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Rocket Punch!

@rocketpunch.bsky.social
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IT worker. Vocal artiste. Crystal Gem. Rebel scum. Husband to @jengalicious He/him

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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, that was a devastating, amazing show. Kudos to @allelitewrestling.com for putting that together. The love was truly felt. Also HE PUT HATS ON HIS WIENER DOG WHY WERE THERE NO PICTURES OF THIS
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This, and also if the Death Riders do a Death Rider Rush (or whatever it's called when they take turns slamming into some fool in the corner) with a missing man formation tonight it will break me. Just BAM, CLAUDIO! BAM, GARCIA! (Long pause) BAM, MOX! BAM, YUTA! BAM, MARINA!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
me watching this without sound: nope, too big. snuggly? apparently. but terrifyingly big. big as hell me watching this with sound: that's just a lil guy
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, we are all bastards.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What in the fuck... We're in shock. All our love to his family and friends.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like Superman without a yellow sun, if Speedball can't draw strength directly from Mother Earth through his bare feet his power diminishes over time.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit
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BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway @hbomax.bsky.social sent me a cake of my own head in the #Backrooms and it’s so accurate I’m not going to sleep for a week. Haven’t seen the movie yet? Go watch it on streaming and come back so you can share this nightmare with me.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know you’re now rolling your eyes and going “ughhh Bluesky scolllld” and I’m going to tell you right this very second you have absolutely no idea, not one fucking clue, the trauma there is from the social isolation that immunocompromised people have faced since Covid started.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just wow. For those of us who still mask everywhere because we can't it won't risk getting COVID even once because it could be fatal or massively debilitating, it sure feels great to be told that any consideration of us is "alienating." For some of us COVID never ended,
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Bob's Got Questions" #doomloop #seattle
BOB KETTLE: We need some answers from the mayor on public safety!
BOB: For starters, why did she fire the police chief? 
[CAPTION: Because he was out of town 40% of the time]
BOB: And why did it take so long for the mayor to have a press conference after the Bite of Seattle shootings? 
[CAPTION: because she had to wait for the chief and his 2 top deputies to fly back into town from a conference in Dallas]
BOB: Does the mayor even have a public safety plan?
[CAPTION: crime rates are down in all categories this year]
BOB: [pointing at caption] Can we please get rid of these text boxes? t’s very distracting[CAPTION: but you said you needed answers]
-In closing, um, crime is bad and I blame the mayor 
[CAPTION: this press conference could’ve been a Nextdoor post]
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If she did not win, I would have qualms with their choice.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My friends and I played the hell out of this, and decided the sound of a jump attack hitting then the enemy bouncing off the ground once then landing was "Vic! Thor pull" after we did it so many times. And so, the legend of Vik Thorpal was born. We even snuck him into our high school yearbook...
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hanger's alt text game remains one of the best.
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Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq. @snarkofthebeast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Petrov Neutrino @petrovneutrino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man, this new season of Ted Lasso is a real disappointment. I do find it ironic that in a season about the difficulties of getting people to back a women's team they're devoting incredibly little time to developing the characters of said team.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
About 20-30 years ago, when I worked for AT&T Wireless, I would regularly get calls from Mercer people complaining about how bad their cell service was. The reason for this was because there were few cell towers on the island because no one would allow one to be built on our near their property. /1
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who's Swerve bringing to #AEW All In? Wrong answers only 🤼
static.klipy.com
Real Doozy
Alt: A scene from Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, where the two good hearted, blood covered, rednecks are explaining the bizarre day they have had.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do not grieve. He is one with the Matrix. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...?
yahoo.com
Peter Cullen, The Voice of Optimus Prime, Has Died at 85
Peter Cullen, the Canadian voice actor who starred as Optimus Prime in a series of Transformers films, has sadly died on August 26. He was 85.
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, I'm not crying in my car on my lunch break or anything.
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 11/08/2026
Recently, critical comments about LGBT people every day make me very sad. LGBT people just want to love whom they love and live proudly as themselves—why treat that as a demand? Living as a human is a right and shouldn’t be restricted by male and female genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why is Chuck Tingle personally attacking me like this? What's next, "Apparently Pounded In My Sleep Because How Else Could I Have Hurt My Back, It Was Fine Before I Went To Bed, Getting Old Sucks"?
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'd hope for Isaac Hayes, but I'd get Chris Parnell.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Help, @amy.wrestlejoy.com my partner is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! AEW Tag Team Partner is Kyle Fletcher! Take the quiz at www.tbs.com/AEWquiz to find yours! www.tbs.com/AEWquiz
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AEW tag team partner quiz | TBS.com
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I got one of these to try to fix da Blood Axes in my Waaagh, but dey're still actin' like humies instead of proppa Orks. Am I using it wrong? #orks #warhammer
A dehumidifier
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What a dipshit, Tim Onion should tell this guy off.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A woman asks "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures "right this way, ma'am!" She holds a flowery card with many different fonts that says "Sorry for calling you 'Pathetic' during my episode.? She remarks "wow, there are so many of these and in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We literally know more about the condition of wrestling commentator Jim "JR" Ross than we do about a sitting US Senator right now.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Since Sunday is a shit day for my group to stay up late watching wrestling, we watch AEW PPVs the following weekend and try to avoid spoilers during the week. Time to see if Forbidden Door lives up to the hype!
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Beyond anything else, I love how this implies this narcissistic, doddering dipshit has any sort of meaningful interactions with his children or in any way invites their input.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Over and over again lifelong Democrat incumbents are being primaried by younger, more progressive immigrant challengers because people haven't lost faith in the idea of the Democratic Party, just the leadership of it. Every time a moderate complains, an immigrant realizes they too can run and win.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
For those centrists crying about DSA candidates beating establishment Dems: see this? This is a shitty position but it IS a position. People want leaders who take stands. Those racists in that room will vote for the racist because they know where he's at. Dems should learn a lesson from this. *
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I would like to set expectations for this book for any considering it: It is a very good book. It is neither about a very hot sandwich, nor (for those like me who got the audiobook)about a witch who specializes in fire spells.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I generally don't like cross-posting from Twitter, but Mike Young absolutely nails how the US wound up with a resurgence of the flesh-eating screwworm decades after it had been eliminated.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wow, Hokum was really good y'all.
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Stu Horvath @stuhorvath.com · 04/06/2026
Tonight, The Amazing Digital Circus finale screens in theaters and @shirachess.bsky.social explains the show's greater significance for folks who've never heard of it (you, probably).
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We are All NPCs Now: Making Sense of The Amazing Digital Circus - Unwinnable
On the eve of a movie theater finale, Shira Chess examines The Amazing Digital Circus's place in our current moment of digital dehumanization.
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 04/06/2026
Fix Your Hearts or Die - This is All Elite Wrestling @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEW
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The puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cat: he does know there's a Truck in front of us, right!? Dog: if we die, we die
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Well, that's just fucking great. On top of everything else going on, we get King Ghidorah,too.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Scalzi, can't you see," Gail posts perplexedly "I don't know what's going on With all these posts 'bout Stacy's Mom"
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I did not have "Out of all world leaders, the Pope is the one advocating for a Star Trek future" on my bingo card.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Renee: "I asked Jon how he felt about facing Kyle O'Reilly and he told me 'This is some weird pillow talk, sweetie. '" #wrestlesky #aew
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I cannot disagree with this argument.
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