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Quiche Louiche

@rustyhammer.bsky.social
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Distracted. Elder Millennial he/him Humor, Sci-fi, General Goings-on... [pfp: White guy in dark sweater laying prone on a beach with a white orb menacingly/oppressively laying on his back]

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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cartoon Arthur’s fist meme but holding a glock
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Didn’t have any of these (played plenty of incomplete Mouse Trap games at friends’ houses) but I definitely whipped this bad boy around til the tracks fell off!
Fluorescent Yellow Tyco Fast Traxx RC car and controller
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Judge from ‘My Cousin Vinny’ asking what a Ute is
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Tiny frog in a tiny cast iron pan with mouth open and tongue sticking out 

Caption at bottom “(violent gag)”
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nice (for now)
AQI at 69
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Some personal news:
Blue circle with a golden baseball hat emoji that	says “IMDb” in black on the front

Text reads” IMDb Member23 Years”
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Psa: Logan baggage claim 3 now has live piano music and free to play vintage arcade games.
Large beige airport area with arcade games in foreground and keyboard player in background
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Close up of Buggs Bunny saying no
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Do gif’s work now?
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
*screams in McFly*
Black slightly lifted 1986 Tacoma with classic KC lighting on a concrete road with barrier and trees behind it
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Halp
Close up of doodle dog ‘resting’ head on legs wearing blue denim… his eyes look like he’s not having a great time
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Finally scientist meme stating (top text) “Finally:” ; (bottom text) “memebrain”
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My fave Good Boy™️ at #NoKings
NoKings rally, person with black leather jacket driving a motorcycle with a sidecar containing a barking dog. The sidecar is labeled “Norman’s Bark Mobile”

Rally goers with signs in the background.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Good bye Friends
Two female-presenting hands holding a smoked beef rib from Lewis BBQ over a plate of more beef ribs with a red/white striped table cloth under/in background
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Kid with Jurassic park night vision goggles consisting of two large lenses with 4green leds around the rim

Blonde sister in background, likely judging him, sisterly
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What the Actual FUCK
Apple News+ Editors' Pick Notification 
now
They say God talks to them about politics. Donald Trump is listening.
Read in Texas Monthly.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Went to the Smallest Coast this weekend and visited Flamingo's Coffee Bar. Besides having a bunch of coffee drinks named for Taylor Swift songs, they are known for turning a shitty Yelp review into something good. Cute spot and the coffee was really great too (I did not partake in a TS bev....)
Yelp Review for Flamingo's Coffee Bar
2 Stars
Place was disgustingly pro-women and just walking inside I felt unwelcome as a male. Terrible business model, also a huge rip off of Mary Lou's with pink decor inside. Probably wouldn't return.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
5 Stars tho 🏆🫶🏻
A hotel review by Phillip H. of Bridgeport, CT

*5star graphic display* Nov 24, 2024

“I found poop on the bed, and the toilet started to explode water everywhere. This traumatized me and my family,  and now I’m hydrophobic.”

Two pictures showing black spots in the stitches of what we can assume in a mattress
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate. Need some of this energy rn...
Civil war era newspaper full page stating, General Lee and his army have surrendered! Slavery and treason buried in the same grave.

The there is a bald eagle in the middle, old timey-like

On the left side, which would have been the top of the page as it is presented in landscape, it says Dawning of the day of peace.  Ont the other side (bottom?) it says All honor to the gallant brave.

The eagle has the usual arrows and olive branch in its talons. It also has a banner in its mouth that says America, by the grace of god, free and independent.

Also, over the eagle's head it says, Liberty and union forever... there are energy beams emanating from these words
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Old Burger King add "Where's the Beef" but the meme text says "Where's the Whoosh" 

3 older white ladies sitting facing the camera inspecting a burger with a smol patty of 'beef'
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Saint Paul #handsoff sign of note from Insta
Protest sign “Impeach him by the pussy”
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In similar situations I live on Trader Joe’s Omega Trek Mix in the individual snack packs. Pocket sized and all.
Bag of Trader Joe’s Omega Trek mix in individual snack packs
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
bugs bunny 'no' meme
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Bugs Bunny ‘NO’ meme
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
TOS Scotty lookin a bit panicky
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Manhattan at Map Room Lounge in the Boston Public Library. Really cool spot in a beautiful building. I love the rose branding on the ice cube.
Manhattan cocktail sitting on a dark bar top. Two cherries on a gold spear leaning on a singular large clear cube of ice. The ice has a large rose blossom ‘branded’ into the top side.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Eat a Bag of Stinky Dicks GOP
I voted sticker on a hat. It is in the style of a child’s crayon drawing depicting The Old Man on the Mountain (RIP, King) with Stars n Stripes in the background
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Look at this cute bottle of gin! 😻 It pours out the gourd (at least I think it’s a gourd?) #cats #blessed #kawaiimaybe
Bottle of Gunpowder Irish Gin shaped like an Asian cat figurine. It is smiling and waving and holding a gourd(?). The bottle is held by a white man’s hand
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Erin have you tried this style? There’s a learning curve but I think they’re the cat’s pj’s
Safe cutting can opener with mystery hands operating it
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Cover art for Last Action Hero OST

MUSIC FROM
THE ORIGINAL MOTION
PICTURE
AC/DC
ALICE IN CHAINS
MEGADETH
QUEENSRICHE
DEF LEPPARD
ANTHRAX
AEROSMITH
CYPRESS HILL
FISHBONE
TESLA
MICHAEL KAMEN
WITH BUCKETHEAD
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Mel Brroks as President Scroob from Spaceballs. His head is on backwards and he's spreading his coat tails to show his butt is where his crotch should be...
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Goob morning
Screenshot of an iPhone notification from WSJ saying “It’s suddenly cool to smell old”
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Computer enhance
A cropped photo of skinny white man legs with a dog’s leg showing betwixt
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Very strange, kinda misleading/clickbaity…. They are tracking a system but it’s on the 7 day forecast not imminent
Nhc 7 day Atlantic outlook showing multiple weather systems of interest but none near op’s AccuWeather graphic
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Harris / Walz Make Beers Pints Again
Empty glass on wood grained table with blue light; it is skinny and probably 7 floz
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Boston North End
Metal box on sidewalk with small tagging graffiti and a sticker of saying ‘Matt gaetz sucks’ and another one with a naked trump, there is a censored sign hanging in front of his junk
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
only 147 pieces you guys
screenshot of trumpwatch website showing tfg wearing a watch whilst siging 'something' and a close up of the watch"Tourbillon" pwhich is bedazzeled gold and costs $100000 and states only 147 made....
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Calvin n Hobbes walking together in a soft yellow abstract background; a tree with orange leaves in foreground; Hobbes commenting ‘ I love fall’ whilst smiling
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
abe simpsone meme
"So I tied an onion to my Living Room Skeleton which was the style at the time"
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Smol frog in a smol frying pan (?) making a gagging face

Captioned”(violent gag)”
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Broke 1 million points on Waze…. Do I get my own driver now? How about my own lane? Hullo?
Waze app profile screen showing 1000269 “points”
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Screenshot of "KamalaHQ saying "This is what Trump did [pointing down emoji]"

Ford's Post of "Transatlanischism" is below in a TL coincidence that I find amusing
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Bring it back! Bring it back!
B+J 'Resurrect My Favorite Flavor' Form

Flavor: 'Vermonty Python'
Reason: "One day, lad, all of this will be yours..." "What? The curtains?"
First Name :Rusty  Last Name: Hammer
Email: <blank>
'T+S check box'
'Submit' Button
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
"more likely than you think" meme saying 'Number of of Men? Inside ME?'
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
👀
screenshot of CNN's live updates of Trump Hush Money Trial:
"DA's team, full of binders and women, enters the courtroom"
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Comic by will mcphail

Ink drawing showing a man and a woman sitting at a restaurant table. The man is saying “I’m not a racist”with dooshy body language.
A water is walking up the the able carrying a food tray with the word ‘BUT’ on it
The woman seems stressed
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
exhibit A:
Statr Trek: TNG Bridge crew of 8 members, Picard being the 1 in 8 bald.
Riker, Data Guinan, Geordi, Worf stand at the bridge weapons helm.
Troi, Picard, Dr. Crusher stand in front of the captains chair
Everyone is hot & serving
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Same vibes
Mr. Burns hanging the sign that says "Don't forget:  You're here forever."
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
The ONLY 1973 Bork I respect...
Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. He is holding a cleaver and a wooden spoon. there is a muppet chicken in a frying pan
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Marketplace listing for a ‘Forward backwards hat’ 
It has the size adjustment straps in front over the visor
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