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@runklebunkle.bsky.social
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A great, sweaty guy.

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the worst part about having charles entertain cheese for a roommate is every night having to hear his girlfriend scream "cheese in me, chucky"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
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Io Dodds 🌘🏳️‍⚧️♾️ @iododds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TODAY ON IOSPHERE: Everywhere you look, automated systems are behaving like people — yet without the accountability or vulnerability a person usually bears. That's not coincidence. It's a central pillar of the AI industry, and I call it personhood arbitrage. iosphere.beehiiv.com/p/17-personh...
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#17: Personhood arbitrage
What happens to a society when the line begins to blur between products and people?
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A notary should refer to their genitals as "notary privates"
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Trump wants his name on things, I think they should name the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste storage facility after him.
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
American Aquarium’s BJ Barham on the ending to that NC State football game
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
wow can't think of any contemporary political leaders who bombed a country and expected it to cause the country's population to reject the regime's politics, can you
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Geologists are practiced in the art of subduction.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/09/2026
gonna start a conspiracy theory that it's actually linear algebra itself that makes people start believing head-slappingly cockamamie pseudo-religious nonsense, like people think studying the nature of infinity makes you lose it wait'll you hear about positive semidefinite matrices
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how to reroute big dick energy
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
due to the trump economy, we can only afford Mackleless and Quasi Lovato
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kids these days are all Zynners in the eyes of an angry God.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America makes the mnemonic acronym to remember the Great Lakes SHAME, which I think is appropriate.
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A tramp stamp that says "when God closes a door, he opens a window"
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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Song Parody Ethan @ethanmawyersongparodies.com · 08/08/2026
How many wills could a Will Gluck gluck if a Will Gluck could gluck wills?
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
starfleet insignia pasties
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
democrat is socialist and socialist is communist
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My next (maybe first) band will be called Jefferson Dirigible
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Frank Beamer celebrating 0-0 meme wearing a hat with the Argentina flag on it with the scoreboard showing the Argentina and Spain flags next to 0-0
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you can't handle my Jeef Beef, then you don't deserve my twohorse dumpwagon.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A Mongol-themed tapas restaurant called Golden Horde-oeuvres
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The slang mentioned in the Shins' "New Slang" is probably not new anymore. Are the youths still using it?
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I wonder what shape it will be?
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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"
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CoastersPaul @coasterspaul.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hey jude,
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So if they have 17,000 members and each has to work 2.75 hours every 6 weeks, that adds up to about 7,800 person-hours every 6 weeks. So they could have (the equivalent of) 32.5 people working at all times? (@ 40-hour weeks) Are the voting criteria different from the criteria to shop there?
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Is he "hiking the AT" like the SC governor was doing a few years ago?
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is amazing: stronglang.wordpress.com/2026/05/19/w...
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Wolf-boy versus Grinder (the Bow Valley Beowulf)
tl;dr: I’ve translated the intro to Beowulf and the fight scene between Beowulf and Grendel into modern rural Western Canadian English, complete with lots of rude language. Why? Beca…
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Ash, apparently @arreffbee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When you have a tapeworm, you take praziquantel and you get to recover without ever hearing the tapeworm explain how you'll never be able to live without it.
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Imagine a banana pudding made with these
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Someone definitely watched this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoHO...
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Position Firing | B-17 Gunner Training Film (1944)
YouTube video by Armoured Archivist
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
New show idea: "Fox and the City"
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Daleks were right.
Headline reads: "Doctor Who Traded Drug Prescriptions For Porn And Sex With Patients"
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Late at night, in the dark, if you look in to a mirror and say "Edward James Olmos" three times, he shows up and teaches you calculus.
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Warren Wells, AICP @warrenjwells.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
How can this go on for another 3 years?
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 21/03/2026
🎶 Watch them wiggle and watch them work! 🎶
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
On 8th Oct 1952 the worst civilian rail disaster in UK history happened in London. 112 deaths. 340 wounded. That accident, and the actions of one woman from Florida have saved THOUSANDS of lives since. That disaster helped lead to the creation of paramedics. /1 🧵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU60...
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Harrow and Wealdstone Train Crash Newsreel
Newsreel footage of the aftermath of the 1952 Train Crash at Harrow & Wealdstone Station, which claimed the lives of 112 people and injured hundreds more.
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Are Trump's cabinet folks all wearing Duncans now? theonion.com/tim-duncan-a...
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Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim
SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan held a press conference Monday to unveil the newest style in the Florsheim catalog, called simply "the Duncan." "We really tried to capture the classic styling of t...
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Tomb Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“Some shit will tunnel out” is not the message I want to hear from a plumber
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 03/03/2026
Has Brennan seen these Make Some Noise prompts before? 👀
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is Bad Bunny wearing David Byrne’s suit from “Stop Making Sense?”
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
nobody look into richard stallman's whole deal btw
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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Listening to "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues, and as always I'm sent by the line: SM: I could've been someone... KM: But so could anyone!
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Nigel @nigel-t.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He might be the first guy to bankrupt other people's casinos
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