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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 7h

Well,I feel like an idiot Wordle 1,929 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21h

Eric Schmitt, sweet fancy Moses 😬

Construction sign styling, a giant red 0, and the text "It has been 0 days since a Missouri politician has embarrassed our state on the national stage."

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 28/09/2026

It's almost time to do the DisTwitter Secret Santa thing. I've been doing it for several years, and I'm ready to pass it on to someone else. So, if anyone is interested in taking it over so it can continue, DM me. Happy to help with the transition/getting the word out this year!

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 28/09/2026

Good morning, St. Louis! 😍

Pic of the sunrise in South City with pink clouds against a blue sky

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 27/09/2026

Wordle pulling out some deep cuts this week Wordle 1,926 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 25/09/2026

To the people behind Wordle today: who hurt you? Got it in 4, but I would like the record to reflect that I had never encountered that word in my life before today. Wordle 1,924 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 24/09/2026

The tv remote is gone, I'm blaming the cats, and I guess we just won't be able to watch tv anymore. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/09/2026

AI companies: “We need to slow down.” Also AI companies: Sept 1: new Claude models Sept 3: new GPT model Sept 22: new Claude model, two new GPT models

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/09/2026

Ok, hear me out: an adult pumpkin patch, except it’s indoors, instead of pumpkins there are cocktails, and instead of picking them, you ask someone to make one for you and they do.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 22/09/2026

Ah, the autumnal equinox. Light and darkness held briefly in balance. Summer recedes, shadows lengthen, and we turn inward to contemplate the passage of time and our oneness with nature. Also, ROGUE RIVER BLUE IS BACK, BABY! [air horn]

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21/09/2026

Legit thought someone put a container of dice in the produce section

Plastic container of diced dragon fruit in the produce section

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21/09/2026

Man, Trump will do anything to help his dwindling approval numbers...

Headline noting Trump's threat to "blow the entire nation"

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 20/09/2026

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever woken up at 6 am on a Monday and realized it's actually Sunday and you can go back to sleep?

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 20/09/2026

The mid-inning thing where the crowd puts the hot dog in the bun is the greatest ballpark audience-participation thing ever. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 20/09/2026

Tonight is a beautiful night for some a Cardinals baseball!

Pregame view from the first row behind home plate at Busch Stadium

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 19/09/2026

The energy at Ole Miss today waiting for Lane Kiffin to take the field...

The emperor from Star wars saying "let the hate flow through you"

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 18/09/2026

You know, it is fall in St. Louis, football is being played, and I am ready to eat some chili, but I simply cannot when it feels like 107 fucking degrees at nearly 5:00 in the afternoon... 🙄

Screenshot showing current feels like temperature of 107° in St Louis

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 18/09/2026

Whenever I worry I’m overreacting or being petty about something, I check Nextdoor for perspective. Turns out I’m doing great.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 16/09/2026

Mitch McConnell memes? Objectively funny. But seriously, is this real life? Watching an elderly man visibly struggle while everyone around him pretends this is normal is deeply unsettling. The memes are funny. The reality really isn’t.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 16/09/2026

Up next, Trump declares the Kennedy Center "beyond repair," has it razed before anyone can stop the bulldozers, and then replaces it with a garish golden palace he can name after himself.

Headline: Trump’s handpicked Kennedy Center board votes to immediately close venue for renovations

The board found the structure of the main building is “unsafe” and “hazardous.”

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 14/09/2026

One great thing about the Emmys is that it gives you an opportunity to be reminded of all of the amazing belly laughs you had while watching The Bear.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 14/09/2026

One great thing about the Emmys is that it gives you an opportunity to be reminded of all of the amazing belly laughs you had while watching The Bear.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 12/09/2026

I haven’t heard Color Me Badddd in like a decade, but they’ve come on the radio at least three times in the past week. What is happening.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 12/09/2026

Ahem Wordle 1,911 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 12/09/2026

A game worthy of the Mizzou Kansas rivalry, feeling fortunate to come away with a win! NOW PLAY MR. BRIGHTSIDE!!!

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 11/09/2026

Perhaps Ruffles and I have very different definitions of “party,” but by no objective reading of the word is this a party-size bag of chips. This bag might be empty before I even get home.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 11/09/2026

I’m fortunate to count many Kansas alums among my dear friends. I love them. I think the world of them. Except today. Today, fuck those people and the mythical bird they rode in on. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m headed to work listening to Mr. Brightside on repeat. M-I-Z.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 10/09/2026

Trump lies as he breathes and hasn't even kept the campaign promises he made to his MAGA faithful. Anyone basing their vote upon this charlatan's promise that they'll get five grand is an idiot.

Headline reflecting Trump's promise to give everyone $5,000 if Republicans hold the House and Senate in the midterms

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 09/09/2026

With the iPhone Duo here, I know a lot of people wonder why anyone would ever need a foldable iphone or whether they are "worth it." Does anyone "need" one? No. But as someone who has used a foldable for years, that extra space helps a ton if you're someone that does real work on your phone. 1/3

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 09/09/2026

Carrie Underwood performing profanity-free Limp Bizkit in a backwards hat looks like someone’s mom heard there was going to be a mosh pit at the church lock-in. First of all, if you’re going to cover Limp Bizkit, don’t. If you insist, however, sing it right.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 06/09/2026

Yikes Wordle 1,905 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 04/09/2026

"Labor Day signals the arrival of fall," they said...

St Louis weather showing a 101 degree heat index after 5 pm

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 04/09/2026

There are few things more disappointing than getting a notification on your phone, but when you go to check it, it is a politician asking for money.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 02/09/2026

Today I learned that scientists named a fish after Mr. Snuffleupagus, and that is exactly the sort of ridiculous whimsy I needed today. www.smithsonianmag.c...

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 02/09/2026

You drafted a kicker, in the 7th round? In this economy???

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 01/09/2026

Heard some light noise under my desk, looked down and...

Black and brown dog looking up at me from under my desk

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 31/08/2026

Because if ever there was a time to discontinue research on foodborne illness, it's in the midst of a foodborne illness outbreak...

Headline: USDA Cyclospora Research Projects Shelved Amid Funding Cuts and Relocations, Politico Reports

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 31/08/2026

Taco Tragedy: I had just plated some tacos and was carrying them to the table when one of my cats attempted to jump from the counter to the island. Unfortunately, I was in her flight path and she landed directly on my plate in an explosion of street tacos. T's & P's, pls 😮‍💨

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 27/08/2026

Tiger Woods' recent pic has me wondering if somebody handed him the false grail from the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 27/08/2026

Dude in front of me at the Cardinals game is sitting there with a hand fan cooling himself off, but is also wearing a stocking cap in August.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 27/08/2026

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 26/08/2026

Oh come on Wordle 1,894 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 25/08/2026

And yet this fuckhead still walks among the living. Sheesh.

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 24/08/2026

Real talk: if you have access to a sous vide machine and a flattop grill, such that you can cook the steak sous vide and then sear an amazing crust on the Blackstone, I'm not sure why you would ever cook a steak any other way. Totally serious. Is there a better technique?

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Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/08/2026

Look, I can read “get your dongle” without snickering. I am a grown adult and “dongle” is a perfectly normal technology word. But you cannot IMMEDIATELY follow that up with “flashing the dongle” and expect me to not act like a child. Bounds of reason.

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