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HurkaDoesSports

@hurkadoessports.bsky.social
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Philly sports. Enjoyer of pro wrestling and MMA. Ordained minister, leader of Church of Gritty. I will perform your wedding if you ask nice.

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1h
*Looks at the MLB bracket* Go Brewers-White Sox World Series.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1h
The Yankees got fan interferenced out of the playoffs? Good.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 11h
Cam Jurgens sacrificed his body for an Eagles Super Bowl and then got the team back the 2nd rounder that was spent on him anyway. Philadelphia Legend.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 11h
Impressed that we got a second round pick for Cam. Shame that this is how his time in Philly ends.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 11h
Can't wait for the 2027 Eagles draft: Oops, all offensive linemen!
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 14h
That's how this shit works, you jackass. I can be fine for months at a time, and then one day hits where I don't want to get out of bed. Do you think I like that? Do you think I want that?
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 14h
Fine, I'll do it. I'll manage the Phillies.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 14h
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Birthday Party
ALT: Birthday Party
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing but love for Lane Johnson. Mental health always comes first. Eagles legend, and can't wait to see his HOF induction one day.
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The fact that the Phillies even got to crumble is an improvement over my childhood.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still mad about the Eagles game this morning. What a stupid game from such a stupid team.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If AI does wipe out humanity, at least we’d never have to watch the Philadelphia Eagles play offense again?
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Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
ALT: Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Carolina offense is what Nick Sirianni thinks the Eagles offense can be.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Philadelphia sports went 0-THE WEEK. It can't get any worse? *Ducks*
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I had more third down conversions than the Eagles today.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just looked at the NFC East standings... Jameis fucking Winston is in first place. In 2026. I've got nothing.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now this injured, stupid as hell team gets to go to LONDON next week. At this rate, I expect the plane to go down over the Atlantic.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worst part about this is you know this is going to be the bullshit that launches the Rams into the right frame of mind.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was like watching the wheels fall off a flaming bus, which plowed into a gas tank in front of an orphanage. No survivors.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can we fire ANOTHER OC?
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles score a TD on this drive challenge. Difficulty Level: LOL, are you serious?
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Defense is fucking gassed. Offense has given them NO help today. It feels inevitable at this point.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHY WON'T YOU STOP?
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's 9 of 22 starters...
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Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
ALT: Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the dumbest football game I can remember.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Things are going so badly for Republicans in TEXAS that they're airing "vote GOP, no matter who" ads. I mean, they're airing them everywhere but Texas, so lol.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Defense came to play today. Needed this.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
STOP IT NOW.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where were you for the Darius Cooper game?
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is an amazing catch by Coop. Holy shit.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fine, I'll do it. I'll own the Moon.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Landman has been playing dirty as hell today. He's the one that hit Saquon's ankles out of bounds too.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can not say this loud enough: FUCK these Texas Senate ads.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elliott and Mann are Co-MVPs for the Eagles so far this season, which is...less than ideal.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, let's stop giving oxygen to everything that Cardio Karen says.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is third and 2. Why do you run a sweep???
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whoever has the Eagles team voodoo doll, stop it with this shit.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a hammy.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An interception? In this economy??
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, this crowd is going to turn QUICK if the offense keeps this up.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Eagles are either going to lose this game by 20+ or find the craziest way to win. Go Birds.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To let you know how the Phillies game is going, I just put on the Steelers vs the Browns.
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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bump
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They called a penalty on Coots for hitting the boards too hard.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goal? I forgot what that felt like.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, now I like her even more.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screw Crosby. Go Flyers.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Plot twist: Sanchez starts again.
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