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ryo

@ryophyte.bsky.social
410 followers 181 following 532 posts

friendly neighborhood attention whore (laudatory)

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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
reduce single-use plastics by saving that condom for later
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
gotta post my weekly dick quota
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
sorry, I was overcome by the spirit of poasting
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
how do I turn on post notifs
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
bsky voice notes when
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
gay jokes are NOT funny!! cum on guys
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
fill it with litter to show it who's boss
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I just waxed my back, I'm like a slutty dolphin
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
this dry air has me waking up wheezing (confirmed mouth breather), eyes sealed shut with the sandman's excrement
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
you're on thin ice, bucko
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
bingo
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
turning the tables by blocking my ex as soon as I realize he's unblocked me
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
remember to charge your poppers under the light of the full moon
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm gonna keep growing it out don't worry
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
it's way more fun but I do feel trashy and not put together (laudatory)
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
if you don't love me at my mullet, you don't deserve me at my taper fade
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'd put money on it, too
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
a hard lesson to learn: just because he looks like a twink doesn't mean he's gay
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
funnily enough, the zebrawood dust smells like equine dung
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
dont talk to me until I've been a hater
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm not a whole person in the morning until I've been A Hater
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
your worst nightmare 😎🏍️💥
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
it means nothing. it means everything
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
pruh-jess-trin
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm gonna be a pioneer and post bangers on bluesky before anyone else
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
if you're pulling tarot cards because of that man, he's not right for you
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
no fucking way
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
did I miss a hole post? somebody tag me jfc
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
what's stopping us?
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
wheat, my boy!! my heart jumps& sings to see you
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I'm so glad it fits perfectly because I just traced it with some paper (there was already butter in it and I wasn't gonna bring butter to the woodshop. that would be obscene)
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
thank you I am getting better at the lathe
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
we out here
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
clocking in for my shift at the shitposterie
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
dick is great but unfortunately they're often attached to Men 😞
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
god I'm honestly so jealous. wish I could be doing that rn
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
bye again
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I'm lookin' at u hot stuff
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
HEYOOOO NICE HAIRCUT ✨✨✨
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
gross, count me out. my morals are questionable at best
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
it's actually very uncouth of me to be here
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
whaddup, queers? here's hoping I'll have my social media use under control this time around
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
get out of my head
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
it's not *that* big, you can take it
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
the jockstrap has seen better days - it's definitely my most abused one date was good 😊 hanging again today, I think
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ryo @ryophyte.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
daddy does the punishing around here, boy
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