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Rp2D2

@rp2d2.bsky.social
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Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow. Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses Sommelier and Certified BBQ Judge

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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 13h
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 14h
My dog snores so loud, I think he needs a CPAP.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Butt cheek spacers for all!
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is Jameis Winston good at playing the sport of football? no. but is he at least a good person that you can root for? also no.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 04/10/2026
I always get mine in mid-September. I try to time the most likely peak season, with the knowledge that it could come early. It worked for me this year. If you haven’t gotten it, do it today. Go to CVS and get your coupon to boot.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tired: Surrender Cobra Wired: Fuck! Frog pose
Dabo(Clemson coach …. For now) crouching and grabbing his hat to hide his face in disappointment
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People probably don’t understand how expensive this stupid wearable technology the Clemson is using but not only does it cost alot, it’s useless. Should have used the money to fire Dabo.
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Anthony Santori @gamecocktony.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clemson is calling their first time out 8 seconds into the game. What?
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Bold Strategy Cotton Commentary
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d start a drinking game where we drink for every political ad we see but I don’t want to overwhelm the ER.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Afternoon games suck so please enjoy my sous-vide-que smoked pork butt.
A fall apart tender boneless pork butt with a mahogany color kiss
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 03/10/2026
I should not have eaten all of the Oreos in the house this week prior to today. That's on me, that's coaching, I've got to be better going forward.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*record scratch* you may be wondering how I got here….
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tennessee’s helmets look like Hot Cross Buns
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My brother just sent photos of my 15 year old nephew who got to have dinner with the SMU O-line and he is legit the SAME SIZE as those guys.
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post bath zoomies
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Michigan fan, I guess I can empathize with Eric Schmitt. The Iowa Hawkeyes are exposing a lot of people as gigantic frauds these days.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Baby shower cards are ANNOYINGLY gendered and/or religious. Just give me a card that says “You are having a baby. Cool, I guess” so I can stick in an amazon gift card and get on with my day
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m so unnerved at what this cake is supposed to be portraying
An anthropormorhic piece of pepperoni winking and giving a thumbs up to the camera while his other hand is hidden by the derrier of a lady pineapple making a demure hand gesture to her face
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Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 28/09/2026
It's almost time to do the DisTwitter Secret Santa thing. I've been doing it for several years, and I'm ready to pass it on to someone else. So, if anyone is interested in taking it over so it can continue, DM me. Happy to help with the transition/getting the word out this year!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Little kids get murdered at Girl Scout camp Blame local Native American guy Shocker it’s not him Retry DNA later Still no clue Kristen Chenowith sings Wicked *fin* Congrats. Saved you 4 hours
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lesson learned. Just watch the last episode of a true crime drama. You get all of the context and it doesn’t take 5 hours.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
I also saw a guy returning a Halloween skeleton. If you’re not prepared please don’t adopt. Relinquishment and rehoming are traumatic for your pet
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The worst part about late night exciting football is that I’m not even a little bit tired and it’s after midnight.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry guys, my bad. I forgot to put the puppy in his game day outfit.
A fuzzy dog in a red SMU sweater
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ACC refs never fail to be the least competent people in the stadium
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Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fuck Yo Couch Fuck You
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SMU is out gaining Missouri state by 200 yards and is losing.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stick around for the slo mo replay trust me on this one
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
9 to 5 was 20th Century Fox, which was bought by Disney, ergo Dolly Parton is a Disney Princess and the greatest of all of them, the end
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Can” check!
A glass of white wine in front of a TV showing a UMiami fan wearing bedazzled spiked shoulder pads
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Brian Cluxton @bcluxton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
College football remains undefeated
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tell Michigan I want them to know it was me
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IOWA?!??
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OMG OMG OMG Reaction
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Otters with jobs
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Chris Howell @chrishowell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I gotta remember this after a game more often
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, WHAT?!
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Umm Confused: White Guy Blinking Meme
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Matteer what are you doing?!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tennessee.
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Confused White Cat Asks Why
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That face mask was a GIFT! Tenn needs to use it
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blocked punt and Wake beats Louisville!!!
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wake Forest-Louisville shaping up to be a banger.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why would I want to put a cop show in my quad box?!
A listing of college football games you can add to a custom quad box and also “Chicago PD”
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch patented Arm Punt
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no, Kirk has to stop talking; that’s a shame dot gif
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh our dipshit-in-chief is why Miami lost the natty? I’m even more pissed now.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay besties, let’s start another football Saturday Can check!!
A dark Czech lager with an SMU koozie in front of a TV with a quad screen
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m going to refer to every matchup that I hate both teams as Gout vs Syphilis.
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