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Marnie Shure

@marnieshure.bsky.social
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Editor; Writer; Creative Producer; Brand Director; Aspiring Podcast Guest (she/her)

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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once you notice how many businesses posting AI slop to their Instagram accounts have their comments turned off, you will never unsee it
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chill, normal mid-millennial Halloween enthusiast seeking ideas for what the hell to do on Halloween
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's October 1. Time to ask my perennial question: What do I, a person who loves Halloween but isn't weird about it but also isn't a club-goer and also finds most themed popup bars cash-grabbily lacking in imagination and does not live in a residence that hosts any trick-or-treaters, do on Halloween
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
News you can use
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You think I'm clicking on this obvious elder scam?
Headline: "I spent a weekend with Gen Alpha. I needed a translator." 
"From huzz to unc to fries, Gen Alpha has a growing vocabulary that can leave older generations confused. Here's what their latest slang means.
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Become an Onion member so you can play The Onion's first-ever video game before anyone else has the privilege to
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Should I see PRIMETIME or HISTORY OF CONCRETE tonight (I beg you not to say "both" or anything similar)
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I like your glasses because they look FAKE." Conversing with anyone under 5 continues to be my favorite thing in the world
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like I truly cannot fathom how bad it is. And I love them so much
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My local coffee shop's coffee is absolutely disgusting. Undrinkable. Bitter and burnt and thin. A slog, a day-ruiner. And you will never hear me decry it by name because my god do they create a beautiful community with their shitty coffee
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me to myself and myself alone: Man, the benefits of expanded Armitage service are numerous and clear, but the real sleeper hit here is running more 76 holiday service
CTA newsletter: 
In addition to expanding the Frequent Network, the CTA will also be extending service hours and/or frequency on the following seven routes:

#3 King Drive: Earlier Sunday/holiday service
#44 Wallace/Racine: Earlier Sunday/holiday service
#70 Division: Earlier weekday service
#74 Fullerton: More frequent service between 9 PM and midnight on weekends
#73 Armitage: Later Saturday and Sunday service
#76 Diversey: Earlier Sunday/holiday service, later Saturday and Sunday/holiday service
#91 Austin: Earlier Saturday and Sunday/holiday service
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Question for the people specifically on this app: can I watch and enjoy THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE without having watched John Wilson or really knowing his Whole Thing?
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait what? WHAT????
Merriam-Webster has the audacity to suggest that "hijinks" is the LESS common spelling of "high jinks"
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every fall, I once again think back to the drama that unfolded my freshman year of college, when an increasingly anomalous number of illusionists and magicians were scheduled to perform on campus each month until news broke that the Campus Life coordinator was dating a magician booker
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know this is blasphemous but dogs in human clothing make me deeply uncomfortable and I'd prefer all dogs to be naked at all times!!!!!!
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Related: My pet peeve as a Chicagoan is that Google buries the actual business address waaay down in the Maps results, presumably because they think the address doesn't mean much to people who are just gonna plug it into maps directions anyway. But in a gridded city, an address means EVERYTHING.
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On a hunch (and great insurance), I went to three other dentists. None of them found any cavities whatsoever. But guess which dentist comes up first in both search engine **and insurance provider** results?
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A dentist in LA once told me I had 5 cavities so bad that they needed immediate fixing, and I had to decide immediately because there was a last-minute cancellation and otherwise it would be a 6-month wait. For context, I had never before been diagnosed with a single cavity in my entire life.
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe one day my meeting schedule will not necessitate eating lunch so quickly that I feel sick to my stomach the rest of the day
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PSA: Getting to Riot Fest from Lincoln Square via bus is incredibly straightforward and easy and everyone should do it
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Transcriptionist here, confirming that your AI-generated transcripts are still woefully inaccurate and that I'll transcribe anything for you **for free** if it means I can prove to you that humans do it better every time
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I saw two different friends on my way to the train this morning, a reinforcement of how nice it is to live in a community of neighbors, and something that never would have happened if I drove a car to work
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CTA guessing game: Is it an app glitch or are these actually the arrival times
the bus is due to arrive in 27, 28, and 28 minutes
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw Obsession months late and I'm here to talk about it :)
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Human Artistry Campaign @humanartistry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congratulations to Tilly Norwood on winning the Emmy for Most Loathed Actor, last awarded to John Wilkes Booth in 1865
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Nick Digilio @nickdigilio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BRAND NEW EPISODE!!! W/ Journalist and horror fan @marnieshure.bsky.social chatting about an upcoming charity event, scary movies and more. And Esmeralda Leon and Nick talking scary TV commercial mascots. SUBSCRIBE. DOWNLOAD. LISTEN. From @radiomisfits.com radiomisfits.com/ndp491/
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Nick D Podcast - Marnie Shure Talks Horror, Halloween Movies and Scary Mascots - Radio Misfits Podcast Network
Marnie Shure talks Obsession, Friday the 13th, Scream, and Halloween viewing before Nick and Esmeralda revisit terrifying commercial mascots.
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unrelated but being on a CTA bus that fully breaks down mid-route probably shouldn't be something that happens to a commuter multiple times in a single week (I'm allowed to make these critiques because I'm deeply in love with the CTA and thus uniquely attuned to its flaws)
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The CTA is truly a pioneer of language. They show us every day that "Due" can mean absolutely anything
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How many novelty lunch boxes is it acceptable for someone closer to 40 than 30 to own and have in regular rotation? Two is the current number though it's trending upward
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As the weather grows cooler, may I delicately submit that I do not wish to eat anything in chowder form, in this or any season
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When you see your alder taking the train 🤌🤌🤌🤌
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's almost meatloaf season, if you even care
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I regret to inform you that I saw someone recording Content™️ using their front-facing camera inside of Gene's Sausage Shop today
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's the stuff!!!!!!!
the bus is coming in 26 minutes and 26 minutes
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most infuriating type of bus to miss is the one you would have easily caught in time were it not for hostile pedestrian infrastructure along the way
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Morning reading
The Music Box calendar spread out across the table
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't disagree with the content of the claim, only the spirit with which it is presented
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Walt Disney Studios presents OOGIE: a prequel that dares to ask how a man made of a burlap sack full of bugs eventually became the villain of Halloween Town (the answer is bullying)
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tidal music report for Aug 2026: "Last month's soundtrack was made up of 451 songs. Of those, 124 of those were by your MVP, Petey USA"
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Resident Evil what is this a movie for landlords!?
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Feeling very part of a community rn
My Bluesky feed is nothing but other people discussing the overly dramatic thunderstorms happening in Chicago
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
cinematic-ass thunderclap
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All these Dolly tributes have reinforced a good rule of thumb: Live in such a way that people raise a glass to toast your life, not your death
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kinda want it framed
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just made myself crack up thinking of every Bluth family member's individual chicken impressions
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lcd soundsystem voice] i was there when an influencer claimed a new coffee shop has a secret record store in the back of the shop, which isn’t a secret if you notice the business’s name includes the word “records”
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The ghouls who seek to defund the already meager budgets of local libraries don't just want to decrease access to books, but also to programs like this
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Your local library is the world as it should be
Flyer advertising a monthly hot shower service at Chicago Public Libraries
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When the extended trailer dropped in 2012, a wave of men recorded themselves impersonating the sparse lines of Bane dialogue from the trailer, the glow of the screen upon their faces in darkened bedrooms, and uploaded it to YouTube for all to see. It was then I knew I was not meant for the internet
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This email made me gasp. I'm so happy about this (and remaining ever cognizant of the fact that using public transit keeps you more plugged into the developments of your neighborhood, etc. etc., go ride if you can, please)
"Starting August 23: Bus Terminal Reopens at CTA Western Brown Line"
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