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Rocket Punch!

@rocketpunch.bsky.social
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IT worker. Vocal artiste. Crystal Gem. Rebel scum. Husband to @jengalicious He/him

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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And it had to rub it in by saying I'm an honorary DCF member, too :'(
My tag team partner is Kyle Fletcher, and I'm an honorary member of the Don Callis Family because apparently I'm an awful person.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I got one of these to try to fix da Blood Axes in my Waaagh, but dey're still actin' like humies instead of proppa Orks. Am I using it wrong? #orks #warhammer
A dehumidifier
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's this a gif of Steven Universe or Tony Khan? Who can tell?
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I cannot disagree with this argument.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Portrait of the Tartt Family"
Jamie Tartt from "Ted Lasso" describing his parents splitting up when he was "a sexy little baby."
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
The droids C1-10P ("Chopper), K2-SO, and R2-D2 from Star Wars
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORYYYYYY #AEWCollision
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Okay, I laughed.
The superhero Moon Knight saying to other heroes, "... and he was like 'fuck, marry, kill?" And I'm just like, "Tarzan, these are all just pictures of gorillas."
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm guessing it wasn't something that would hurt the feelings of a straight, white man, so FB wouldn't care about your report,to which I say:
A man with a noose around his neck about to be executed asking another executee if it's their first time being hung.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I love these non-toxic, love proving sons of bitches so much. #aew #wrestlesky @truthmagnum.bsky.social
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A group of stage magicians, one of which is in an actual wizard costume, standing together on a stairway looking serious. The front one is holding a sign that says "we demand to be taken seriously".
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Not the fat bird I was expecting, Lum
An image of a very round bird from the game Hatoful Boyfriend, where your human protagonist tries to woo actual birds in a world ruled by them.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Is it just me or is Marina Shafir serving up real Pearl Forrester vibes this week?
Professional wrestler Marina ShafirMST3K super villain Pearl Forrester
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Found at Homegoods today: a ghost doing its best Don Callis impression. "Yo soy HECHICEROOOOOOOOOOOO" #aew #wrestlesky
A figurine of a classic, white sheet ghost with its mouth open in a comically large oval.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Hooooonk
Goose Rider, a cartoon parody of Ghost Rider which is a sort of cartoon ghost with hollow eyes dressed in a blue jumpsuit and riding a flaming motorcycle. He is surrounded by "honk" sound effects not because he's using the bike's horn, but because he is a goose.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Got my copy of the Lower Decks 1-6 yesterday and man, I had not realized how much I missed the "authors commentary"at the bottom of the page by @ryannorth.ca after Squirrel Girl.
The cover of the graphic novel compilation of Star Trek: Lower Decks 1-6, "Second Contact "
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
You're telling me Alien: Earth's Sydney Chandler ISN'T related to Kevin Durand? Huh. She totally gives me his vibe there.
Actor Sydney Chandler in a suit. Actor Kevin Durant
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Okay, seriously AEW veterans, is Megan Bayne modeling her look on Sybil Danning in Battle Beyond the Stars? #aew #wrestlesky
Pro wrestler Megan Bayne in her entrance costume looking like a comic book valkyrieActress Sybil Danning in her costume from Battle Beyond the Stars looking like a space valkyrie
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Then Alex followed up with yelling "STOOORM" back at her and it was a lock. Then this video tore me up and I'm all in. 2/2
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
You can read about it here, with the names changed and adjusted for inflation in 1978: 2/
The cover of Marvel Comics' Godzilla #9: Last Gamble in Las Vegas!
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
An image of the "tonight's episode" title card of the police station from Police Squad! that reads: tonight's episode: FUCK all of these FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKS
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I was thinking after the first part that Rhea was going to continue to be out wrestled and just snap and turn heel with pure violent brutality to win, but then they both went down and it hit me: this is where Naomi cashes in. Now Rhea and Iyo can form Team Uppies
Rhea Ripley carries Iyo Skye like a baby from the ring. It is adorable.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Often heard in our household is "Poop! POOOOOOOP! Pooppooppoop! THBBPFFFFT! Poop!"
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Working on my Beast figure for Marvel Crisis Protocol, and what's that book he's reading while being outraged at the combative interruptions from the other team? @elienyc.bsky.social might know for sure...
A painted model of Beast from the X-Men reading a book while clinging to metal wreckage.A close up of a painted model of Beast from the X-Men and the book he's holding is a tiny, poorly painted representation of the cover of Elie Mystal's Allow Me To Retort.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Aw yeah
A whole bunch of Disney Infinity figures on a shelf, in front of a 10th anniversary Disneyland photo.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Me: It's a what? Jay: It's a mister! A MISTER! Suddenly Appearing Marty Feldman:
A picture of actor Marty Feldman with the word "yes?" imposed over it.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
What's a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
The poster for the film Incident at Loch Ness, starring Werner Herzog.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
FIRE UP THAT LOUD ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS (beat drop)
Laura Loomer & @LauraLoomer
Replying to @drprevost
WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A farewell to this legend who never lost her touch.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
But he is an angel, Mal
This is Poe, a grey and white cat who definitely didn't bite Mal's foot on a couple of occasions.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
(Randy Orton comes out) @jengalicious.bsky.social: Is this day off Randy? Me: He's just putting in a half day. Jen: Got some paperwork to finish. Me: Trying to get a jump on next week. Jen: Going in when no one else is in so he's not constantly interrupted by messages on Teams. #wwesmackdown
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Okay, Iyo Skye is out there, but she's supposed to be signing the contract with Bianca Belair, not this mild mannered reporter. #wweraw
WWE champion Iyo Skye sits across from... Bianca Belair? But Bianca doesn't wear glasses!?
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Kevin, the lovable dolt from Ghostbusters, holding up two shirtless pictures of himself in different poses holding a saxophone and asking which one makes him look more like a doctor.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
For you, Gail. I appreciate you goofball light in the darkness.
A post by Gail Simone about why she posts jokes. Picture of noted dumbass and terrible person Rob Schneider
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It wasn't until I randomly put on the face paint that I realized my Saints Row character was Gideon Nav.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Finished my "counts as" Askurgan Trueblades (aside from waiting on some bases/basing) #WarhammerCommunity
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Without downloading new pictures/videos, where are you mentally?
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Help, I'm a cryptid trying to hide my existence from humanity, but I'm dummy thicc and the clapping of my cheeks keeps giving away my location!"
A close up of a Bigfoot statue's ass cheeks, which give Mothman a run for his money in the cryptid dump truck competition.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
For my birthday my wonderful wife bought me a lawn sculpture of what I thought was a sasquatch, but is actually an ass-quatch. Look at them cakes!
A sculpture of Bigfoot caught midstride, looking to its rightA sculpture of Bigfoot from the back, where you can see the generous booty out has been graced with.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
1/2 The film Werewolves is a dumb, fun, action fest that put very little thought into the plot but a surprising amount into monster design and makeup. One thing I loved: all those who transformed during the previous supermoon have these scars on them:
A close up of a shirtless man's torso with scars around the ribcage. He is wearing an enormous collar with a chain on it to restrain the huge neck of the werewolf he's about to become.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tonight you’ll be visited by 3 spirits -but quote post the 3 spirits you WANT!
Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, and Steve Rogers, the spirits of Captain America past, present, and future?
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you see this, post a vampire.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Boo yah, still got it.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Finally, our latest addition is Israel "Izzy" Paws, and he is our little love bug who drools excessively when he's happy. None of that has any bearing on why we chose his name, but we love both him and the character so much.
A black cat relaxing on the back of a couch. He is intensely focused on something off camera, with just a hint of a blep poking through.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Poe, our handsomest himbo, is sweet, at times naughty, and dumb as a box of rocks.
A Grey and white tabby cat curled up asleep in a cardboard box. The curl of his mouth makes him look like he is smiling.
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