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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026

“The music is an essential part of any Grand Theft Auto game, and fans are going to love robbing banks and dodging cop cars while blasting classic pop songs like ‘Short People’ and ‘Political Science.’” — Caleb Grothoff, lead developer

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Rockstar Announces 'GTA VI' Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in ...

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is that bad?

Graphic showing Iowa with 156 rushing yards and Washington with -1

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As I mentioned here the other day, most people online don’t actually care about him or journalistic ethics. They want to use it as a cudgel for other purposes (in this case, applying whataboutism to domestic violence.)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

FYI the most cocaine I've ever seen in one place was at a game weekend party in Columbus, Ohio and I lived in Florida for six years

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 13/09/2026

MAHALOOOOOOOOO

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Ryan Lynch @ryanlynchwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

FAU football hitting the “Throw the ball to Easton Messer” button

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I just hope nobody got hurt, this is ridiculous

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/09/2026

FSU-SMU will play with this ball tonight

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

to be clear we totally allowed that wide-open touchdown because of the power outage thing. the uhhhh communications systems were down. we couldn't look at the things we normally look at. that's why that happened 100%

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

there’s this thing companies sometimes do where they want you to know about a Very Frustrated Letter they sent, and I feel like it only changes public opinion maybe 1 out of 10 times

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John Aerni-Flessner @lesothojohn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This is an absolute travesty. Northwestern has, probably, the 2nd best library collection for African History/Studies in the USA (behind Yale and ahead of MSU, UCLA, etc). A self-inflicted wound that is absolutely, 100% unnecessary given the massive wealth of Northwestern--north of $15 billion.

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SCOOP: Northwestern moves to close Program of African Studies

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

stay on bluesky long enough and you'll encounter a noble yet unheralded class of poster: the joke marshal. the joke marshal stands watch over the replies of joke posts for repliers taking them at face value, and empathetically cautions them that they are being a horse's ass. thank you, joke marshal

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

learning that the WNBA news cycle about trans people involves zero trans people feels like coming accross a cartoon dust cloud that dissipates to reveal there's only one guy in it kicking his own ass

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Todays top story: Portland residents use dicks to fill holes.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Pyro guy in Police Story 2 said fuck it let’s all die

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I always think about someone with a deep Cajun accent saying “criterion collection”

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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 25/07/2026

This moment was meant for Dan McQuade and it's one of a million reasons I wish he was still with us 🥺

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Instagram influencers are repeatedly going viral by making fake cease-and-desist letters from Flock that suggest they are at risk by talking about surveillance. These videos have millions of views. Meanwhile, useful projects like DeFlock got actual cease-and-desists www.404media.co/the-rise-of-...

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The Rise of Anti-Flock Influencers Who Make Things Up for Clout

Instagram influencers are creating fake cease-and-desist letters, making themselves go viral and muddying the waters about mass surveillance.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

[reading tons of posts about British politicians and various ministries]: This must be what Premier Leagues transfer news feels like if you don’t follow soccer at all.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 09/07/2026

So many classic Pirate moments in my life but pulling a guy with a perfect game after six innings and 77 pitches so that some complete loser can give up the game-winning homer to a catcher you traded for a DFA'd reliever three weeks ago is just perfect. Nobody does it like these guys

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

When someone nearly hits me in a crosswalk

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Farmer & farm worker tips on working outside in hot humid weather: First, the normal stuff. Stay hydrated. Take breaks in the shade. These are the basics! They'll get you pretty far & you won't make it without them! They are also not enough to get through a day on the farm IME!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Imagining Michael Douglas pulling this out in an early 90’s erotic thriller where he’s a high powered corporate lawyer being blackmailed

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Spo grinding Turkish league tape looking for the rest of his roster

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Hernest Jones IV @gaychel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hahaha I'm listening to Telemundo and they called Levi's Stadium the "Field of Jeans" hahaha

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

missed this the other day but "Zlatan and Henry look at and speak to Lalas as though he is a badly disguised undercover cop" is just a perfectly turned phrase (that's not even the best sentence in here) defector.com/alexi-lalas-...

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Alexi Lalas Has Already Worn Out His Welcome | Defector

Yesterday was the most entertaining day of the World Cup when it came to big names doing big things on the biggest stage. And by that, we of course mean Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thierry Henry openly dis...

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 11/06/2026

The Spurs have also led in the final 2 minutes of all four games and trail 3-1. It's been a series of clutch time and the Knicks have it.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I knew a guy who used to go to Knicks games in the upper deck for like eight bucks in the darkest days of the franchise and do whippits until he passed out and one time he came to and it was like 3 am and MSG was totally empty I hope he’s having an AMAZING night

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Encasing Mike Breen in a solid gold dreadnought so he may go BANG for centuries to come

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I like how we all saw a good basketball game and now are basically cats that got the zoomies, you can’t be up until three in the morning you’re middle aged

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

i think when we watch this game in 10 years it'll mostly just be funny. 28-3 was a little less inexcusable than this but it's lacquered in ten coats of dread. watching it now still feels uniquely awful

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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

you know what makes me angrier than anything these days? buzzfeed listicles. i can't stand buzzfeed listicles

tweet of mine from april 21, 2022:

apologies but i've got a huge backlog of things i need to get mad about, and i probably won't be able to get mad about cnn+ until fall 2029. right now i'm mad about microsoft silverlight. i expect to start getting mad about buzzfeed listicles at some point in 2026

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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

go robert mueller and the rule of law

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I thought liberty‘s whole thing was that they like to watch

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

food is honestly so legit

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

unrelated to this specific post, but fun thing you see every four years "bar that bought a set of international flags on a string to signify they're showing the World Cup, but it's not a World Cup-specific set, accidentally implying the Seychelles are good at soccer"

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