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Quiche Louiche

@rustyhammer.bsky.social
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Distracted. Elder Millennial he/him Humor, Sci-fi, General Goings-on... [pfp: White guy in dark sweater laying prone on a beach with a white orb menacingly/oppressively laying on his back]

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Greatest graph I have ever seen in my life
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact. These guys are SUPER strong swimmers (not this one. This one’s crazy lazy. But IN GENERAL…) They’re really fast. I had one nearly jump out of a jar. Like full Free Willy. Just swim swim and 🐬LEAP🐬
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come on down to Rusty’s Discount Furniture Warehouse and Pickleball Emporium! Think you can resist falling asleep on a Chaise?
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still not turning over any photos of the Spider-man tho....
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah? Well I can't afford a house... Checkmate, Cage
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bones. Bones! BONES!!!
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am become Dad, Gawker of Mulch
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Some Random Susan @anysusan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIL about Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, really fascinating, check it out.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dominic Toretto takes off on his gig as FedEx pilot
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have heard zero positive things about this place....
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ACME, solving the trolley problem efficiently since 1949
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
<the Prodigy Voice> Smack my dick up
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
David ate the iceberg lettuce...
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kinda want it framed
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guess I’ll never know if Popehat was a Dolly Parton fan….
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Didn’t have any of these (played plenty of incomplete Mouse Trap games at friends’ houses) but I definitely whipped this bad boy around til the tracks fell off!
Fluorescent Yellow Tyco Fast Traxx RC car and controller
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This post in r/Xennials is a trip down memory lane. It's titled "Name the one toy you begged for & were sorely disappointed when you got it." I grabbed a few images of ones I remember clear as day. The Proton Pack RULED. www.reddit.com/r/Xennials/c...
the board game mouse trapthe kids toy ghostbusters proton packa mini hydrofoil with a remote control called the mini typhoonthe board game fireball island
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 21/08/2026
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ellis Rosen.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The last answer is the correct take. 🖖
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You can tell this shark is bad news on account of the Mirror Universe Soul Patch™️
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 08/08/2026
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Lamppost with a poster showing drawings of an angry bulldog and the text WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO HERE AND SAY TAHT
TO THE 3 UNFINISHED GREEK YOGURT CONTAINERS IN THE BACK OF MY FRIDGE, DIPSHIT
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Describe Trump's Neck Pussy (Nussy)"
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would do ‘things’ in order to be able to afford this….
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Heritage-Series Grandeur - Hyundai Worldwide
Discover our 1986 Hyundai Grandeur flagship sedan in a whole new way. Have a look at our electrifying retro concept – the Heritage Series Grandeur.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
into my veinssss
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🎶Boot Lickin’ Check it and seee You’ve been Boot Luckin’ Since 1903🎶
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No thank you, Zac Brown Band
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
democrat is socialist and socialist is communist
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Rich People hate this one weird trick…
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fuck. Yes.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Judge from ‘My Cousin Vinny’ asking what a Ute is
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 28/07/2026
Beware of practicing your piety before others in order to be seen by them; for then you have no reward from your Father in heaven.
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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 27/07/2026
Most implausible aspect of the image: ELAINE IS DEPICTED WEARING A $12 CHICO’S SHIRT HOLY CRAP SHE WOULD RATHER DIE
Proof of life imageThe shirtDetailLabel of shirt (from poshmark seller)
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Sweet Science, Savage Art @sweetscisavart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stand as one and humiliate these fascist dweebs.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Very much not the point but those are two Sassy cranes...
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh fuck yeah
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A SHU isn't higher security, it's for prisoners that are at higher risk of being attacked.... like ex cops, cannibals (allegedly), and rapists.... Segregated/Separated Housing Unit High Security would mean he wouldn't have a phone... or anything for that matter....
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nice (for now)
AQI at 69
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Car, Not Even Once.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 15/07/2026
arstechnica.com
Apollo 11's broken switch and mission-saving pen sell for $860K
While an impressive sale, the pen and switch did not break records.
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𝕁, Atheoretic Text Monster™ @checkwithscience.com · 15/07/2026
anti-Tetris. unTetris. !Tetris. Tetrn't.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
💯
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Ich sollte ein Boot kaufen...”
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Some Random Susan @anysusan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Perfect.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Free Fun from 5-9pm is my kind of fun; fuck them kids Jk this is awesome! third spaces ftw
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Look you dumb fucks, give me Billie Piper, a blue box and a modest budget and I will make some fucking good Doctor Who episodes and make money off if for everyone you pointless twats, you heathens, you stock fish.
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/07/13/4 Knowing how it could change the lives of canines everywhere, the dog scientists struggled diligently to understand the Doorknob Principle.
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