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Judge Rorse

@rosemacready.bsky.social
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I have a Canadian boyfriend

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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@nhlwild.bsky.social I have the name that could turn your billion-dollar franchise into a million-dollar idea: Minnesota Brontosota
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why do you need so many low-grade children. is this locking in some sort of steady utility grade supply chain.
SUDBURY WOLVES RECEIVE
TANNER ADAMS RIGHTS

TRADE

BRAMPTON STEELHEADS RECEIVE

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I stand by it
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ruddy Duck making bubbles, but for who? No lady ducks around. Then he started zooming in my direction at top speed and I realized IT WAS FOR ME 💙💙💙 #birds
Chestnut coloured duck with round white cheeks, black head cap and enormous bright blue bill is zooming at top speed low in the water directly at the viewer, with an impressive wake behind. He is on a mission of love.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 31/05/2026
same buddy. same.
my grey tabby cat benjamo half-asleep with his paws curled up in the air and lying on his back like a beached whale
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Card store guy tried to tell me he didn’t have any Unger-era (‘67-‘83) cards, as if I couldn’t see a ‘72 Gump Worsley card on top of a pile in the display case. Thank god I didn’t believe him or I would have missed out on feeding my Unger Hunger
1977 Garry Unger hockey card showing him on the ice in a St Louis Blues jersey. His hair appears brown but true Unger-heads know this is a trick of the light. He’s a blond through and through.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I am slowly rotating myself on a roller in my mind
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I absolutely adore William Langewiesche
Screenshot of an ebook saying, in relevant part: “The Valujet piece was noticed in safety engineering circles. After its publication I was asked once a year for several years to address system specialists at Los Ala-mos, the US weapons laboratory where the atomic bomb was born. For the safety of the world, each year I politely declined.”
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Tony Allen-Mills @taminf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I suspect @robcrank68.bsky.social is going to see a lot of chicks trailing their moms today. Here for his #LinedUp theme of #BirdoftheDay is Momma Coot guiding her brood through the reeds last week. #photography #birds
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Canadians, please help support Riley who like all childhood leukemia sufferers deserves every good thing: including a steady supply of your blood. 🩸 Blood donations not only appease the Blood God, they help ensure our medical system works smoothly. There is no substitute for people juice. 🇨🇦 please 🔁
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Can’t wait to marry her. Love is real.
Me to the left and Rose to the right. A few months ago. Our heads are together and so we are smiling how could we not.
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pepperandpals.bsky.social @pepperandpals.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cheese man guards the human shoulder
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If I could draw, I would draw crabs
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/04/2026
Ever wonder how to get rid of a mattress? Or how to find resources for a neighbor in need? Call 311.    311 is contacted 100,000 times every day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. No call is too small.    So on the anniversary of 311 (3/11), I decided to answer some of those calls myself.
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Legless skinks should be snakes or worms. Ridiculous.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I adore toast. To ensure its continued availability, I think we should not do wwiii.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I’ve never said this before and and I’ll probably never say it again but I love my doctor
Image of text saying: 

Treatment Plan
Provider Recommendation
Carpal Tunnel strap
elbow strap
Field Guide to Knitting
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Both my regular eye doctor and my fancy eye doctor affirm that my eyes are doing amazing and that my vision is improved. I should get two gold medals (one for each eye)
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I watched Anaconda today for the first time but then I learned that humans are the true monsters
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tavi2.bsky.social @tavi2.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Mine is
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I adore toast. To ensure its continued availability, I think we should not do wwiii.
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My parents should be forced to pay me compensation for giving me clumsy genes. An average quality human would not trip on their own pants so many times in one measly lifetime.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Remember in Armageddon when the drilling crew is like “we’ll go to space and save humanity if we can be exempt from taxes for the rest of our lives”? NASA should have shot them all with a gun
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
But…but that’s my birthday You can’t take away a woman’s toilet on her birthday
Memo saying: 

From: Management
Re: Water shut down

Please be advised that due to necessary plumbing repairs, there will be no Hot or Cold Water in the Bathroom and Kitchen on Wednesday January 7th, 2026 from approximately 9:00 am to approximately 4:00 pm.

Toilets will NOT function.

Please plan accordingly.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your cooperation.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
One of my wifi-connected multicolor lightbulbs keeps suddenly turning blue. I have a replacement bulb but it’s going to be such a hassle to set up that I’m considering just living in an occasionally blue room until the world ends.
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
mr blobby is ancient british culture
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Giving my queasy stomach the Rorschach prison speech while grimly swallowing a caffeine pill
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are * Elaborate Metaphor For Time Escaping Between Our Fingers * Elderly King Divides His Realm * Jennifer Lopez Smiles Directly Into The Camera And I Forget The Rest Of The Movie * Worthwhile Canadian Initiative * and DAVID THEWLIS as
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Why has the Guggenheim failed to do any shows that appeal to me personally in the past six years? Is this a sign of complete institutional collapse? Experts (me) are saying yes
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I would be spiritually fulfilled if I had a green velvet couch, I’m certain of it
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Nothing like the sound of an active bread machine. It’s magically making bread!! Heroic
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Rach @rachbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Donkeys at my local animal sanctuary having a party to celebrate one of them living there for 20 years.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
1776 is only going to get funnier after America ends
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Lotta people out here reading things other than Women’s Day magazine’s list of every tiara Queen Camilla has ever worn, and I respect that but have to follow my heart
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
www.wftv.com/news/local/s... Great frogman attack on a restaurant at Disney, appalling that the cash take in a joint like that is $15K or whatever. Autres temps, autres moeurs as they say. "No additional security measures were visible" is sending me. Imagining the dude coming back daytime lol
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Scuba-clad man robs Disney Springs restaurant, swims away
Deputies are searching for a man they say robbed a popular Disney Springs restaurant by swimming up in scuba gear and a wetsuit and then swimming away.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city. This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Bought this doily today :)
White needle lace doily with a central pattern of a flower, on a dark blue background
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The shopping avenues that would open up to me if I got into a dice-based hobby….it’s almost enough to get me to do it
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
RECONNECTED AT HIS WIFE’S FUNERAL????????????? 9 MONTHS AGO??????????? AT HER FUNERAL!?)?
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I found this article so fascinating. Show business is incredible. www.smithsonianmag.com/history/man-...
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The Man Who Ran a Carnival Attraction That Saved Thousands of Premature Babies Wasn't a Doctor at All
Martin Couney carried a secret with him, but the results are unimpeachable
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Finished a book I’ve been reading about who tends to survive disasters & why. Technically it has an appendix about practical ways I can learn to increase my chances of personally surviving a disaster but what I learned in the book is that survival is random so I’m not doing that.
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the apple guy™ @wackhumanbeing.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Hello Bluesky. I'm a librarian who researches regional American heirloom apple varieties. I also enjoy a bit of college football from time to time. In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My eBay search history: I am a maniac, but I am free
Screenshot of recent searches on eBay:

Search for anything

Recent

carp figurine
vintage brass figurine
brass heart
steamboat sticker -colorado -willie -ski
steamboat sticker -colorado -willie
steamboat sticker -colorado
steamboat sticker
vintage retiree sticker
bae systems retiree sticker
lockheed martin retiree sticker
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Not to 1990s post but bread machines are the coolest. It just. Makes the bread for you. It’s incredible
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A doctor's note excusing me from society.
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Reading some important research from the only 24/7 news source brave enough to tell the dang truth
Screenshot of text over a website header image of blurry trees. The text says “Bigfoot Evidence” in a big font and then (smaller): “World's Only 24/7 Bigfoot News Blog: Encouraging readers to draw their own conclusions from the evidence and arguments.”

Below is the title of an article on a black background: “This Is Why We Can't Find Bigfoot Bones By Shawn - February 20, 2012”
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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Craig is so nice listening to me ramble about how many cigars is too many cigars to bring on the Lusitania (300) and how I would never ram a uboat with my ocean liner, British Admiralty and its advisories be damned Oh you think I should zigzag in my ocean liner, Churchill? NO
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