Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 6hTwo physical things actors tend to not pull off realistically 1. Shoot a pistol (they usually push it instead of having it recoil) 2. Carry or lift something that is supposed to be heavy (you can tell it’s a much lighter prop) 000
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 7hGod is great by weight, not volume. Some settling can occur. 010
Reposted by Tom SwansonImmigrant Punk @porcupunk.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026You cannot co-exist with people who don't want you to exist at all. 316354
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 23hA bit of a changeup here. If the pattern were followed he would’ve named it American Intelligence 030
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What are the odds that this whole scenario was fueled by an ai hallucination? 001
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Senate republicans introducing legislation to make it illegal for sports teams to have similar names 011
Reposted by Tom Swansonmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise 528360
Reposted by Tom SwansonRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id... 14754125
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When your product sucks, some people make a better product. Others go hard on marketing 010
Reposted by Tom SwansonThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo… 292810367
Reposted by Tom Swanson💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please share. #Pinks 321475676
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Langley is where the CIA HQ is located. Nice try, Big Brother. 000
Reposted by Tom SwansonJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 27/09/2026Exit, pursued by a fucking bear 1312711
Reposted by Tom SwansonDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14195032193
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How do not real people spend real money? Who is allegedly defrauding whom? 100
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“We put the camera at breast level. Everyone will agree that’s a much better solution” 020
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“We got bad press, so we changed our minds. We didn’t think it through and see the obvious, but that’s the FIRST time this has ever happened” 120
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Undulate implies the existence of unduearly and undu. These are all identical actions but they differ in phase 000
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is the next step buying up every ticket to every showing so nobody can see it? 000
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Officer Benson is going to be SO traumatized by this 100
Reposted by Tom SwansonCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843151182
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026<Nuclear/particle physicist, drowning their sorrows in a bar after being in the lab> “There are no coincidences…” 000
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I basically said what you told me to (klaatu barada necktie) so the weather should be fine this weekend 000
Reposted by Tom SwansonAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026raise their goddam taxes holy shit 331626277
Reposted by Tom SwansonRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/ 253053429
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fave has to be the purchase document describing our “bonified need” for something A close second is the message sent to Cock Development (vs Clock Development, my division in the Precise Time Dept) 010
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Going through papers at my mom’s. This is a letter I sent home while I was a very busy grad student 000
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(posted with alt text) Don’t worry, they wouldn't comment anyway - they‘ve been really busy and haven’t heard anything about it 000
Reposted by Tom SwansonAmanda Kolson Hurley @amandakhurley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Person enraged that Trump stopped minting pennies 0493
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Rumor is that Kash Patel has been getting “I ❤️ Ewe” greeting cards, even though it’s nowhere near Valentines day 010
Reposted by Tom SwansonTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/ 332864727
Reposted by Tom SwansonJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I will not be out-dad joked 1638633
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pentagon officials are staying up late trying to find a democrat to blame this on 000
Reposted by Tom SwansonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“You might wanna sit down for this one.” Ex DOJ pardon attorney @lawyeroyer.com says the DOJ lawyer defending Trump’s media ban is a Hitler admirer. 48614306
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Are you suggesting it doesn’t? Why have so many people recorded cover versions? 020
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ll tell you what, it’s neither of the clock facilities I helped build at the Naval Observatory. No siree Bob! 140
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We had these in the physics department in college. You could do crude graphics because the screen was mapped into memory, so you could display various things using the POKE function (or read the value with PEEK) 020
Reposted by Tom SwansonAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over* 776285754856
Reposted by Tom SwansonTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562712413
Reposted by Tom Swansonarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6146781032
Reposted by Tom Swansonscruss @scruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey! It's *Be Unbearably Smug About Metric Day* again! This commemorates 1999-09-23, when the NASA/JPL Mars Climate Orbiter splashed itself across the Martian atmosphere. A contractor returned sensor numbers in lbf⋅s instead of N⋅s #metric 042
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Superhot plasma” has to be read in Dr. Evil’s voice 000
Reposted by Tom SwansonJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT 752144303
Tom Swanson @swansontea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump identifies with ai. Built on theft, no ethics, and constantly hallucinating answers. 110