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🍐 Old. Disabled. Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko. Anti censorship. No minors 🔞 No AI 🚫💚

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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 13h
These are the men that want kids to ‘carry on their legacy’ they don’t actually want children they want a biological trophy
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 13h
What isn’t?
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 13h
Do they not realise that having children is optional? It’s fine to not have them if you don’t want them. If you can’t be arsed to do the basics don’t have kids it’s not complicated even ChatGPT could probably understand
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 13h
There are many things involving raising children that I do not want to do so I don’t have any. AI bros follow me for more tips
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 15h
And no one was surprised
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 17h
Clive Russell who played Andy’s dad in Uncle was in an old episode of Casualty (British medical drama) and I turned to my partner and said ‘He kissed Con’
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 17h
How I arrived on Bsky
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Dr House Is Down
Alt: House and Wilson walking through the hospital as House’s cane breaks and he falls on the floor and looks confused
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 17h
I love seeing insecure men losing their minds over other men having fun and being silly
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 17h
No
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 17h
Worm soup
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 17h
Soup kitty and soup frog need to get soup together
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Little pirate whore @highwaystars.bsky.social · 21h
Calico Jack
A fridge that has a clear plastic bag containing a can of mountain dew, a small bottle of green liqueur, and a small bottle of vodka, the bag is labelled "Mount and Dew Me"
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 22h
Give the ghost the keys and move out
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 22h
My partner was brought up Quaker and I still can’t quite get my head around meetings as someone brought up very loosely CofE and was then forced to go to an Anglo-Catholic church as part of guides
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is canon
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Edit of Izzy texting Calico Jack. The name of the contact is ‘Jack (guy from grindr)

Jack: heyy. tell me more about yourself 
Izzy: *sends a PDF titled ‘About me’
Jsck: a pdf…? 
Izzy: Yes I’m tired of telling people about myself.
Jack: do you have autoism? 
Izzy: It’s spelled “autism” and it’s explain at page 81, in the third paragraph under the “Health Conditions” sections
Jack: i think i’m in love with you
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Played email tag with the hospital and needed to confirm whether an appointment time was available so my friend knew whether to move her driving theory test. I tried phoning them and the voicemail told me to email 🙃
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once you get past the crippling social anxiety I’m actually really annoying
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Owinous @owinous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's #IneffableKinktober2026 card for a cause is here! Today's prompt: Collar/leash #asanthony #go3
Asa holding a leash attached to Anthony, who is wearing a collar and nothing else. Anthony has a dreamy smile on his face.
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this feels like a kinktober prompt
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go and rest
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There he is
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Tricksy Spirit 👻🤍🖤 @tricksyspirit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AU where it’s Crowley who opened a shop 🤣
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Oni @onidraws.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wait I made the meme
The simsons "don't make me tap the sign" meme with written as a text :  "If you post A/I pictures or have a banner/avatar A/I generated, I will absolutely block you."
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KittyMewes @kittymewes.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Spookyween Part 2: Electric Boogaloo! I snuck in a second quick Halloween doodle and this time it's Izzy's first time carving pumpkins! He's VERY focused on the task at hand. 🎃🔪 #OFMD #IzzyHands #StedeBonnet #stizzy
A chibi style digital drawing/ doodle of Stede and Izzy sitting on spread out newspapers with pumpkins the size of their bodies on their laps. Stede's is carved into a classic jack-o'-lantern while Izzy works on scooping the innards from his. Behind them is a starry night sky.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Naniiebim Store open! @naniiebim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Conventions 2026 10th Oct (Sat)- SCARF Table 38 18th Oct (Sun)- Leeds Unleashed 23-25th Oct- London MCM table E-02 AA
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
House sitting behind his desk with a milkshake and a speech bubble below him implying he’s saying the quoted post
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A meme featuring Rachel McAdams as Regina George from the movie Mean Girls looking skeptical and annoyed. Overlaid text reads: “I wish mermaids and fairies existed!” Oh pls yall couldn’t handle genders, Races, and religions.
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now I need a rabies vaccine
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The screaming will continue until healthcare improves! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[opossum screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
still so sad OFMD got cancelled after a single season but happy three years to that weird experimental edizzy horror project
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It always tries to uncapitalise House. I’m talking about the living environment I’m talking about the limping hate crime
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 3 year anniversary to the incredibly brave and unflinching 15 minute gun fellatio divorce scene Conathan really acted with his entire O'Nussy It's a shame the rest of season 2 got lost in the fire I can only assume that Izzy lived happily ever after as a beloved pet in Spanish Jackie's harem
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Izzy Hands: Slay Babygirl Moment
Alt: Izzy Hands: Slay Babygirl Moment
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#GarlicSoupWeek and #OFMDKinktober crossover science experiment 💕
Redraw of discredited arousal measurement set up. Archie and jim are in the foreground. Archie points excitedly at the rest of the scene. Jim is frantically recording the output of a machine on their clipboard . There are two machines showing matching graphs with a huge spike recently on the slider from x to heart. The machines are hooked up to Zheng and Olus crotches. They are facing away from the viewer watching a projector. On the projector is Jim eating Archie s pussy. Text at the bottom says "There are easier ways to detect interest in a four-way, but the arouse-o-meter is the most scientific."
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The dog may be safe but the owners shins are not
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an edit of a text conversation. 
Calico Jack: I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life.
Izzy Hands: I get up at 5AM
Calico Jack: AHH fuck
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 2: Oral Fixation Stede putting his mouth to good use with Izzy 😜 #stizzy #ofmdnsfw
Izzy in profile view, sitting naked. He's bound in a rope chest harness with his arms behind his back, collared with a rope attached to the wall behind him, and gagged with a ball gag. Stede is kneeling between his legs and is eating him out, with one hand resting on Izzy's knee.Side view of Izzy naked laying on his back, bound in a rope chest harness, with his arms behind his back, gagged with a ball gag. His eyes are closed and face flushed. Stede is on top of him, also naked, one hand braced against Izzy's stomach, biting his nipple.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 3: Monsterfucking release the kraken but its stede on izzy 🐙 #stizzy #ofmdnsfw
Izzy naked and facedown, arms pinned behind his back and ass in the air. Kraken Stede is behind him, clawed hands on Izzy's ass, with light bloody scratches on Izzy. Teal tentacles are wrapped around Izzy's arms and legs, and fucking both his holes.
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hideplueshi.bsky.social @hideplueshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bringing this back for day 4 bc I don't have energy to draw today #OFMDWhumptober #ofmd #ofmdart #EdIzzy #izzyhands
Watercolour drawing of Izzy Hands and Edward Teach from the series Our Flag means Death in a modern AU setting, shown from head to chest. Izzy has a sidecut and is gagged, wearing a spiked dog collar and a leather vest, Ed has a full beard and is wearing a studded leather jacket and fingerless glove, tugging at the collar/leash with two fingers.
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 04/10/2026
End the genocide. Drop the charges. De-proscribe Palestine Action.
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's, like 2 days left to get in on this!!! GO! DONATE! AAAAAAA
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love him
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Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just remembered Dave's story from one of the meets at TNUC. (Paraphrased a bit, since my memory is mince) Dave: They told me Fang's name was Kevin and I told my mate I don't think any Samoans are called Kevin 🥺 and he turns to me and says "bro, *my* name is Kevin" 😂😂😂😂😂 #ofmd
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My connective tissue is more ‘connective-ish’
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fang would be the strawberry ones
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 02/10/2026
“While our councils are delivering in their communities, we fight for change on the national level too so that we can all have a place we call home." Zack Polanski on Green action on housing, locally and nationally.
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one last contribution to #EdsSensualSeptember
Pin up style drawing of chubby Ed in pearl lingerie on a pink background
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