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Rocket Punch!

@rocketpunch.bsky.social
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IT worker. Vocal artiste. Crystal Gem. Rebel scum. Husband to @jengalicious He/him

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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 14h
Of course, Dean is quiet but not out of confusion or judgment, but because he's thinking about what kind of dog this normal writer would have. Ooh, or if Dracula had a dog, would it be a vampire, too, or would it be a normal dog that brings out the Good Boy in Dracula like good dogs so? Or maybe..
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16h
The Wookalar at the end of the Don Knotts/Tim Conway comedy "Private Eyes".
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Edgar Allen got really excited for a second and then you took all the wind from his sails.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My guess is that his puddle of a brain thinks all Hispanics are Lucha Libre wrestlers.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, that was a devastating, amazing show. Kudos to @allelitewrestling.com for putting that together. The love was truly felt. Also HE PUT HATS ON HIS WIENER DOG WHY WERE THERE NO PICTURES OF THIS
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This, and also if the Death Riders do a Death Rider Rush (or whatever it's called when they take turns slamming into some fool in the corner) with a missing man formation tonight it will break me. Just BAM, CLAUDIO! BAM, GARCIA! (Long pause) BAM, MOX! BAM, YUTA! BAM, MARINA!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
me watching this without sound: nope, too big. snuggly? apparently. but terrifyingly big. big as hell me watching this with sound: that's just a lil guy
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, we are all bastards.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently the memorial for the Butcher was tonight, so guests there were likely getting notifications of this happening. PAC's last post was a picture of the two of them.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We just watched him last night. I can't even imagine.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What in the fuck... We're in shock. All our love to his family and friends.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like Superman without a yellow sun, if Speedball can't draw strength directly from Mother Earth through his bare feet his power diminishes over time.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I, and many others, have told him that he's really funny looking.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway @hbomax.bsky.social sent me a cake of my own head in the #Backrooms and it’s so accurate I’m not going to sleep for a week. Haven’t seen the movie yet? Go watch it on streaming and come back so you can share this nightmare with me.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Loving the NMM work you've done there.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know you’re now rolling your eyes and going “ughhh Bluesky scolllld” and I’m going to tell you right this very second you have absolutely no idea, not one fucking clue, the trauma there is from the social isolation that immunocompromised people have faced since Covid started.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people (particularly Americans) give a shit about one another was at best a massive exaggeration. Ms. Caraballo does excellent work reporting on queer issues but this disregard of those less able to take risks is infuriating.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and the ray of hope we had for a preventative vaccine was crushed by this administration, but yes, the real victims are those experiencing the bummer of having to occasionally mask up out of consideration for others. The biggest thing COVID taught us is that the idea that
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just wow. For those of us who still mask everywhere because we can't it won't risk getting COVID even once because it could be fatal or massively debilitating, it sure feels great to be told that any consideration of us is "alienating." For some of us COVID never ended,
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Bob's Got Questions" #doomloop #seattle
BOB KETTLE: We need some answers from the mayor on public safety!
BOB: For starters, why did she fire the police chief? 
[CAPTION: Because he was out of town 40% of the time]
BOB: And why did it take so long for the mayor to have a press conference after the Bite of Seattle shootings? 
[CAPTION: because she had to wait for the chief and his 2 top deputies to fly back into town from a conference in Dallas]
BOB: Does the mayor even have a public safety plan?
[CAPTION: crime rates are down in all categories this year]
BOB: [pointing at caption] Can we please get rid of these text boxes? t’s very distracting[CAPTION: but you said you needed answers]
-In closing, um, crime is bad and I blame the mayor 
[CAPTION: this press conference could’ve been a Nextdoor post]
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like one to keep their bowls separate from other cats? We use this one for our three, would guess they're available in the Great White North. Sure Petcare -SureFlap - SureFeed... www.amazon.com/dp/B00O0UIPTY?
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Pet Supplies : Sure Petcare -SureFlap - SureFeed - Microchip Pet Feeder - Selective-Automatic Pet Feeder Makes Meal Times Stress-Free, Suitable for Both Wet and Dry Food - MPF001 : Amazon.com
Find Sure Petcare -SureFlap - SureFeed - Microchip Pet Feeder - Selective-Automatic Pet Feeder Makes Meal Times Stress-Free, Suitable for Both Wet and Dry Food - MPF001 and more at Amazon.com
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They are threatened by the Headless Horseman and his Steed, both of whom have enormous bazongas, real back-breaking honkers. 2/2 #UNPROMPTED
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From my limited experience with AI prompts people use, here goes: A down on her luck waitress with giant breasts loses her father and goes on a road trip with her estranged sister, who also has huge boobs, to his estate and end up going over a haunted bridge that deposits them in Sleepy Hollow. 1/2
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How dare you forget the legendary run of Shoulders Torelli?
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always has been.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jen and I send our love to you.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If she did not win, I would have qualms with their choice.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My friends and I played the hell out of this, and decided the sound of a jump attack hitting then the enemy bouncing off the ground once then landing was "Vic! Thor pull" after we did it so many times. And so, the legend of Vik Thorpal was born. We even snuck him into our high school yearbook...
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hanger's alt text game remains one of the best.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't forget Predator (though not a slasher)!
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And in honor of him, you should name it the "Fuck Lariat".
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today I learned that the accepted onomatopoeia for that reveal is "BIBIBIBIBIBI"
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Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq. @snarkofthebeast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Petrov Neutrino @petrovneutrino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pounded By The Realization That The Real Chuck Tingle Was The Friends We Made Along The Way.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man, this new season of Ted Lasso is a real disappointment. I do find it ironic that in a season about the difficulties of getting people to back a women's team they're devoting incredibly little time to developing the characters of said team.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You can buy it still (I'm assuming you're using HBO) but you have to go to their site hbomax.com/aew I just did a couple of minutes ago
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Watch AEW | Stream Live Wrestling on HBO Max
Watch AEW and stream live wrestling on HBO Max. Plans start at $10.99/month.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a bit longer then hang up after that. The issue is now resolved as companies now build hidden towers in schools and such, so they get service without "eyesores" and "all the health problems" (except their kids are right next to them all day?), but it was my first exposure to those NIMBY pricks. /3
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They would be the worst Karen/Karl types all about how much they paid and why won't we fix this, and after a few of these calls I just started telling them, very politely, about who they could contact to talk about building a tower on their property to fix the issue. They would splutter and rage /2
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
About 20-30 years ago, when I worked for AT&T Wireless, I would regularly get calls from Mercer people complaining about how bad their cell service was. The reason for this was because there were few cell towers on the island because no one would allow one to be built on our near their property. /1
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"They pay Doom in woims! WOIMS!"
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who's Swerve bringing to #AEW All In? Wrong answers only 🤼
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Real Doozy
Alt: A scene from Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, where the two good hearted, blood covered, rednecks are explaining the bizarre day they have had.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's not available in the US for subscription yet.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh yeah, I say that like I'm not crying at my desk.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do not grieve. He is one with the Matrix. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...?
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Peter Cullen, The Voice of Optimus Prime, Has Died at 85
Peter Cullen, the Canadian voice actor who starred as Optimus Prime in a series of Transformers films, has sadly died on August 26. He was 85.
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-
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