Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was with family last night and 60 Minutes was on and I must say: putting Ross Douthat in front of a TV camera was not a wise choice 130
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are you feeling a little hungover because you stayed up too late listening to Pet Sounds and playing Donkey Kong Bananza and it’s not fair because you only drank 1 Modelo? You may be entitled to compensation 120
Reposted by Cool RonchCool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 31/05/2024I’m Back on My Bullshit (listening to pet sounds and becoming overwhelmed and emotional thinking about the beauty of the human condition) 001
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I listened to a lot of Steely Dan while driving home tonight and I’d like you to indulge me on a few thoughts I had: 100
Reposted by Cool RonchDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people. 291998235
Reposted by Cool RonchLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for. 144075
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s pretty fucked up that we haven’t figured out a way to integrate orangutans into our society yet. They should be driving around and going grocery shopping and shit. Get on it people! Fix this 121
Reposted by Cool Ronchshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking 234319755
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey guys, when I drink a michelada, please stop calling it a bitchelada. It’s not called that when I drink one. Stop it 130
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I met another dad at my son’s soccer game this morning and I asked what school his kid went to and he said “he’s home schooled” and I just said “cool” but I should have said “why?” Or “dang, that sucks” 001
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Exclusive: A former Taco Bell employee has sounded the alarm, says their gorditas are too cheesy, nachos too grande. 7566
Reposted by Cool Ronchmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026when billionaires moan about how everyone Hates Them Now, For Some Reason i think of when termites started showing up in my parents' kitchen. you're calling an exterminator?? we've been eating the floor joists for months but now suddenly it's some Huge Problem? come on. we just wanna eat your house 5785128
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Who cares about the 38 most influential posters on Bluesky! What you should really be worried about are the 3.8 Modelos I’m going to drink tonight. 250
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sean Lennon is also the son of former Beatle John’s first grandson’s grandfather. You do the math 020
Reposted by Cool RonchPerry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026newrepublic.com/article/2150...newrepublic.comGood Riddance, Seth Moulton: You Got What You DeservedThe congressman who got drubbed by Ed Markey on Tuesday tried to distance himself from the base. That just doesn’t work anymore. 271721246
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Took the kids to Play-It-Again sports to get soccer stuff yesterday and the guy working there had matching Ween tattoos on each calf. 030
Reposted by Cool Ronch[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 27/08/2026There should be a "third place" for 40+ year old dads who smoke weed and play music and also that third place should be my garage. 2214
Reposted by Cool Ronchalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Do not. Use. JC penis credit card. 922751522
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I saw some stupid insta where a guy was putting beers on the political spectrum and he said Modelo was conservative. Well guess what shithead, I’m going to drink 3.5 of those tonight and tip the scales the other way 020
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The dumb David Axelrod said something stupid yesterday and got everyone here all riled up, but I’m glad he said it because it reminded me to listen to Song of Innocence by the cool David Axelrod. Thanks dummy! 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My favorite thing about this album is that it opens with 3 live tracks that absolutely whip ass. Side A all day 010
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Girl, are we planning a trip to the Horn of Africa? Because I’ve been thinking about Djibouti 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026On 9/12/2001, I was the only student in my 100+ person US History class that was willing to say that we shouldn’t go to war with Afghanistan. 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Levi Stubbs? You talking about tickets made of denim or the most powerful singer to ever live? 010
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My prediction: ICE will spend the $20M on electric shock gloves but quickly discontinue their use after most agents electrocute their dicks off trying to take a piss 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Why are THC beverages 100mg??? Who wants that? They should be 2mg. There should be a drink that has 2mg of THC and 2.5abv and tastes like Modelo so you can drink 3 of em and play with your synthesizers 110
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 08/08/2026We watched Mrs Doubtfire with the kids last night, and for the first 20 min, whenever someone entered a scene, my son would ask “is that Mrs Doubtfire?” which is honestly a pretty good bit. 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Oh my god you guys Jennifer Anniston is in love with me! 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It is my duty as a CPA to inform you that all SPVs are a bad idea and you should stay away from them 010
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Judging from these pictures, I’m guessing these dogs are white guys who killed their whole family 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Trumps hatred of windmills is very funny to me. Do you think he read Don Quixote and that was his take away? 010
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You can’t spell poopoo with p. p.! This message was brought to you by the pee council 010
Reposted by Cool RonchChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...aftermath.siteDo Not Buy The War Crime N64There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project. 7336271645
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Putting a fuse into the toilet bowl and lighting it to determine if my diarrhea is explosive or not 100
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If you like Jimothy’s weird deformed body, wait until you see Ronthony 010
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm not sure if we're still allowed to World Cup post, but just in case we are: I'm sad that Argentina didn't win but I'm glad I got to see them foul the shit out of Spain the whole time. 000
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 14/07/2026NYT pundits are usually talking about things where I lack formal training, so I have no choice but to defer to their expertise. But today I heard one say that Taco Bell doesn’t cause diarrhea, and I’m sorry but you’re in my arena now pal 010
Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m hearing rumors Lindsey Graham died from squirting too much mud 020
