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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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Caio Bitencourt @caiobitencourt.net · 05/07/2026
Neymar provocando o goleiro após fazer o gol que diminuiu a desvantagem contra a Noruega
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Jake Fenner @fenner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Getting the boys together for this Austria-Spain matchup
Several images of the Hapsburgs, looking good
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/07/2026
What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?
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FotMob @fotmob.com · 30/06/2026
🇵🇾📊 Paraguay took just 13 touches in Germany’s penalty area over the 120 minutes. Check out the momentum chart and top stats from a World Cup epic.
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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
South Africa stopped playing scared and put their best attackers on field and got second in the group. South Korea played scared and fumbled the bag. There’s a lesson there.
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SJÄMSÅRA
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
VEGEMITE FREE ZONE
USA fan holding up a VEGEMITE FREE ZONE sign during the pausa de hidratacion
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
instantly one of my new all-time favorite sports videos
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fake posts from 2018: At least Messi is 30 and this fuckery won’t go on for much longer.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 15/06/2026
Imagine being Egyptian and being told Seattle is too hot for you so you need a hydration break
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Western Hemisphere should never be allowed to host the World Cup. The whole point is to be able to get to work and watch soccer all day until I need to pick up my kids from summer camp. I should be watching Ghana-Uzbekistan at 9am.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
hawks will be like "you really believe in negotiating a joint comprehensive plan of action with Iran? that pales in comparison to my strategy, winning a war of regime change" and then not win a war of regime change
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Persistence of Memory, by Salvador Dalí, 1931, 📸 by David Ramos
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deneb @v3gaaltair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
demeter when her daughter goes missing
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
happy Monday, just wanted to let you all know that a player named Priscila Chinchilla scored seven goals in a match for the Costa Rican national team
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/04/2026
incredible comment on one of my youtube videos
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Andy Greenberg @agreenberg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tech VC: I won't invest in any startup whose founders haven't read my favorite canonical dystopian sci-fi cautionary tale, the Torment Nexus. WIRED: But you're not going to...build the Torment Nexus, right Tech VC: Woke WIRED has declared war on its readers
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That is the most common kind of war, to be honest.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 01/03/2026
DC United's press is hopelessly passive and poses zero hard questions, great to see a team rep their city
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Conor P. Williams @conorpwilliams.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Yet again, I (along with many others) want to remind us that THIS is what makes America exceptional. Our openness to immigrants, newcomers, and refugees has been our unique strength for many years...and it's a senseless own goal to walk away from it.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Simon Kuper @simonkuper.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
British politics is too cheap - and other reasons why it's uniquely vulnerable to corruption by foreigners, a problem that goes way beyond Mandelson. Me @financialtimes.com on why this could (and needs to) be a reset moment for the UK as.ft.com/r/36dd8492-2...
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British politics has a small-money problem
[FREE TO READ] Cheap to buy, under-regulated, no wonder the UK is vulnerable to corruption by foreigners
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/02/2026
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José Roberto Nuñez @josernunez91.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Go to church after two days of ABSOLUTE WHAT?! #doop 📹: CONCACAF
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
been getting a lot of questions about this. some quick answers: —I am IN FAVOR of the current borders of Europe's nation-states —I bear ABSOLUTELY NO ALLEGIANCE to Kaiser Wilhelm or the Emperor of Austria-Hungary —I have NO plans to assassinate ANY archdukes Hope this clears things up
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I'm pretty good at operating tiny buttons in response to predetermined environmental stimuli, in case any scientists out there are looking to hand out small cheese rewards for that
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Gotta love DC area thrift stores
A picture of a book called “low level radioactive waste regulation: science, politics, and fear”A picture of a Lockheed Martin golf polo
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Establishing the run against authoritarian rule, as @edsbs.bsky.social says, requires the little things, the acts of resistance and kindness and community that eventually add up to something much larger and transformative. I wrote about it for BadFaithTimes.com. badfaithtimes.com/we-must-esta...
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We Must Establish The Run Against Authoritarianism
It's the little stuff that add up to victory over the bad guys
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
don't do anything that will cause the accident investigation narrator to start narrating @wtyppod.bsky.social
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Bruce Lane @thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate
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You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"how you treat people is who are are" is a WORD this evening.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
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