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Rp2D2

@rp2d2.bsky.social
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Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow. Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses Sommelier and Certified BBQ Judge

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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 1h
Enjoy your moment of zen from the Danube River in Austria -brought to you by all of the Riesling
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Hills are Alive (a horror story)
Crudely painted sound of music magnets in Salzburg
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nah I’m pretty sure there is a subset of swingers that are just getting started.
Old people dancing
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Everything reminds me of him…
Haribo gummies that are supposed to look like mice but are clearly dicks.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m just a girl, asking for someone to buy her a house, built into the side of a mountain, in a small Bavarian village. Is that so much to ask?
Houses built into hills overlooking the Danube River More adorable houses built into the rocky side of a hill
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So many Sebastian’s but none with a pipe. :(
4 modernUMiami mascots and one somewhat retro mascot but missing the trademark pipe
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can I get a Hell Yeah!
A confirmation of an upgrade to the lie flat seat on an overnight flight to Europe
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tired: Surrender Cobra Wired: Fuck! Frog pose
Dabo(Clemson coach …. For now) crouching and grabbing his hat to hide his face in disappointment
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People probably don’t understand how expensive this stupid wearable technology the Clemson is using but not only does it cost alot, it’s useless. Should have used the money to fire Dabo.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does not suck.
Baked beans and a pulled pork bbq sandwich with black garlic bbq sauce
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Afternoon games suck so please enjoy my sous-vide-que smoked pork butt.
A fall apart tender boneless pork butt with a mahogany color kiss
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post bath zoomies
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m so unnerved at what this cake is supposed to be portraying
An anthropormorhic piece of pepperoni winking and giving a thumbs up to the camera while his other hand is hidden by the derrier of a lady pineapple making a demure hand gesture to her face
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile mine is taking an amount of space that can only be described as a confident American dude amount of space
A fuzzy puppy splayed on his back taking up 1.5 couch cushions
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry guys, my bad. I forgot to put the puppy in his game day outfit.
A fuzzy dog in a red SMU sweater
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Can” check!
A glass of white wine in front of a TV showing a UMiami fan wearing bedazzled spiked shoulder pads
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why would I want to put a cop show in my quad box?!
A listing of college football games you can add to a custom quad box and also “Chicago PD”
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay besties, let’s start another football Saturday Can check!!
A dark Czech lager with an SMU koozie in front of a TV with a quad screen
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay this one was pretty funny
Peyton manning spoon feeding Arch mannin
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t be the only one that hears Siri call them Misery State right?
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Working” from the patio of the wine bar a block from my house because the weather is gorgeous!! My assistants are less than productive
Two dogs on a patio with a glass of white wine on a table
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay these student driver signs have gotten out of control.
A large commercial truck with a empty flatbed trailer and a red sign that says student driver
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I called these Booby packs. @apdirtybird.bsky.social called them Tactical Titties and I about spit out my drink
A video game showing a female character with zippered sacks on her breasts.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Check out my new best friend!
A tiny frog on a window screen
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Working the check in at a work dinner. Totally inconspicuous.
Ipad showing college football on top of a work computer.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tomorrow is going to suck
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I get report cards from the puppy’s day care that have photos. Today’s was spectacular.
A fuzzy dog about to bite the camera
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When in Texas…
A 3 meat plate (turkey, brisket, and sausage) with baked beans, tater tot casserole, and a can of Lone Star beer
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kiehls
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy 11th birthday to my sweetest baby’s poopiekins
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gross Texas.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eek! It’s been so long since I’ve flown out of TLH in the afternoon, I almost forgot the #rules.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can check!
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Best app is best.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Since the Pitt game is on weather delay the quad box is doing a look in on the Oregon game and somehow it’s 2 seconds faster than the main feed?
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is my basil plant.
A very sad looking basil plant.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can check!
A bottle of Shiner beer next to a laptop with a pool and a puppy in the background
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This girl must be beautiful
A garnet colored truck with a sticker that says “pretty girls park bad” that is unsurprisingly parked like shit.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
First time this happened since we got the fuzzy baby. The fat one has been apathetic so far. Big breakthrough tonight. Shockingly no treats involved!
A fuzzy black and tan mutt shoulder to shoulder with a tan and white mutt. Basically holding hands.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The fucking chop in a nutshell
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Soooooo many people asked if I was going to this game. My response:
Me telling my friend why I wasn’t going to the SMU game in the city where I live.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m a fierce independent woman… until there is a roach inside the house. This is what I leave for my husband.
A solo cup with a sign that says “roach in cup - please kill”
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On brand.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Friend, you are missing out. It’s like Mac and cheese but better. There are a billion different ways to make it (much like Mac and cheese) Here is a link: www.southernliving.com/recipes/broc... And a recipe card that my friend gave me for my birthday. Just between us. ;)
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Michigan state Lineman vomiting but still doing the job. This is college football.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No feet pics on main but I’m mildly obsessed with my new polish color. Just in time for gameday on Friday.
A bottle of glittery orange nail polish
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Heard. This beauty from the beginning of August is finally healing. Pro tip: make sure you know where your hot ass chimney is and don’t back into it with your calf.
A calf with a healing burn and a black and white tile floor behind it.
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How your Sunday email finds me.
A puppy relaxing with his legs splayed open just chilling on a person in a pink shirt
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Rp2D2 @rp2d2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is my Odysseus !
George Clooney in front of a microphone
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