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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
gundrid all cummed up.png this was a sushi request from @rodentiarex.bsky.social!
gundrid wearing a womanulet and getting his face and tits cummed on.
eveline looking down at her work, pleased with herself.
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
eveline would be such a fucking menace with a cock. an absolute monster. gundrid you have to take it away from her or she won't give it back. she's going to spend all day in front of the mirror admiring her huge hog.
eveline wearing a manulet and admiring her huge hog
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
gundrid pussy indulgence (he/him)
prince gundrid wearing a womanulet getting pounded with his legs up
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
do you think princesses taste like bubblegum and cotton candy. they should
gundrid eating eveline out
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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maribou @maribouoekaki.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My favorite direction to drive the forces of my enemy is probably "back"
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rata de dos pataaaaaaas @rodentiarex.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
First and Final theatre experiences of the year
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rata de dos pataaaaaaas @rodentiarex.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
one thing that I really appreciate about comics is that if you follow a specific writer/artist/team across multiple books you get to see them recycle ideas 14 years later even if theres nothing connecting those books
Thor(1966) #395, from 1988Spider-Girl (1998) #56, from 2003
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the best way to get out of an extrinsic game that you find yourself still playing despite disliking is to just force yourself to miss an event in-game. if you're the completionist type it's an extremely fast way to sever yourself from it
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.
Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: 

Stop! He’s already dead!
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan (1981) Episode 3
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 29/07/2025
Humans are the smartest animals? You never see dolphins bring crying babies to the movies.
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Royal Sapien ⇄ Ben Mautner @royalsapien.com · 25/07/2025
the sound of him hitting the floor was so familiar, where had i heard that before...
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rata de dos pataaaaaaas @rodentiarex.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
flea market finds
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
princess pussy partyyy
princess eveline, a big blonde woman, and princess rosaline, a thin raven-haired woman, bound together such that they're forced to scissor
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Peter and Mary Jane, naked in bed, with Peter on top of MJ and a sheet over them. Peter looks over his shoulder at a source of light in the room, shock on both their faces.

Aunt May (off panel): My, isn't it COLD out?

They smile and cover themselves further with the sheets, still in shadow. Opening the doorway with light behind her, a smile and a tray with two mugs, is Aunt May.

May: I thought you youngsters might enjoy some nice hot cocoa to warm your bones for a good night's sleep.
Peter: Aunt May, we appreciate the thought - - but we're ALREADY warming our bones.
MJ: Next time... could you knock?

Panel from Web of Spider-Man #50 (1989)
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
you could write a paper about how misty, frankie foster, and raven are vessels for The Concept Of A Woman to a certain generation of adult artists. where it simply isn't about the actual character but the fact that they were the first time the artist recognized what their own attraction to women was
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
i have watched this multiple times
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
[ssb] pajamas
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Katelyn Gadd @kg.luminance.org · 06/06/2025
i love every genre of hot new video game: * gacha game that took money from a massive chinese conglomerate, which will fail to beat genshin impact and EoS within a year * esports game that took saudi money * 'solo dev' indie game with 50+ outsourced staff in credits * souls clone * call of duty
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Nintendo 3DS Central @3dscentral.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Come on man you made the 3DS version look like a GBA game
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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
a swan mom assigned pokesona... what a gift!!
A diary comic depicting my mother as a swan and me as a snail, and our dogs are just our dogs

Panel one: My mom is talking to herself, off on one of her tangents again. She holds my dog lovingly in her wings and touches the white tip of my dog's tail. "Char, Chaaaar!" she coos, "You've got a light at the end of your tail, haven't you? Your name must be charmander, isn't it? Your secret is safe with me, char-char!"

panel 2: I hold up my phone to her face with a smug and delighted face, having overheard her private conversation. "Well, if Soup's Charmander, then Loretta can be this one... MUH- CHOKE!" the phone displays an image of the muscular pokemon, Machoke.

Panel 3: Swan mom is absolutely shocked at the sight of his rippling muscles. "OH MY!!!" she gasps

Panel four: Swan mom is beyond delighted, and so too is her extremely buff pit mix loretta. "Ohh, what a nice one!! How wonderful for her!!" she says. She doesn't know much about pokemon, but she loves and respects every mon the same.
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Square Enix @square-enix-games.com · 05/06/2025
A special message from Bravely Default composer, Revo, to celebrate #BravelyDefault Flying Fairy HD Remaster's release.
A letter from Bravely Default's composer, Revo, reads:
"To all you BRAVELY fans, have you been well?
And to all of you first-time visitors to Luxendarc, welcome!
This is Revo, your music captain speaking!

Hooray and huzzah for the HD Remaster!
At last, this masterpiece is resurrected in the current era.

There are those whom I may be known as a one-hit-anime-theme-song-wonder, but Nay! I say---call me that after you've played BRAVELY DEFAULT.

Having given all the music a relisten this time,
"Holy smokes, this is some brilliant stuff. Was the composer divinely inspired?"
...And another such drivel is meaningless from me.
It's the gorgeous, fanciful graphics, the surprise-packed story, and the unfettered fun of character-driven gameplay all taken together to which the musical accompaniment adds but a colorful bit of garnish.

As for the remastered aspects, I really don't know anything other than the new rhythm game, so I am really, really looking forward to getting to play the rest.
I wonder how the restoration of Norende is coming along.
Is Master still gaining nothing but a magic bruising when he Nothing Ventures?
Are my beloved keystones still popping dragons?
Is my dear friend Friend-Bot in good health?

Dear players, please enjoy every last minute of this game.
And if it's not too much trouble,
please let me know whether you think
el capitán Revo is still a one-hit-wonder or not!"
Signed, Revo BDHDRevo, donning a fancy fitted suit holding a gold chain in his right hand and wearing sunglasses, is dramatically sitting on an ornate red chair in front of a clock face backlit by said clock face.
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen
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Biddy Blas @swordfrotonline.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Your oomf with the worst daddy issues imaginable is about to turn your tl into a nightmare over this design
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shadow 🦋 @eisenbrave.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
#BravelyDefault #ブレイブリーデフォルト
[Meme redraw]
Airy: it is pride month, agnès. you know what that means
Agnès: huh
Agnès: what
Agnès: do you want us to awaken like
Agnès: gay crystals
Agnès: what
Airy: ...
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antdroids.bsky.social @antdroids.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
do you think gastly has an asscrack on the other side is that where the gas comes from
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
in the 1990s Capcom made an evil and satanic street fighter containing a butt naked catgirl. they went to prison for this.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD.
MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. 

AND STAY OUT!
I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY
SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK
ONTO ONE!!!
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Louise Blain @louiseblain.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
That’s not the rule and you know it.
A video on demand movie rental screen showing the title The Ring. A sentence underneath says “you have 30 days to start watching this video”
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
rawr of the wild
Two panels of a comic. The first panel features a brightly colored sparkledog with scene girl hair gazing up at a wolf howling up on a cliff. Thought bubble text: ZOMG real wild woofz!"

Second panel features the sparkledog surrounded by five realistic, neutral colored wolves. Thought bubble text: ZOMG! The pack haz accepted me as one of their own!Three comic panels featuring the same scene: the sparkleldog sits blankly in the snow surrounded by realistic wolves resting and eating a carcass. The dialogue in the last panel reads; "I miss my FREAKING xbox!"
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rata de dos pataaaaaaas @rodentiarex.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
explaining to a friend a rare case of "game to comic" synergy
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Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
holy shit it's real
I meet someone -> I'm a chuckster! -> The authorities cannot find enough evidence to make the charges stick -> The case goes cold (then it goes back to the start)
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Joan? of The Day: Dragon's Den 8
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I literally have the reverse picture of this one on my phone lmao
back view of quattro bajeena cosplayer looking out the window
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rata de dos pataaaaaaas @rodentiarex.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
playing gamecube games the way they were meant to be experienced... blown da fucc up on a 122.9 x 71.4cm tv
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Pet Rats vs Pet Mice
A dumbo rat with big sad eyes, captioned, "RATS." Text: Dude, if I don't see my bros in like 2 hours I'm gonna be cowabummed out...An illustration of a fancy mouse with white patches, captioned "MICE." Text: If I see another man in my house I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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birdblitz 🔞 // YUME PLUSHIE CAMPAIGN LIVE NOW @birdblitz.net · 29/05/2025
pov it's thursday
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sark 🫶 @sarkonline.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
bath and body works? no. back and body hurts
kamille bidan dressed like a bath and body works employee punching a figure
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
asking the girl with the swirly glasses to invent a machine that makes it all better
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Loni CB @loni.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
oh looks like a cool game [the camera pans upwards] WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is a good story to remember Peter David by.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, arbitrary many Super Appeal badges can be obtained. "Appealmaxing" by stacking 32 of them makes Mario so incredibly appealing that any audience, no matter how small (a mere 2 Goombas in the post) will cheer him on hard enough to fully restore his Star Power.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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rata de dos pataaaaaaas @rodentiarex.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
gas station adventures
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