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Rp2D2

@rp2d2.bsky.social
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Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow. Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses Sommelier and Certified BBQ Judge

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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 1h
It’s my neighbor. I laughingly told him he could probably get faster service at my vet.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 1h
Welp didn’t have “spend 2.5 hours in the ER waiting room” on my bingo card today but at least the wifi is good!
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 6h
Baltimore forever
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 4h
One of these days I know I will end up whipping a bag of dog poo at a car that doesn’t respect the crosswalk while I’m walking the dogs and it’s a non-zero chance I go to jail.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Shōgun @mgobl.eu · 18h
OR, and hear me out: Celebrity kick returner
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks for the heads up! One of my favorite movies!!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 7h
I can text them to you as well
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 17h
MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 16h
Okay, DONT KNOCK IT, but I just started visiting the senior center with my mom and those folks are hilarious! They also are so easy to impress: Let me show you how to silence your phone in one action!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 17h
I have no idea the protocol but I love that you are asking!!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 23h
Only 5 times? Plebe.
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Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 06/10/2026
It's National Kale Day, a great opportunity to remind everyone that kale is a barely edible garnish that somehow breached containment and ended up in salads. 💁🏻‍♂️
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Better he learns from seasoned pros than out on the street.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s the best part of being an uncle/auntie. Showing them the REAL world
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 05/10/2026
CPUP
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My dog snores so loud, I think he needs a CPAP.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Patent pending!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only important life changing things, clearly.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Butt cheek spacers for all!
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is Jameis Winston good at playing the sport of football? no. but is he at least a good person that you can root for? also no.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 04/10/2026
I always get mine in mid-September. I try to time the most likely peak season, with the knowledge that it could come early. It worked for me this year. If you haven’t gotten it, do it today. Go to CVS and get your coupon to boot.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s worse? A ghost or the possibility that your spiders are so big they are setting off the sensors? I’d rather have a ghost.
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Ahh Arachnophobia
ALT: Ahh Arachnophobia
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tired: Surrender Cobra Wired: Fuck! Frog pose
Dabo(Clemson coach …. For now) crouching and grabbing his hat to hide his face in disappointment
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Totally fair!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not even an LSU people but that is stunning!!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People probably don’t understand how expensive this stupid wearable technology the Clemson is using but not only does it cost alot, it’s useless. Should have used the money to fire Dabo.
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Anthony Santori @gamecocktony.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clemson is calling their first time out 8 seconds into the game. What?
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Bold Strategy Cotton Commentary
ALT: Bold Strategy Cotton Commentary
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hi. It’s me. Their black garlic bbq is a nice condiment.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hi Kim!! Looking great
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drooling!!!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d start a drinking game where we drink for every political ad we see but I don’t want to overwhelm the ER.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does not suck.
Baked beans and a pulled pork bbq sandwich with black garlic bbq sauce
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More or less. Sous vide with the seasonings for 18 hours. Finished for about 90 min on the smoker to get back to a warm temp for eating and to get the bark. www.seriouseats.com/sous-vide-ba...
seriouseats.com
Sous Vide Barbecue Pulled Pork Shoulder Recipe
A step-by-step guide to making sous vide barbecue pork shoulder, finished in an oven or smoker, complete with a smoky flavor and flavorful bark.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Afternoon games suck so please enjoy my sous-vide-que smoked pork butt.
A fall apart tender boneless pork butt with a mahogany color kiss
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 03/10/2026
I should not have eaten all of the Oreos in the house this week prior to today. That's on me, that's coaching, I've got to be better going forward.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*record scratch* you may be wondering how I got here….
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tennessee’s helmets look like Hot Cross Buns
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My brother just sent photos of my 15 year old nephew who got to have dinner with the SMU O-line and he is legit the SAME SIZE as those guys.
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sooooo handsome!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haven’t pulled it up but I’m fairly confident that unless it played at Publix I’ve never heard it
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just pulled my previously sous vide pork shoulder out of the freezer so I can throw it on the smoker on Saturday
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yaaayyyy Morty!!!!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Love Lucy.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah! Looks amazing!!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post bath zoomies
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is OH SO CUTE!!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the best, most likely
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