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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I sometimes replace that usage of "random" with "arbitrary" because I think that more accurately conveys the meaning.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”

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Io Dodds 🌘🏳️‍⚧️♾️ @iododds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TODAY ON IOSPHERE: Everywhere you look, automated systems are behaving like people — yet without the accountability or vulnerability a person usually bears. That's not coincidence. It's a central pillar of the AI industry, and I call it personhood arbitrage. iosphere.beehiiv.com/p/17-personh...

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#17: Personhood arbitrage

What happens to a society when the line begins to blur between products and people?

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A notary should refer to their genitals as "notary privates"

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I heard the manager of the Spruce Goose was kind of a weirdo reclusive germophobe

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If Trump wants his name on things, I think they should name the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste storage facility after him.

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

American Aquarium’s BJ Barham on the ending to that NC State football game

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Theodicy was a movie that came out recently, right?

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I respectfully disagree. My top 5 favorite creams: 1. Ice (as in cream, not the evil gov't agency) 2. Whipped 3. Brulée 4. The band. 5. Abdul-Jabbar

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

wow can't think of any contemporary political leaders who bombed a country and expected it to cause the country's population to reject the regime's politics, can you

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Geologists are practiced in the art of subduction.

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/09/2026

gonna start a conspiracy theory that it's actually linear algebra itself that makes people start believing head-slappingly cockamamie pseudo-religious nonsense, like people think studying the nature of infinity makes you lose it wait'll you hear about positive semidefinite matrices

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

how to reroute big dick energy

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

due to the trump economy, we can only afford Mackleless and Quasi Lovato

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I saw this in a friend's bathroom.

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Kids these days are all Zynners in the eyes of an angry God.

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Columbo: There's one more thing I can't quite figure out... Me: That sounds like a you problem, buddy.

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America makes the mnemonic acronym to remember the Great Lakes SHAME, which I think is appropriate.

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Heroes and villains are all a matter of perspective...

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Is that the same as the FF villain who is solidified sound (whatever that is)?

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

From the covers, at least: * Vultures * Hollywood special effects guys * Sand * Lizards (that's probably the most accurate so far) * Kraven, the Hunter (the comma is important) * Molten metal * Robots * Rhinoceroses * The Shocker (🤟) (but also Electro? They're different, right?)

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A tramp stamp that says "when God closes a door, he opens a window"

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This implies the viability of an NBA-to-politics pipeline that seems silly, but would likely be a vast improvement over what we have.

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

That looks more like Wootz steel, also called Damascus steel (or at least an imitation of it): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wootz_s...

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Wootz steel - Wikipedia

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Song Parody Ethan @ethanmawyersongparodies.com · 08/08/2026

How many wills could a Will Gluck gluck if a Will Gluck could gluck wills?

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

starfleet insignia pasties

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My next (maybe first) band will be called Jefferson Dirigible

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If you can't handle my Jeef Beef, then you don't deserve my twohorse dumpwagon.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!!
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

A Mongol-themed tapas restaurant called Golden Horde-oeuvres

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Maybe it was a *very* wild pitch and Aaron hit the home run from the on-deck circle?

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The slang mentioned in the Shins' "New Slang" is probably not new anymore. Are the youths still using it?

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I wonder what shape it will be?

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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Police were reportedly as surprised as the doll at what it turned out to be.

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

So if they have 17,000 members and each has to work 2.75 hours every 6 weeks, that adds up to about 7,800 person-hours every 6 weeks. So they could have (the equivalent of) 32.5 people working at all times? (@ 40-hour weeks) Are the voting criteria different from the criteria to shop there?

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Is he "hiking the AT" like the SC governor was doing a few years ago?

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Watts @runklebunkle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Find pick a nit here and point out that the excerpt that started this said that the _average_ compensation was $130k+, not the median. Your point is well-made if the median is indeed $130k+, but based on that excerpt, we'd need more information on outliers to judge the point.

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