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Rob Teszka

@robteszka.bsky.social
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I'm a former academic, semi-professional magician, and partially-trained clown who used to work on the railway and now gives historical walking tours. But I have interesting hobbies! ... Get tickets for my various shows at robteszka.ctcin.bio

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[under breath] holy fuckin shit
Cinemagic theatre with three movies on the marquee: starship troopers, mars attacks and tremors
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Social Media in 2035
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I think if there was a Dairy Queen between the Skytrain and my apartment I would be so much fatter
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Stram @strampunch.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
sharing this... for reasons
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Well this is enormously enjoyable youtu.be/NZx9fAk22Qg?...
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BOO!!! - A Halloween Music Video
YouTube video by Piemations
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I stumbled upon this wonderful, extremely niche essay about poetry, close reading, odd fads, T.S. Eliot, animal imagery, and the infamous cryptic crossword setter Torquemada: publicdomainreview.org/essay/beastl...
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Beastly Clues: T. S. Eliot, Torquemada, and the Modernist Crossword
Just a few years after The Waste Land appeared — a poem whose difficulty critics compared to some “pompous cross-word puzzle” — Edward Powys Mathers (alias: Torquemada) pioneered the cryptic: a puzzl...
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I think it would be pretty fun if, whenever someone would write "THIS" underneath a post they vociferously agreed with They instead wrote "Quite."
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." - Emo Phillips Just been thinking about this line more and more, recently...
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This article for @thetyee.ca is fantastic and wonderfully timed as I have just been thinking about how Vancouver seems to be afraid of standing out, fashion-wise--and yet whenever I'm out and about in period dress after a tour, so many people enjoy the hat & bow tie. Wear what makes you smile!
thetyee.ca
Look Out, Vancouver! I’m Dressing for Joy | The Tyee
Regional blandness was getting me down. Here’s how I turned things around.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I am genuinely offended that Spotify's discovery playlist keeps recommending me electroswing no matter how much I don't listen to it
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I genuinely think the reason execs were so certain AI could replace other workers is that they know it could replace them and they just assume everyone else does as little real work as they do.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Oh hey, a petition to save one of vanishingly few independent cinemas in the Vancouver metro area: chng.it/HmbZ8pzrYV The Hollywood 3--previously Harris Road Cinemas--fuckin *rules*. A local, independent, second-run house with cheap popcorn! Guess what?
chng.it
Sign the Petition
Save Hollywood 3 Theatre in Pitt Meadows
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I really like this article by Ashima Shukla in SFU'S student paper, The Peak: the-peak.ca/2025/06/the-... It captures one of the things that I fundamentally dislike about AI
the-peak.ca
The crisis in education isn’t AI — it’s meaning
By: Ashima Shukla, Staff Writer In the age of AI, effort has become optional. As students, we no longer need to flip through textbooks or reread chapters. As one homework app asks, “Why scroll thro…
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la loca toñ @apriego87.eurosky.social · 10/06/2025
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I think, from now on, every time someone mentions "AI" I'm gonna go "oh, fancy autocomplete?"
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I love a headline that can be responded to with just "Good." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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A Third of Conservative Millionaires Say They’re More Likely to Leave Canada Now
More Conservative millionaires are thinking about leaving Canada than their Liberal counterparts with the right-leaning party at risk of losing a fourth straight election.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
An idle thought on the way to a haircut: If you like everything, you have no taste.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
"Big breakthroughs, big changes, always come because at some moment you are taking yourself out of your comfort zone, and this will never be an optimization process. Optimizing everything results in missing opportunities sometimes." - Alessio Figalli
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I have an essay in this week’s @bloomberg.com Weekend Edition about ticket stubs and memory and how the ways we catalog our own pasts have been changed by the internet. I’m really proud of it and I hope you’ll read it. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
What We Lose When Our Memories Exist Entirely in Our Phones
The act of putting something aside is an exercise in remembering.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Ew who even uses Google anymore futurism.com/the-byte/goo...
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Google Announces "AI Mode" For Search Results That Only Shows You AI Slop
Google, has announced that it's going to expand its infamously terrible and ad-inundated AI Overviews feature.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
How doth the welsh-cake function? The welsh-cake functions thus: t'is fried in pan upon the hob, with a minimum of fuss.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
In 1890, the Tariff Act came into place in the United States. It placed tariffs on imports of up to 50%. While touted as a way to build American industry, there was also the hope it would force an annexation of Canada. It backfired. Let's learn more. 🧵1/10
The image is a black-and-white political cartoon depicting a man in a suit standing behind a counter labeled "Republican Platform." He is holding a bottle labeled "Untaxed Whiskey, 20¢ Gal." in one hand and a piece of cloth labeled "War-Taxed Common Cloth, Tariff 84%" in the other. Above the counter, a sign reads, "If you don’t see what you want, ask for it." The cartoon, signed by W.A. Rogers, appears to satirize the Republican Party's economic policies, highlighting the disparity in taxation between luxury items like whiskey and essential goods like cloth.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Actually, while we're on the subject, Matt Disero had some stuff to say and he's bloody right. There's an incredible amount if homegrown talent in Canada. "Buy Canadian" isn't just for groceries.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The arts in Canada have a marketing problem, argues Max Wyman in the Tyee: thetyee.ca/Culture/2025... "Right now, nobody cares."
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To Save the Arts, Blow Up the Old Ways | The Tyee
It’s time to publicly reimagine what the sector can really do, and why it matters.
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The caption for this photo just said "Man and owl, 1920's, Sweden," but I know a warlock when I see one.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Oh my goodness this is wonderful www.flashgamehistory.com And interactive love letter to a gloriously creative era of the internet. Tools that make it easy for anyone to make things and share them are good.
flashgamehistory.com
How Flash games shaped the video game industry
Flash is dead. But the influence of Flash games on modern gameplay is inescapable.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
"... in the age of AI. Unique ideas and critical thinking are more valuable than ever. The craft of writing looks like it will go the way of cursive based on our current trajectory. People who can uniquely and independently articulate their own ideas have an advantage." pjonori.blog/posts/own-wh...
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Own what’s yours
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Message to the grifter king from Canada: "We will have no parley with you, or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst and we will do our best. We do not expect to hit without being hit back, and we intend with every week that passes to hit harder." - Winston Churchill
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Dangit the @thebeaverton.com got me again
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 12/01/2025
STOP. ASKING. CHATGPT THINGS. TO OWN IT. We all know it's bad and it can't count the number of Rs in strawberry. Quit boiling the planet with your fucking dunks
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Uuurgh why did I have to look at my phone this morning. Waking up to another even worse round of credible evidence that Neil Gaiman is a psychopathic rapist is a hell of a way to start the day.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If you don't enjoy the difficult process of making art then you'll never be an artist. The gratification of art doesn't come from money, fame or awards. It comes from doing the work and realizing a vision. If you have to circumvent that process then you'll never know what it's like to make art.
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Exeunt Press 💀🎲 @exeunt.press · 12/01/2025
The last one like this that comes to mind was when I kept thinking about how game components store varying amounts of information: www.skeletoncodemachine.com/p/storing-in...
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Storing information with components
Exploring how much information is stored in a deck of cards.
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Gouda Sofia @updrafter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This is legitimately good advice and we should take it seriously
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/01/2025
Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome…
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Right we have a fresh new year now don't fuck it up this time ok?
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You know bluesky is a good place of the old internet when people are talking about hamsterdance
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 14/12/2024
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Oh what a surpriiiise I'm so shocked www.npr.org/2024/12/17/n...
npr.org
Tradwife life isn't as good as it looks on TikTok – just ask former tradwives
Tradwives make it look glamorous to quit the workforce to stay home with the kids. But women who have tried the lifestyle themselves say there's a lot you're not seeing on TikTok.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
There's something uniquely frustrating about spending over an hour getting cancelled on by multiple uber and lyft drivers for a journey that would take only 25 minutes.
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
On my way to perform mingling magic at my last Christmas gig of the season. I spent 4hrs earlier working through descriptions of Card Thru Handkerchief in like 12 different books. Guess what I'm gonna perform a lot tonight? JUST KIDDING I'm gonna do tricks about fake pirates, weed, and dumb jokes
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Ooooh shit you got me. I got got. Wooooff
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Overhead, trudging through the rain downtown: "Look, I didn't know it was unethical..." OOOOO THE INTRIGUE
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/12/2024
love actually is kind of a fucked up movie when you think about it. a lot of people dont realize this but its set in england
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/12/2024
I have 214.6K followers, and I figure at least some of them are looking to gift books this holiday season, so: HEY AUTHORS OF BLUESKY: In the comments to this post, tell us (briefly!) about your most recent book, and put in a link to where people can learn more and/or buy the book in question. Go!
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Rob Teszka @robteszka.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Amazing Kreskin died! Who could have predicted that variety.com/2024/tv/news...
variety.com
Kreskin, Renowned Mentalist, Dies at 89
Kreskin (aka The Amazing Kreskin), the renowned mentalist who had his own TV programs in the 1970s, has died. He was 89.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 09/12/2024
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