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Ryan Francis

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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 12/06/2026
the nathan fielder all my friends are just out of frame meme except it's nathan fifa and the friends out of frame are enjoying the refreshment concourse
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Brilliant surgeon announces success of complex and lengthy operation to remove object he shoved up his own ass
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The game where every time someone acts crazy about Trump we all have to pretend he’s some beloved figure or just a normal president is perverse. Trump is a lunatic, he does things every single day that would end any prior administration, and the media’s weird fetish for normalizing it is repulsive
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Weird how all the republicans who were defending triple tapping a little girls school are now delivering sanctimonious lectures about morality! (Even though they know absolutely nothing about the shooter)
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is real
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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Ryan Francis @ryanmfrancis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
We are the memories of those who remain after we are gone. RIP to a fellow 90s Wisconsin kid.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
seems a little insensitive
set of ‘Caesar’s’ brand kitchen knives, complete with bust of Julius on the box
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
CBS News Exclusive | How did the Department of War enter Venezuela from the Gulf of America? Our team is standing by at the Trump Kennedy Center for updates.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Donald Trump is doing extrajudicial war the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
look, laugh now. but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Trump’s meandering primetime address raises new questions about Joe Biden’s press conferences.
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Ryan Francis @ryanmfrancis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
newsletter.ofthebrave.org/p/im-a-us-ci... I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.
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I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
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Kirk @kirkwong.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It’s true—when I filter the waiting room patients by citizen status, illegals outnumber god fearing Americans by 4:1
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
From fecal material secretly collected from Putin in Alaska we will make a potion to revive Donald Trump. by Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
That there’s a police state.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Dan Moren @dmoren.com · 04/07/2025
This piece by @sarahjeong.bsky.social and @lopatto.bsky.social goes hard, pulls no punches, and should be required reading. www.theverge.com/policy/69730...
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Some patriotic reflections on Independence Day
Look at me. I’m the originalist, now.
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Imagine if a fraction of the journalists who helped manufacture claims of "anti-Semitism" against anti-war protesters began to cover the fact that white nationalists are helping to direct attacks on non-white people in the US.
Laura Loomer and Nick Fuentes
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The idea of the state punishing people for their speech has become so terrifyingly normal I’m not sure what else to say about it
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is the line from the horrific SCOTUS decision today that will stick with me. “Sure, the president should follow the law - but the courts can’t force him to do it.” Rendering the Constitution a dead letter if the president decides he’d rather not deal with it.
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Drinking dollar slop margs all night at AIpplebee's
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Supreme Court: The government can shoot or disappear people at will as an exercise of unitary executive power, but no, obviously, that wouldn’t include us, and frankly we’re kind of disappointed you asked.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Donald Trump is openly fascist but Democrats can be so cringe sometimes. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yes, this is a parody. In NYTimes font:

"These 12 Brainless Jerkoffs Swung to Trump For the First Time in 2024. Now they're starting to see they fucked up."

"Yeah, this shit is painful and infuriating to read, but it's heartening even these chucklefucks coming around to the reality staring them in the face the whole time. We'll keep in touch with them because you can't help reading this bullshit."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
If we can’t censor the press to stop the reporting about the surveillance state we are building, we will become even bigger libertarians. by Elon Musk and Peter Thiel
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Pete Hegseth implicating the whole crew on a CoD server by listing Houthi targets in the chat and piling up a 5/29 KD ratio despite camping the whole time
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/04/2025
thinking of becoming a full on pocket constitution guy
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My model estimates that Elon Musk has fathered 35 children. And I tell you the best place to get a burrito on Mars. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Pretty much everything he does at HHS gives off vibes of OJ searching for the real killers
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
To rebuild their political brand, Democrats must propose the exact same tariffs as Donald Trump, only one point lower. by Dick Morris and Mark Penn
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Dustin Moskovitz @moskov.goodventures.org · 10/04/2025
"People are saying that nobody has had the Dow hit 40,000 more times than me. I did it so many times, beautiful times. Yesterday, a big strong man came up to me with tears in his eyes 'Sir, thank you for making the stock market so powerful.' Under Sleepy Joe? Barely hit 40,000 once. Just once! Sad!"
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Ian TB @iantb.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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BadgerNoonan @badgernoonan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It's crazy that the entire economy is going to suffer a historic crash because a stupid man thinks a trade deficit is the same thing as owing a debt.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The Big Short 2 about the 2025 Financial Crisis but it’s 7 minutes long and all the characters just keep saying “oh wow he shouldn’t do that.” Margot Robbie sits in a bubble bath and explains that things costing more money is bad
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Trueism: Presidents don't have a lot of impact on the economy. Fine Print: Because most don't do totally insane things.
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