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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Kevin Long should have been fired 3 years ago.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pictured: two guys who were ejected before the game started.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Souplantation coming back is proof that there is still good left in the world.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you’re in the fort you made in the basement, but you hear mom say the pizza rolls are ready

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tired: throwing a deep shot because the opponent went offsides and you know you have a free play wired: targeting the QB because the offense committed holding and you know it offsets

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The fact those two penalties offset shows how much the NFL really cares about player safety.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MLB there is nothing stopping you from starting the lockout right now!!!

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You ever wonder how every player who comes to the Phillies immediately turns into a pumpkin at the plate? It’s definitely just a weird coincidence and not their hitting coach or general approach to the game.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sounds of eating this should be the National Anthem

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Phillies fans if you don’t love this you just don’t love Phillies baseball!

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Phillies #1 priority this offseason HAS to be extending Kevin Long.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

REPORT: Nick Bosa could return this season if Mike Pence would just do the right thing.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The GTAVI Collector's Edition looks sick

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Imagine your captain popping out of the cabin to greet the passengers and he looks like Baloo in Tailspin.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

god this is good

flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine.

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the farmers almanac of covid forecasting

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

we are on the precipice of a generational OSU choke

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“You do my dad's legacy and the legacy of all these victims no honor by using this tragedy to spread hate…I've had to grow up and spend the past 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers and sisters, to hate on people who don't look like them."

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The worst part of 9/11 is the performative patriotism to see who can be the most sad and were personally impacted by something that happened when they were in elementary school in a different part of the country.

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phylan @phylan.website · 11/09/2026

welcome to a very special edition of Tuesday Night Football. we are minutes away from the Browns taking on the Colts live from South Tarawa Municipal Sporting Grounds on a beautiful evening in Kiribati

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ReSkeet if you did as much as Myles Garrett did tonight.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why didn’t the Rams, the “better” team, just arrive earlier to avoid the jet lag? What are they stupid?

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hate how much our mayor stinks

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Chobani investing over $1.2b to build a yogurt plant in Pennsylvania. It's clear they're coming here because of our culture.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Unfortunately he’s not good

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My favorite part of this field of dreams game is that the MLB made these awesome throwback uniforms for both teams and then proceeded to not make enough available for people to buy after the first day.

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Kevin Long’s continued employment over the past 3 years is domestic and economic terrorism

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

smart man, these things owned

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Bort Taiber @robothero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

so the #Phillies announce their absolutely perfect Field of Dreams uniforms highlighting fan favorites Kyle Schwarber and Christopher Sanchez wearing them and proceed to... not sell Schwarber or Sanchez jerseys.

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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Len Damico @lendami.co · 19/07/2026

Oh sure when World Cup football ends 6-4 it’s a great, exciting game but when Penn State-Iowa football ends 6-4 it’s an affront to God’s will

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I stand with Taco Bell and their translucent tomatoes 🫡

A purple and white striped flag with a bell and the thin Baja blast line that says, back the blast

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Morning me whenever Nighttime me forgets we’re not in our 20’s anymore.

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Austin Krell @austinkrell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My dad before Jordan Walker’s 10th homer: “They really might get LeBron, huh?” My dad after Jordan Walker’s 11th homer: “Just like what’ll happen with LeBron, Philadelphia in 2nd place again.”

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natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I have never been to Philadelphia myself but lots of people there seem awesome and lots of people who complain about it seem like real dipweeds, so I must draw the conclusions.

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