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Quiche Louiche

@rustyhammer.bsky.social
976 followers 2.3K following 2.6K posts

Distracted. Elder Millennial he/him Humor, Sci-fi, General Goings-on... [pfp: White guy in dark sweater laying prone on a beach with a white orb menacingly/oppressively laying on his back]

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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 8h
Oh shit I’ve been saying it wrong….
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Brett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Greatest graph I have ever seen in my life
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact. These guys are SUPER strong swimmers (not this one. This one’s crazy lazy. But IN GENERAL…) They’re really fast. I had one nearly jump out of a jar. Like full Free Willy. Just swim swim and 🐬LEAP🐬
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smyllmoar Georg
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come on down to Rusty’s Discount Furniture Warehouse and Pickleball Emporium! Think you can resist falling asleep on a Chaise?
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still not turning over any photos of the Spider-man tho....
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah? Well I can't afford a house... Checkmate, Cage
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bones. Bones! BONES!!!
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok but if it happens a third tine that guy is totally stalking you
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am become Dad, Gawker of Mulch
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Some Random Susan @anysusan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIL about Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, really fascinating, check it out.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Disappointed!!
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That name again is Mr. Plow Checkmate
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My Dirty Pillows are aflutter
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dominic Toretto takes off on his gig as FedEx pilot
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not the point but their website is… not… great? Wrong pictures for products for one thing…. Anyways I hope this cavil strengthens your resolve somehow
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have heard zero positive things about this place....
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sierra is the weak link here as I get people thinking it's for 'C' Also, I always want to say October instead of Oscar but I'm trying to better myself
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does an R10 jack have a resistor in it? Or are you limiting current source?
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cartoon Arthur’s fist meme but holding a glock
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ACME, solving the trolley problem efficiently since 1949
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
<the Prodigy Voice> Smack my dick up
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
David ate the iceberg lettuce...
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kinda want it framed
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guess I’ll never know if Popehat was a Dolly Parton fan….
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s a 3 Dimensional Chemex
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Didn’t have any of these (played plenty of incomplete Mouse Trap games at friends’ houses) but I definitely whipped this bad boy around til the tracks fell off!
Fluorescent Yellow Tyco Fast Traxx RC car and controller
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This post in r/Xennials is a trip down memory lane. It's titled "Name the one toy you begged for & were sorely disappointed when you got it." I grabbed a few images of ones I remember clear as day. The Proton Pack RULED. www.reddit.com/r/Xennials/c...
the board game mouse trapthe kids toy ghostbusters proton packa mini hydrofoil with a remote control called the mini typhoonthe board game fireball island
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 21/08/2026
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ellis Rosen.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s for the children.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thanks- i’m not sure I’ve seen it used this way before….
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘Backtracked’?
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not the point but you are describing ‘trawling’ not ‘trolling’……
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The last answer is the correct take. 🖖
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You can tell this shark is bad news on account of the Mirror Universe Soul Patch™️
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(again)
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can smell the papery spout
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 08/08/2026
🫵
Lamppost with a poster showing drawings of an angry bulldog and the text WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO HERE AND SAY TAHT
TO THE 3 UNFINISHED GREEK YOGURT CONTAINERS IN THE BACK OF MY FRIDGE, DIPSHIT
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Describe Trump's Neck Pussy (Nussy)"
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you soak the green tube in a bowl of water it turns into a dinosaur of some kind....
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would do ‘things’ in order to be able to afford this….
hyundai.com
Heritage-Series Grandeur - Hyundai Worldwide
Discover our 1986 Hyundai Grandeur flagship sedan in a whole new way. Have a look at our electrifying retro concept – the Heritage Series Grandeur.
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
into my veinssss
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🎶Boot Lickin’ Check it and seee You’ve been Boot Luckin’ Since 1903🎶
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No thank you, Zac Brown Band
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
democrat is socialist and socialist is communist
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thought you were talking about Chet baker until the very end here 🫠
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Quiche Louiche @rustyhammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Rich People hate this one weird trick…
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