Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Instead of a flight tracker for billionaires someone should post a "grassy knoll" tracker for them instead. 030
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025there I was ham sandwich in hand. I had a decision to make. what was it 020
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Who up listening to the discography of Mac Miller in preparation of balloonerisms release 040
Reposted by Thew Thorn Jacob Barker @gnavid.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I'm still getting used to BlueSky, and I'm not entirely sure how the algorithm works yet, but I'm going to say a bunch of buzzwords and hope for the best. shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters shit posters 7333
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Have a feeling the doc gonna say my untreated ADHD is just vitamin d deficiency 480
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Follow me for the dumbest shit you've ever read 1122
Reposted by Thew Thorn Dusty Borealis @dustyborealis.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Did you know that the good and loving God rewards White People who also turn their insides as white as their outsides? So if you want to be as pure as Holy Trump our Lord🫅🏼 and savior baby Jesus👼🏻 Mary 👨👩👦 Joseph- Pray- 🙏🙏🤲🙏🙌🙌 ✨️'Heavens above keep satan below me!!'✨️ then you need to drink bleach ✝️⛪️🙏 2101
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Hey fuckers and the fucked what the fuck is up 0110
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Still looking for shit posters to influence the algorithm with. 030
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Why did you all follow me I haven't posted in weeks 150
Reposted by Thew Thorn fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Fun fact: a huge percentage of demonic possessions happen to police officers. Google “40% Cops” 021
Reposted by Thew Thorn fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 16/10/2024We out here smoking ancient Sumerian runic script 021
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 16/10/2024I went to comment on a post and accidentally scrolled back up. I demand change immediately 040
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 15/10/2024Some genius invented the umbrella but we can't think of a way to make computers portable 190
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 15/10/2024How do we have indoor plumbing but we don't have portable computers 280
Reposted by Thew Thorn big dharma @bigdharma.bsky.social · 15/10/2024who's gonna step up and be our dov? this app needs a villain 171
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2024If you got one of them free range shower heads your a millionaire 180
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2024Looks like everyone likes calling it blueski now you're welcome 1140
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2024If you'd ask me this morning if I was going to spend a lot of money, eat some sushi and paint pumpkins today I would have said, "yeah, that's the plan" 2120
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Everyone goes to bed so early on this app wtf 1150
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Someone took my scooter when I was a kid and when I found out who took it they had a better one with a wheely bar so I took that one instead 070
Reposted by Thew Thorn iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 13/10/2024I could really go for some sushi right now 141
Reposted by Thew Thorn nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 13/10/2024What flavor do you think the Kool-Aid man's parents are? 041
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Putting away the cleaning supplies at the end is the worst task imo 180
Thew Thorn @donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social · 13/10/2024You don't want to know how much sushi I could eat in one sitting 3110
Reposted by Thew Thorn fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 12/10/2024Bluesky gods please grant me a humble request of hella followers and epic internet street cred amen 041
