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John Houser III

@rouxde.bsky.social
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Baltimore-based Food Writer, Art Director, Photographer, Cook and Host of The Rouxde Cooking School Podcast. open.spotify.com/show/7sawkfH9GrqDC…

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merriam 🇰🇳 @merriam.blacksky.app · 3h
Good morning. Daily reminder the bands Turnstile, Beach House, Animal Collective, Future Islands, All Time Low (Towson technically), Good Charlotte (Waldorf), and PinkShift are all from or were formed in/near Baltimore. This is a music and arts city as much as it's a sports city
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 7h
More like ChampressNO
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This flatware is always late on its child support
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like the idea of not smashing it.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How do you eat yours? On toast? Bread? With onions? Mustard? I usually do mustard and raw onion on crusty bread. Maldon salt to finish. We get ours from a butcher called Binkerts here in MD that supplies the wursts and assorted meats for the German and Swiss consulates in dc. Their food is great.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was very much a “wait, WTF??!!” moment.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve heard he’s chill as hell to work with. Nothing gets under his skin.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve seen The Wolfman (1941) dozens of times and this is the first time I’ve ever realized that Larry takes his shirt and shoes off before changing and after he changes he’s got a long sleeve shirt on again. Was The Wolfman chilly before he went out? #monsters #movies #wolfman #halloween
Larry Talbot looking absolutely bummed out that his feet are covered in hair and realizing he’s turning into a Werewolf. Quentin Tarrantino approves of this scene. The wolf man in all his glory wearing his comfy cozy shirt after going out into the cold misty forest. He kind of looks like he’s in the middle of looking both ways before crossing the horse path.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love this dudes work.
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Sanat Tarihi @sanatintarihi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stanisław Masłowski - Moonrise 1884 (National Museum in Kraków)
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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unclench your jaw and relax your shoulders asshole
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frame #9000 from S06 -E11 - Battle Swallow s Nest-629295
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 02/10/2026
Watch Dakota Johnson and Turnstile make hardcore jokes in their 'SNL' promos
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Dakota Johnson & Turnstile Make Hardcore Jokes In Their SNL Promos
Last week, actress and anti-limer Dakota Johnson recently shouted out Turnstile on the red carpet. This week, she’s hosting SNL and they’re the show’s musical guest. A perfect match. They just dropped...
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re the best.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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The Rouxde Cooking School Podcast @rouxdepodcast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New episode alert! Food news, in which John confesses one of his deepest darkest food proclivities and more. Listen and let us know what you think! #food #cooking #podcast
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So good to see the team beat the shit out of him for kicking that. They knew how hard that was on him and how hard he’s worked to be perfect (because now if he’s not perfect we all judge him). What a great kick.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Picked up a new knife at the Renaissance Festival. I like it so far. Carbon steel Damascus. It’s sharp as fuck. #cooking #knives
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Took the boy to see Castle Rat tonight. What a great show.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because we all want to be black and white werewolves like Larry Talbot.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun.  he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It looks like it went directly off the end of his elbow. Sounded terrible too.
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm still hearing people say, "Oh I didn't know Laika had a new movie coming out," or "They made a movie of my favorite book, no way!" Don't let this affliction befall your friends and family Become aware of it
Wildwood movie poster.
Main characters, Prue (young teen girl with long red hair, pouty) and Alexandra (The villain, tall pale with long blonde braids, dvious expression) set against a sky full of and eagle and many crows over a vast forest and large mansion. Tickets on sale tomorrow
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s such a great book!
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/09/2026
the night is darkest just before dawn and i am comfiest just before alarm
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Chain of Flowers @craigatcof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Violet Grohl covers The Cure's High for Triple J's Like a Version.
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Violet Grohl covers The Cure’s ‘High’ for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For those who've asked, you can listen to KEXP's 7+ hours of Dolly today via their archive. The hits, the deep cuts, the covers and collaborations. It starts about half way through the 10am Midday Show and continues through the 4pm Drive Time show. Also: support local, listener-supported radio.
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Streaming Archive | KEXP
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hobo Humping Slobo Babe (Whale) A Girl Like You (Edwin Collins) Teenage Dirtbag (Wheatus) Mother Mother (Tracy Bonham) Just of the top of my head and in no order.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton has died at 80
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
After Hogan killed the Red Line any chance at mass transit rejuvenation died.
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John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In my early 20s I made a 2-CD 1970s Yes primer that I listened to often in the car and periodically attempted to foist on other people, with varying degrees of success. I decided to recreate that primer in a playlist. open.spotify.com/playlist/7Eh...
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70s Yes Primer
Playlist · tarkus1980 · 14 items
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Marie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
cc @andrewmale.bsky.social
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pete Alonso’s sledgehammer www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you fold her in half like a MAD Magazine it says “Help Me!”
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The song of my 15 year old.
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
cattle prod to get me into the shower cattle prod to get me outta the shower
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Photo of the back cover of Where’s My Leftover Meatball Sub? Plot summary reads:

Her meatballs went missing...
After five years together, Mark and Marianne were engaged to be married, but a small drop of red sauce in the fridge where half of a meatball sub had once rested called that all into question.

Where's my leftover meatball sub?

Salt and pepper had seasoned her meatballs, but shame and disgrace were now seasoning Mark's face.
Guilt and marinara were all over his lips, while the olive oil stain of • betrayal seeped into her heart. She tried to let it go, but this treachery lingered like garlic on her fingers for weeks. Could she really go through with the marriage? If this is who Mark really is, maybe she's better off aprovolone...

Another
PAPERBACK
PARADISE
BOOK
that you can grind up and add to any meatball recipe
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Photo of a vintage teen romance book featuring a close up of a woman attempting to lock eyes with her lover who is closing his eyes in shame. Title reads:

Where’s My Leftover Meatball Sub? 

Additional copy reads: 

Has the darkest shade of betrayal fallen upon their love?

By Rachel Hoagiessence
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Definitely the weirdest thing I’ve eaten. It was given to me after paying for our noodles at a great noodle place. Crazy Szechuan flavor. Sweet and salty. Texture of one of those compressed kitchen towels.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lemon slices, arugula, garlic oil, mozz.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yay!! Congrats!!
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@lpotl.bsky.social this has Side Stories written all over it.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Insane story!
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the american paradox
truck that says "puritan bakery best buns in town"
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Justin Fenton @justinfenton.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A Columbia woman has been feeding vultures on her property to the tune of as much as 200 pounds of chicken per day; county health officials are taking action, reports @lillianreed.bsky.social www.thebanner.com/community/lo...
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Vultures flock to a Columbia neighborhood where woman won’t stop feeding them raw meat
Vultures have descended on the Glenmont community in Columbia, where a woman won’t stop feeding them raw meat despite repeated orders.
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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The greatest Beatles cover ever! youtu.be/LoIyUl10ChQ?...
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Happiness Is A Warm Gun
YouTube video by The Breeders - Topic
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