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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 4h
sorry, boss, can't come into work today. that's right, I've got diarrhea... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...from having sex
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m presuming you also saw this earlier today complaining about cutting community red tape and NIMBY vetoes? bsky.app/profile/goth...
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is in Madrid where there are no fewer than 4 guys who wear Stitch costumes, a Sonic, and basically no other costumes guys.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Right Stitch just has “it”
A single lonely Stitch in a parkAnother Stitch surrounded by a crowd
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mr. President, Bill Moro has bowled a perfect game
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NEW: Every week, a Philadelphia nun drives to the immigration court in Harlingen, Texas, to sit beside unaccompanied children, some as young as four, who face a deportation judge with no lawyer and no parent. An undocumented migrant who is facing deportation called Sister Rose Kuhn his “angel.”
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone is 12 theory undefeated
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dee keeps saying how grateful she is because now the game can really begin, and it’s cope but it’s also true!
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
bored man gets paid
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bottle service
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
get trans athletes out of the WNBA and watch grocery prices plummet 🔒
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the Columbus bit that was posted on Instagram had me dying
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
don’t you put that evil into the world.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How am I still single
Hinge profile: My most irrational fear is…Revolving doors

Response message: I used to hate revolving doors, too, but I really came around on them
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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John Ganz @lioneltrolling.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is your brain on social media.— t.co/jQI4qvJClr
t.co
https://www.unpopularfront.news/p/this-is-your-brain-on-x
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
her proper name is Bear’s Monster.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Minion Juan Soto fucks. I will not be taking questions
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
things are going well in Edinburgh, I see
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I miss the 2010s blog era. Some guy would spend 200 hours re-watching and tallying every point awarded on Whose Line for a 4-paragraph post and 350 likes on Twitter.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Admittedly not an expert on ransom, but I see one problem here
NYT News alert: An Arizona sheriff's office released two ransom notes sent after Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping.
The second one said she was dead.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if it were Snoopy thinking this I’d believe it
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
people on here will post anything. "charlie brown had class consciousness." no he didn't. that isn't true.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my favorite part of the Odyssey is when John Odyssey turns to the camera and says "this must be some kind of...Bronze Age Collapse"
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’d argue the Doing Something piece is a pretty big upside these days! (Though for practical impact, agreed.)
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mfer just “invented” a library 🙄🙄
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
cool idea I just had: what if there was a Criterion Closet but for books
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just spit out my water
Tweet:

Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine 2d
sometimes you can tell from a person's underlining in a used book that they aren't going to make it

Quote tweet:

The first page of Moby Dick and someone highlighted and annotated “call me Ishmael” with “His name.”
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
a fun fact is that the creator of the labradoodle breed considers the dogs to be evil
NYT headline: Labradoodle Creator Says the Breed Is His Life's Regret
"I opened a Pandora box and released a Frankenstein monster," said Wally Conron, who developed the mopheaded dog.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
But have you considered he was watching the chronological, extended recut that was released on HBO in the 2010s
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Imagine hitting THIS pitch to win the game 😮
A screenshot of MLB Gameday showcasing the pitches Ildemaro Vargas saw in his game-winning at-bat. Pitch No. 4 can be seen well above the strike zone.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ah, the market price beer. Best $18 you’ll ever spend
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
b-b-but I was told if I simply carried the scorpion across the river, it wouldn’t sting me 😭😭😭
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Upon hearing the news, Collins expressed concern but said she would still be voting to confirm Platner to the Supreme Court
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
lol
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You fool, don't you realize that actually some white supremacists hate Donald Trump? Don't you feel stupid now, you fucking simp?
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
hey, in their defense, there just aren’t that many photos of the NYC skyline out there
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trevor Moore (RIP) from the "It's Illegal to Say" WKUK sketch.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
And you should.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
RIP Roger Ebert you would have loved the Dune 2 sandworm bucket
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
sure, health outcomes are worse, we’re drowning in debt, and the planet is burning up, BUT this truly is a golden age of novelty movie theater popcorn buckets
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
here’s an equally timely one: *guy who thinks Philomena is called Phyllo Mina* you guys seen Phyllo Mina
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/plan... I figured you were watching it based on this tweet last week! Or did this lead you to it?
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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