable price. Why am I being recommended them, well, who knows

110

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

football cleats discourse: "Oh these are nice, still made with leather eh, great. But the styling on these... and they're on sale... oh you have wide feet? Okay New Balance 442s for you"

110

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"won't someone just 3d print a novelty sized film canister with a cutout for the foot and corner the market?" Yes, the door is open for business success for those who can dream

010

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Victor Victorinox Mister Man

050

emerson @saldemar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Most cat names are just jumping off points for future riffs

140