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@robwitts.bsky.social
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a guy who hangs around universities and opera houses

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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 9h
tiny, wailing robert jenrick
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Joanna Wyld @joannawyld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my brothers passed this outstanding sign today
Road sign: 
Brentwood 
Chipping Ongar
Industrial Estates
*Secret Nuclear Bunker*
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Dan @danielorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when the big brain columnists queued up to pooh pooh the idea that you could plant more than one tree at a time and in multiple places at once?
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i solved infinite personalized music by reading John Cage, guess we're built different
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love everything about this except that the backing track is in the wrong key for the snippet of singing & that would have been an easy fix
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm making a documentary about the RLNI situation and I am contacting various organisations. However I thought I'd turn to bluesky as well, I'm looking to interview people either connected to the RNLI, to refugees/those working with refugees and also with counter-protestors. Please share.
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just sharing this to ruin your day
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oops! I hacked a statistics portal containing private data for a government healthcare scheme. That’s on me, and you’re right to point it out. Would you like me to draft an email informing them of what happened? If you like I can schedule it to send in a few months.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These far right thugs need locking up. They are deliberately putting lives at risk. If protesting a genocide can be treated as terrorism how are their actions not. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
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Bijan Parsia @bparsia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not doing normal enforcement against obvious criminality is bad enough. Doing extreme enforcement against relatively peaceful protesters while simultaneously not doing any against life threateningly violent people on viewpoint is wildly corrosive.
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Jack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"people feel it's becoming harder to disagree" Oh, yeah, in comparison to when? How hard did they think it was to disagree 5 years ago? 10 years ago? 50 years ago? How do disagreements over immigration now compare with, I dunno, the 1970s? How "well" did people disagree over the miners strike?
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
literally thousands of jobs in higher education were cut *last year alone* and there's been almost no media coverage and no government action
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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.
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Matt Muir @mattmuir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As it happens I attended one of Samuel Leeds' 'property workshops' last year and wrote this (which no fucker wanted at the time, so you can have it all for free - it's not totally shit imho) docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com
Who is Samuel Leeds
Who is Samuel Leeds? Samuel Leeds, per the hypeman hammering-home the sell-lines ahead of the Samuel Leeds (it’s important to use his full name at all times - branding matters) Crash Course in Prope...
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do you want to hear Steve Reich talking about John Coltrane? OF COURSE YOU DO it's gorgeous www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
bbc.co.uk
The Essay - Coltrane's Sound - Steve Reich - BBC Sounds
Ashley Kahn speaks to the composer Steve Reich about the music of John Coltrane.
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new Paradise Towers remake sounds rad
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The military bloat of the massive SUVs on the school run is getting ridiculous. You're there to take a child home for tea, not transport a pallet of shrinkwrapped banknotes through the fall of Basra.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 20/09/2026
Gotta post the original: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
mcsweeneys.net
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the sixteenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 19/09/2026
this is so fucking racist i could scream
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My ideal situation would be, essentially, we get to a place where a kid from a South London council estate could, if they so wished, go to the local youth centre and learn to play the violin. But, then, we come back to this, the reason it will never happen:
Helen Lewis • @helenlewis
Corbyn: "There is a poet, a painting, a novel, a play in all of us." DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM JEREMY.
8:22 pm • 21 Aug 16
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
couldn't happen to a nicer guy
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember when the Guardian fired Dawn Foster for calling this guy out
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NINETY programmes, fucking hell
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone sent me the call for this and I spent a good hour trying to find a way I could get to Scotland before sanity was restored share.google/Lo0AJLnGl60Z...
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It’s going to be a blast: why 100 tubas are heading for a garden in Haddington
Anthony Braxton’s colossal Composition No 19 (for 100 Tubas) has never been performed outside the US so its arrival at the Lammermuir festival merits a mighty fanfare
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 17/09/2026
As I warned you: the superstar media darling AI quitter is explicitly agreeing with Trump and claiming climate threats are "overplayed". Effective altruism / rationalism is a cult of broken priorities that denies the threat of fossil fuels. This is why Anthropic loves burning gas for power.
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Aurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 17/09/2026
It was confirmed yesterday that the centre left coalition won the election in Sweden As predicted, with the far right performing poorly, coverage has almost entirely vanished from international media
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Genuinely: where is the Prime Minister? Critical infrastructure has been occupied by a fascist paramilitary, volunteers who save people's lives have been threatened and it seems to have gone unremarked upon.
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
on current AI discourse
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Aurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 17/09/2026
To address the threats of the climate crisis, AI (and reactionary tech billionaires), inequalities, failing public services, the rise of fascism etc, all we are being served is more of the same We know there are solutions and we know they are popular but these would require democratic societies
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is a really extraordinary interview in so many ways
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Dr Eleanor Shaw @eleanorshaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fancy coming to work with me at the British Library? Part time for 18 months, collecting oral histories about covid and thinking about covid commemoration. www.nationalmuseums.org.uk/jobs/job/228...
nationalmuseums.org.uk
Jobs - National Museum Directors' Council Website
Association of directors and chief executives of the UK's national museums, galleries, libraries and archives.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Piddington village green with Wicker Man
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/09/2026
I mean really frankly I don’t think there should be asylum camps at all; that’s entirely an artefact of the government doing insane hostile stuff to slow down asylum case processing to insane levels, but since we’re here,
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Middle England today
Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'm looking at alllll the people i know who have flown for multiple holidays this year
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tapping the sign. There is a solution to the “problem“ of the *scary* (ooooOOOOooh spooky) asylum centre and its to just treat them as normal people and start integrating them into society the moment they get here and just find them homes
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i think the thing to do it take this absolutely seriously, get the parish council to publish their plans for secession and put up full border checks on Ludgershall Road
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am so tired of nasty, insular, smug gits playing PR stunts to prevent people finding safety. I say grant them independence and then see how they react to facing immigration restrictions when they want to do a big shop or work. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.
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Paul Carey Jones @paulcareyjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The most important article on opera I’ve read for many years, from @andrewpotterbass.bsky.social. Singers accept that the career comes with the risk of being out of work at times. But when they can’t afford to be in work, it has to be a wake-up call for the industry. operawire.com/editorial-wh...
operawire.com
Why I'm Retiring from Staged Opera at 43 - OperaWire
I am 43-years-old.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone in the thread pointed out this village is RIGHT next to a men's prison full of actual criminals - w a dedicated sex offender wing - & nobody's been so distressed by that they've had to stop litter picking In checking this I discovered they're also next to a village called Horton Cum Studly.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The fact that Universities are on their absolute boney arse and no one gives one single fuck is baffling, infuriating and deeply upsetting. I'm not leaving HE because I fancied a change, I'm leaving HE because after nearly 20 years in red brick, specialist and Post-92 institutions its just SHIT now
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rob witts @robwitts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is good by Brian Cantrill on the AI extinction claims that are, at the very least, unproven and irresponsible bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...
To those who — like Coxon — are gripped with unwavering fear, this will be of little solace. But to those who are hearing these fears for the first time: know that your incredulity is warranted. We should heed the wisdom of the late Carl Sagan that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence: the claims from Coxon and his ilk are the most extraordinary a technologist can make, and we must demand evidence commensurate with the claims.

That said, we should not expect the public to understand LLMs, critical infrastructure, bioweapons, extinction biology, etc. — that burden must lie with those making the claim. The lesson that I learned (shamefully) decades ago is that domain experts, by way of their expertise, implicitly hold the public’s trust — and we must not abuse it. It is incumbent upon us to be circumspect in our claims — and maximally so when raising the alarm.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of all the remakes, "racist Passport to Pimlico" was not on my bingo card www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Why is Piddington in Oxfordshire holding a referendum on leaving the UK?
Residents of Piddington, near Bicester, will vote in a symbolic referendum on Tuesday.
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Daniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes:
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredibly important piece about the misery and harm caused by extortionate immigration fees, please do take a few minutes to read >
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