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Kyle Van Son

@rowsdower42.bsky.social
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High in fiber. Avid gamer, reader, amateur piano player. ITYSL broke my brain permanently.

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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 18h
Nearly $100! That’s probably almost enough to cover one month!
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A perfect pretext for impeachment does not exis—
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 23h
Remember when all these rats turn on Trump, it’s because he’s not hurting the right people
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The real ones know you sit on a line like that until a lull. Shows you’re interested in a topic and COULD trick folks into thinking you’re wittier than you are
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Insane how you get Noel’s whole deal from one panel. Like, bro, it’s a good line but A) not when you say it like that and B) that was a terrible window. We have moved on to The Adventures of Sandy Iscariot.
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a deep dive expose into this beverage
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feeling seen in this one (Frequently say “I forgot to tell you!” to my wife and then blurt out the dumbest inconsequential shit imaginable)
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Go fuck yourself, animation” - NYT
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bobo the Bear
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My most anticipated game of the year and I EAGERLY await The Besties’ take on it
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doesn’t that mean they’re paying into the system? Don’t you want as many people as possible on health insurance? Am I dumb?
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/mail-b...
Swan Boy MAIL BAG
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tom Goes to the Mayor
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Rose⁺ @mewmus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
When therapy teaches "you don't owe anyone anything" it's to understand "you are not others expectations of you" or "no one is entitled to your body or time" NOT you should be an antisocial ass to everyone This is meant to protect from those that would abuse your kindness, not an excuse to be mean
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Cassie looks at both Swan Boy and this drawing
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Jeff Domingues @jeffdomingues.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you liked your DOGE refund and your tariff rebate, you’ll love your Trump dividend.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New swear unlocked everybody
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I giggled non-stop through Coyote Vs Acme, which was legit hilarious and also, weirdly touching… I hope it continues to kill at the box office and also, gives Will Forte a career boost, he should be as big a cultural figure as John Mulaney and Andy Samberg
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy for you Noel but concerned you’re going to blow it by buying that shirt WAY too soon in the relationship
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sly Cooper’s back Ape Escape 4 GTA VI was a psy-op, we’re actually getting a Bully sequel
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ZACK & WIKI FOR SMASH
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the (few) positives of Social MediaTM is following someone whose work you admire like Sam and then having those goose pimples when you see “holy cow we both know that Astro Boy on the GBA is an all timer and what’s this Beetle Adventure Racing MY MAN”
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is the moment I cite to this day as “this should have been when it ended for him.” We tanked Howard Dean over a silly noise.
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
NO ARRESTS, MANY SCOLDINGS IN CARRABBA'S FRACAS
Frustrated police urge restaurants to "knock this off."
By Adrian Victim
Police responded to a distress call last night after a 2019 Toyota Sienna crashed into a Giuliani Gardens Carrabba's, several minutes after two armed Bertucci's agents entered the establishment on "official business." Although the police refused to speak to reporters on site they were overheard speaking to several employees of both Carrabba's and Bertucci's and begging them to "please stop doing this 'every kitchen a castle' thing. People die."
Due to an unusual quirk in Giuliani Gardens law dating back to the late 19th century when potato baron Julius O'Tammany declared himself
"accountable only to the starches and butters which feed and delight my children and wives," all fast casual dining establishments within the city limits have been considered legally autonomous
"landsteading zones" answerable only to their corporate headquarters.
A police officer tries to touch our new camera. But it's not his. It's ours.
Most fast casual restaurants take advantage of this libertarian loophole in order to implement individualized policies in regards to shooting their patrons. Hooters is known for opening fire on any family dining together, an inversion on The Olive Garden's famous "when you're here, you're family" slogan, written in the blood of many a first date. When reached for comment, Carrabba's corporate insisted "we do not shoot our customers. We could. We really want to.
But we do not shoot them. That's the Carrabba's difference." Carrabba's founder Chris Carrabba also reached out to us: "I was also in Further Seems Forever. People forget that."
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Elon is apparently freaking out because of a new documentary about him by Alex Gibney that's coming out. "Musk" is set to be released shortly and The Hollywood Reporter claims it will expose the billionaire as “among the most dangerous” men “on earth.” www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-26...
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Elon Musk said to be ‘freaking out’ over forthcoming expose: ‘The bully is mad’
Tesla CEO Elon Musk is set to be “unmasked” in a forthcoming documentary simply titled “Musk,” and the billionaire Trump ally was said Thursday to be “freaking out” over its impending release.Musk too...
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The only other thing I can think of with this density of amazing jokes built upon years of setup and callbacks is The Venture Bros. goddamn swan boy rules
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
John Fetterman called in sick to avoid a meeting with three Pennsylvania paralyzed military veterans. Then he walked into the office less than an hour later to shoot a Fox News interview www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
adult swim. yay.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
“Some of the biggest names in Hollywood are in the running, but a dark horse contender from Petco is making a big impression” — anonymous source
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Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
CULVER CITY, CA—Amidst intense speculation over who would next portray the iconic secret agent, a source within Amazon MGM Studios revealed Wednesday that producers had narrowed down their list of Jam...
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Ryan Roe @meryanroe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Blargg
Blargg, an orange lava dragon from Super Mario World
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The leopards. The faces.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Scrooge says "you there, boy! Go fuck yourself! Stop being poor!"
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maurice Noble was THE cartoon background designer. I love how much he was able to fuck around around and get so abstractly graphic, yet no one in the audience ever batted an eye because his designs lent so much personality and energy to the cartoons they were used in.
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve long wondered what Trump sees in RFK jr beyond the usual toadying kissass routine they all do and this brought it into stark relief: Trump’s brain is permanently in the 1980’s and he just likes the prestige of the name.
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Kyle Van Son @rowsdower42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Ape Escape: Natalie's Stage Cleared!
ALT: Ape Escape: Natalie's Stage Cleared!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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hurf @superduperman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dear friends: 2026 is the year of the Swan Boy and that's no lie
Swan Boy is frolicking in a jester hat he found. This was the highlight of his month
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something else - and no, I’m not making an original point here — that endlessly infuriates me about the trump administration’s siege of Springfield Ohio is that the Haitians are there primarily because they were invited there, largely by local conservative political and business leaders…
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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Adam Rosenberg's Net-Force @geminibros.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No better day to share my absolute favorite piece of writing about Tim Curry EVER. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is a bad week. Here’s an amazing scene of Tim Curry in Freakazoid:
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 26/08/2026
This is like Tom Holland's Umbrella dance in that every time it pops up on my timeline I must watch it and the second his smile starts to twitch before his final word, I fucking lose it
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The whole scene, for Dolly.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
[P] Shit, now I have to miss Jim Henson *and* Dolly whenever I watch this
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Andyblarg @andyblarg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This video took me literally an entire month, but I finally finished it!!! This is for all the MST3K fans in the world. And I know my art isn't that great, but I still pushed myself to make something fantastic.
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