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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Card store guy tried to tell me he didn’t have any Unger-era (‘67-‘83) cards, as if I couldn’t see a ‘72 Gump Worsley card on top of a pile in the display case. Thank god I didn’t believe him or I would have missed out on feeding my Unger Hunger

1977 Garry Unger hockey card showing him on the ice in a St Louis Blues jersey. His hair appears brown but true Unger-heads know this is a trick of the light. He’s a blond through and through.

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I absolutely adore William Langewiesche

Screenshot of an ebook saying, in relevant part: “The Valujet piece was noticed in safety engineering circles. After its publication I was asked once a year for several years to address system specialists at Los Ala-mos, the US weapons laboratory where the atomic bomb was born. For the safety of the world, each year I politely declined.”

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I’ve never said this before and and I’ll probably never say it again but I love my doctor

Image of text saying:

Treatment Plan
Provider Recommendation
Carpal Tunnel strap
elbow strap
Field Guide to Knitting

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

But…but that’s my birthday You can’t take away a woman’s toilet on her birthday

Memo saying:

From: Management
Re: Water shut down

Please be advised that due to necessary plumbing repairs, there will be no Hot or Cold Water in the Bathroom and Kitchen on Wednesday January 7th, 2026 from approximately 9:00 am to approximately 4:00 pm.

Toilets will NOT function.

Please plan accordingly.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your cooperation.

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I love you and hold your opinions in high esteem but this one is wrongo

Back of the calf tattoo of Humpy the Salmon, one of the Mariners in-game amusements. Black line tattoo wherein Humpy looks triumphant, as well he should. It looks delightful.

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

My eBay search history: I am a maniac, but I am free

Screenshot of recent searches on eBay:

Search for anything

Recent

carp figurine
vintage brass figurine
brass heart
steamboat sticker -colorado -willie -ski
steamboat sticker -colorado -willie
steamboat sticker -colorado
steamboat sticker
vintage retiree sticker
bae systems retiree sticker
lockheed martin retiree sticker

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

The article is about porcupines eating Bigfoot bones

Website comments section showing an exchange between two anonymous individual:

Anonymous 1
Monday, February 20, 2012 at 8:52:00 AM PST
It's called hungry wild coyote .

Anonymous 2
Monday, February 20, 2012 at 9:38:00 AM PST
It was Bigfoot. I don't see why you can't understand that.

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Reading some important research from the only 24/7 news source brave enough to tell the dang truth

Screenshot of text over a website header image of blurry trees. The text says “Bigfoot Evidence” in a big font and then (smaller): “World's Only 24/7 Bigfoot News Blog: Encouraging readers to draw their own conclusions from the evidence and arguments.”

Below is the title of an article on a black background: “This Is Why We Can't Find Bigfoot Bones By Shawn - February 20, 2012”

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

When you’ve got a chance to get the endorsement of a governor who once held a 19% approval rating, you have to move quick. Can’t risk waiting to have a separate press conference from noted unpleasant guy, John Catsimatidis. What if he changes his mind??

Screenshot of an article from May 4, 2009
Headline: 5/4: Paterson Approval Rating: Scraping Bottom?
Article: How low can New York Governor David Paterson’s job approval rating go? Based on the latest Marist Poll numbers, it can still go lower, but not by much!

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

We don’t know how to build good nicknames like these anymore

By early 1943 submarine commanders across the Pacific saw the Mark 14 as one of the worst weapons of the war, so bad that they were willing to risk court-martial by disengaging the proximity fuse. That still didn’t fix all the problems. The Mark 14’s history “reflects discredit upon both the Bureau of Ordnance and the Naval Torpedo Station, Newport,” said the bureau’s chief, W. H. P. Blandy.

Screenshot of WHP Blandy’s Wikipedia page, which notes his nicknames include "Spike", "Waffle Nose", and "Atomic Playboy"

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Extremely rare boat blimp sub chopper combo, wow. Basically the military photo equivalent of a shiny legendary Pokemon (I have not played the games but I believe this comparison to be valid) I just read about a horrible blimp disaster and it ruled. Bring back blimps lfg (Via @usni.org on Twitter)

Black and white 1945 photo of a German uboat captured by the U.S., flying the American flag, with a patrol boat, Sikorsky HNS-I helicopter, and a shiny silver blimp.

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Only if Kamala has Commando-level biceps in it

Screenshot from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s film Commando. He is shiny and shirtless, holding a knife. His biceps are gigantic.

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Every word of this article is faker than the one that preceded it

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

This is the rightest and best thing I have ever made I LOVE HIMMMMMM

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

This is why I personally would never hire a “staff philosopher”

The commission’s staff philosopher, Daniel Wikler, a professor at Harvard and the first staff ethicist for the World Health Organization, told me that he didn’t think the commission’s theory of death was supported by the scientific facts it cited. “I thought it was demonstrably untrue, but so what?” he said. “I didn’t see a downside at the time.”

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Messing around with a bit of tatting

Small cornflower yellow tatted doily on a blue background

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

Look at Bobby Pins pretending to be a good boy

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #290,018!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #290,018, Judge Rorse ‪@rosemacready.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 11, 2023"

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

I started this a few weeks ago and got annoyed by the super bulky yarn so I put it aside. Figured I’d put in the 45 minutes needed to finish it today starting at 5:01 pm. Really clearing the knitting decks over here

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Judge Rorse @rosemacready.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

Two more hats because I’m on a knitting rampage

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