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@ryophyte.bsky.social
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friendly neighborhood attention whore (laudatory)

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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
reduce single-use plastics by saving that condom for later
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
sorry, I was overcome by the spirit of poasting
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
gay jokes are NOT funny!! cum on guys
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I just waxed my back, I'm like a slutty dolphin
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
turning the tables by blocking my ex as soon as I realize he's unblocked me
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
remember to charge your poppers under the light of the full moon
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
if you don't love me at my mullet, you don't deserve me at my taper fade
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
a hard lesson to learn: just because he looks like a twink doesn't mean he's gay
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm not a whole person in the morning until I've been A Hater
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm gonna be a pioneer and post bangers on bluesky before anyone else
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
if you're pulling tarot cards because of that man, he's not right for you
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
whaddup, queers? here's hoping I'll have my social media use under control this time around
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 15/10/2024
it’s always okay to do a little sinning first thing on a tuesday
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
the cum in me wants to be the cum in you send skeet
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
waiting on two packages. what if the Amazon driver and the UPS driver meet on my porch and fall in love?
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
@kingofthegays420.bsky.social is inspiring me to draw some sample table legs
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
dad built Archie a blanket fort
Archie is a brown bunny sitting contentedly under a knitted yellow blanket fortArchie yawns under a knitted yellow blanket fortArchie yawns but it looks like he's a lion roaring Archie is glaring at the camera, now aware that his photo is being taken
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jessi @ketchupjessi.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
me and my moots have a general “will they/wont they” atmosphere, lots of lingering looks and stolen glances
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
I hope this email detonates on impact
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
stop normalizing everything. feel ashamed sometimes ffs
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
don't flirt with me I'll cum
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
so many gays have found me since my jocktober post. hello, welcome. please be informed I only post teases & often am just bullshitting with my Internet friends on here. hope that helps!
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
healing, but not so healed that I won't bully @betterhelp.bsky.social
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Mantis Watch @mantiswatch.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Call me a cynic if you wish, but I am simply not convinced that leg has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt.
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
dick so good it gave me an underbite
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
spent an hour sucking dick and now my jaw is out of alignment, causing my teeth to connect in new & discomforting ways
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
we proof of leggin'
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
you can reduce single-use plastics by saving that condom for later
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Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Looking for all the rat bastards wya
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
I do kegel exercises so I can get men to cum in mere seconds
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jessi @ketchupjessi.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
the lord of the rings is abt a guy that crashed out a lot who put soooo much of his bodily fluids into accessories, and a cute gay couple goes on a hike and ruins his whole everything
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jessi @ketchupjessi.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
if sauron’s blood is black that means his cum is
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
who up ryoing they phyte
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
margarine would make a beautiful name for a baby girl
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 10/10/2024
i’m no fuck boy, i’m a fuck man
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/10/2024
cranky today. better keep refreshing all my little websites
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
went into the woods for a snack & now I don't feel so good..
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Bro are you on creatine because you are lifting my spirits rn
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Bearlyaliv3(but slutty) @bearinthesky.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
RIP Jesus you would have loved cross posting
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
who up meatng their loaf
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
turns out edging is a form of meditation
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
I like the following tab on here but some of y'all repost the most random shit (it's me I'm y'all)
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