Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@nhlwild.bsky.social I have the name that could turn your billion-dollar franchise into a million-dollar idea: Minnesota Brontosota 022
Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026why do you need so many low-grade children. is this locking in some sort of steady utility grade supply chain. 111
Reposted by Judge RorseJanet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ruddy Duck making bubbles, but for who? No lady ducks around. Then he started zooming in my direction at top speed and I realized IT WAS FOR ME 💙💙💙 #birds 3248553
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Card store guy tried to tell me he didn’t have any Unger-era (‘67-‘83) cards, as if I couldn’t see a ‘72 Gump Worsley card on top of a pile in the display case. Thank god I didn’t believe him or I would have missed out on feeding my Unger Hunger 111
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I am slowly rotating myself on a roller in my mind 020
Reposted by Judge RorseTony Allen-Mills @taminf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I suspect @robcrank68.bsky.social is going to see a lot of chicks trailing their moms today. Here for his #LinedUp theme of #BirdoftheDay is Momma Coot guiding her brood through the reeds last week. #photography #birds 29911
Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Canadians, please help support Riley who like all childhood leukemia sufferers deserves every good thing: including a steady supply of your blood. 🩸 Blood donations not only appease the Blood God, they help ensure our medical system works smoothly. There is no substitute for people juice. 🇨🇦 please 🔁 014
Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Can’t wait to marry her. Love is real. 0131
Reposted by Judge Rorsepepperandpals.bsky.social @pepperandpals.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Cheese man guards the human shoulder 2358
Reposted by Judge RorseMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/04/2026Ever wonder how to get rid of a mattress? Or how to find resources for a neighbor in need? Call 311. 311 is contacted 100,000 times every day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. No call is too small. So on the anniversary of 311 (3/11), I decided to answer some of those calls myself. 21383791272
Reposted by Judge RorseScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558572174
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Legless skinks should be snakes or worms. Ridiculous. 010
Reposted by Judge RorseJudge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I adore toast. To ensure its continued availability, I think we should not do wwiii. 054
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I’ve never said this before and and I’ll probably never say it again but I love my doctor 110
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Both my regular eye doctor and my fancy eye doctor affirm that my eyes are doing amazing and that my vision is improved. I should get two gold medals (one for each eye) 120
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I watched Anaconda today for the first time but then I learned that humans are the true monsters 000
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I adore toast. To ensure its continued availability, I think we should not do wwiii. 054
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 16/01/2026My parents should be forced to pay me compensation for giving me clumsy genes. An average quality human would not trip on their own pants so many times in one measly lifetime. 110
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Remember in Armageddon when the drilling crew is like “we’ll go to space and save humanity if we can be exempt from taxes for the rest of our lives”? NASA should have shot them all with a gun 220
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 06/01/2026But…but that’s my birthday You can’t take away a woman’s toilet on her birthday 120
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 05/01/2026One of my wifi-connected multicolor lightbulbs keeps suddenly turning blue. I have a replacement bulb but it’s going to be such a hassle to set up that I’m considering just living in an occasionally blue room until the world ends. 000
Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 19/12/2025mr blobby is ancient british culture 031
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Giving my queasy stomach the Rorschach prison speech while grimly swallowing a caffeine pill 010
Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are * Elaborate Metaphor For Time Escaping Between Our Fingers * Elderly King Divides His Realm * Jennifer Lopez Smiles Directly Into The Camera And I Forget The Rest Of The Movie * Worthwhile Canadian Initiative * and DAVID THEWLIS as 191
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Why has the Guggenheim failed to do any shows that appeal to me personally in the past six years? Is this a sign of complete institutional collapse? Experts (me) are saying yes 030
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I would be spiritually fulfilled if I had a green velvet couch, I’m certain of it 000
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Nothing like the sound of an active bread machine. It’s magically making bread!! Heroic 010
Reposted by Judge RorseRach @rachbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Donkeys at my local animal sanctuary having a party to celebrate one of them living there for 20 years. 15551145
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 18/09/20251776 is only going to get funnier after America ends 021
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Lotta people out here reading things other than Women’s Day magazine’s list of every tiara Queen Camilla has ever worn, and I respect that but have to follow my heart 100
Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 18/09/2025www.wftv.com/news/local/s... Great frogman attack on a restaurant at Disney, appalling that the cash take in a joint like that is $15K or whatever. Autres temps, autres moeurs as they say. "No additional security measures were visible" is sending me. Imagining the dude coming back daytime lolwftv.comScuba-clad man robs Disney Springs restaurant, swims awayDeputies are searching for a man they say robbed a popular Disney Springs restaurant by swimming up in scuba gear and a wetsuit and then swimming away. 121
Reposted by Judge RorseZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16/09/2025On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city. This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible. 214119702686
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 14/09/2025The shopping avenues that would open up to me if I got into a dice-based hobby….it’s almost enough to get me to do it 010
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 10/09/2025RECONNECTED AT HIS WIFE’S FUNERAL????????????? 9 MONTHS AGO??????????? AT HER FUNERAL!?)? 211
Reposted by Judge Rorsedaily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I found this article so fascinating. Show business is incredible. www.smithsonianmag.com/history/man-...smithsonianmag.comThe Man Who Ran a Carnival Attraction That Saved Thousands of Premature Babies Wasn't a Doctor at AllMartin Couney carried a secret with him, but the results are unimpeachable 021
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Finished a book I’ve been reading about who tends to survive disasters & why. Technically it has an appendix about practical ways I can learn to increase my chances of personally surviving a disaster but what I learned in the book is that survival is random so I’m not doing that. 000
Reposted by Judge Rorsethe apple guy™ @wackhumanbeing.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Hello Bluesky. I'm a librarian who researches regional American heirloom apple varieties. I also enjoy a bit of college football from time to time. In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team. 22712
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/08/2025My eBay search history: I am a maniac, but I am free 110
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Not to 1990s post but bread machines are the coolest. It just. Makes the bread for you. It’s incredible 000
Reposted by Judge RorseJared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025A doctor's note excusing me from society. 3445
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Reading some important research from the only 24/7 news source brave enough to tell the dang truth 120
Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Craig is so nice listening to me ramble about how many cigars is too many cigars to bring on the Lusitania (300) and how I would never ram a uboat with my ocean liner, British Admiralty and its advisories be damned Oh you think I should zigzag in my ocean liner, Churchill? NO 011