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Robert Mackenzie

@robertmackenzie.bsky.social
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Was @RobertRambles on the ol' bird site. Co-creator of Compass for Image Comics. I write things from time to time! It turns out, you *CAN* go home again.

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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 10h
I was (and am) much more perturbed by just the idea of barely concealed malevolence behind the pedestrian that no-one else clocks than I am the most perversely grotesque or brutal horror with *rules*.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 10h
Honestly, still creeps me out. Saw Candyman around the same time (let's not dwell on that) and it didn't phase me one jot.
Angelica Huston peeling off her face in The Witches
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Humble Book Bundle: The Ultimate Gene Wolfe Library by Tor Books
Get a massive library of the best of sci-fi and fantasy master Gene Wolfe! Choose what you pay, and support Alzheimer’s Research UK with your purchase!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to look this up to confirm it wasn't real, you sure have our number
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok"
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rick: "Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." Dr. Strange: "But perhaps...in ANOTHER WORLD...they *do*."
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Although the "Dark Horse Full Plate" was a popular form of armory in tapestries, for most soldiers a quilted gambeson of layered individual single issues--many sourced from the bargain longbox!--would suffice, able to guard against slashing cuts. Often paired with a single Absolute Edition shield."
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don't call them the Small Two!
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have Charles Vess for my Earthseas though.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm probably a bad bibliophile in this regard but I like to read the books I have (and have the books I read) so past a certain size and weight ratio they aren't as desirable for me as a good reading copy. Comics too--I'm a sucker for good hardcovers per arc or two than VAST OMNIBUSES.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was listening to Gene Wolfe's Latro novels, about an amnesiac mercenary in the Greco-Persian Wars. It uses the conceit of being unreliable diary entries, where characters change names and relationships and you have to piece it together at times with big chronological gaps. Hard snoozing book.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have young kids so I've switched to audiobooks a lot to increase my "reading" time (doing dishes, driving the car, etc) and that's disconcerting because it's hard to skip back to the precise point where you fell asleep. And it seeps into your dreams.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is extremely immersive, and it fits the pacing marvellously well. The Folio Society edition with the Charles Vess illustrations follows the model (see below) but the slipcase of paperbacks pictured above was $5 in a discount book store and it remains an absolute all timer for book bargains.
The Folio Society Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goes down smooth like this.
Three volume set of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I weirdly struggled with Strange and Norrell in BIG TOME form (I once fell asleep and dropped it on my face, which did not endear me) but I found a *three volume* copy, aping the period format of the three volume novel of the era it depicts, and I breezed through it in about a day. It is very good.
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Finn-al Girl @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skeleton says, Damian Wayne debuted in Batman #655 which was 20 years ago. Then he runs off, the jerk.
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Contexts Magazine @contexts.org · 23/09/2026
What happens when economic change feels like a threat to masculinity? In Contexts, Dan Cassino examines how men’s political preferences change when the traditional breadwinner role becomes less secure. ➡️ doi.org/10.1177/1536... #Sociology #Masculinity #Gender #PoliticalSociology
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stephen Fabian, “Rhialto the Marvellous”
Black and white art of a woman shooting lightning from her hand at a cloaked figure on a cliff, while a shadowy dark face hovers over her.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Question you're really asking of every politician
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The key to unlocking this is the positioning of marriage in the era as a social duty to the public, not the fulfilment of a personal romantic relationship, you owe wider duties to society than having what you want. Resonates aggressively with people dealing with the hardship of war.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's escaped containment!
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Ibrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So cool that people are still finding this post nearly a year later 🙏🙌
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KateW @kateweb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Susannah Clarke! Fans of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, and Piranesi - this may be news to you, it was to me.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Legitimately thought this was Michael Myers
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"But we do have one surprisingly effective punishment..."
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Picard: We Have No Law To Fit Your Crime
ALT: Picard: We Have No Law To Fit Your Crime
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Puzzles. Vampires. Wizards. Horrors from the Beyond. Pathos. Puns. Redemption. Folklore. John Rhys-Davies. Jennifer Hale. You wouldn't want to say there's a single definitive Ur-Text for you as a person, but--
Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"How well did you know Bruce Wayne?" Play it cool, don't give away your secret ID. "Slightly!" Shit, too casual. He's supposed to have just died and Gordon was his friend. "I'll miss him..." No, too much. Can't let Gordon know there's a link. "I guess!" Nailed it.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was IIRC in Dragon Magazine as a bit
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The crab is seized and lifted aloft, held overhead and away from the body by the carapace, waving his claws in the air. The victorious waiter marches to the kitchen as if parading the vanquished. The crustacean menace removed, my screams dull to ragged breaths. I am placed back down. Diners applaud.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maitre d' eventually hatches a plan. More waiters are summoned. Four surround me, each grab a chair leg and *hoist* me, like the groom at a Jewish wedding. The crab, deprived of his fortifications, tries to run but the reinforcement waiters are made of sterner stuff. They *pounce*. Futile snapping.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crab, now enraged and fighting with all the fury of the condemned, resists all attempts at extraction. Grasping hands are pinched. Muffled exclamations in Cantonese. Repeat. I am still panicking, tucked up on the chair, probably in hindsight unhelpfully. Whole restaurant watching the struggle.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The young waiter *dropped* the crap with a surprised yelp. The crab raised both claws and bull rushed through their attempts to recover it, choosing with some prudent instinct to take shelter under my chair. My legs rocket up onto the seat, and I shriek. Pianist stops playing. Diners' heads swivel.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I remember both an older maitre d' and a young waiter attending the table and presenting the crab for inspection. Probably not that large, but when you are seven, large enough. They bound the crabs' claws with rubber bands for safety...but no safety mechanism is absolute. There was a 'snap' sound.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I was seven(?), my parents took me to a fancy Cantonese restaurant with some friends of theirs. Very quiet, dignified, lots of tuxedo wearing waiters. Also the type of place and in the era where seafood was chosen live from tanks. My parents order a whole crab, naturally brought live to table.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beautiful, RETVRN, etc etc
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guild Navigator from 1984's Dune
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There will be pearl clutching if you say this "I'd never hurt anyone, I just believe," etc., but since we have reliable medical evidence that forcing trans people to conform with their assigned gender at birth is extremely hurtful, it's a dodge. To paraphrase the master, you can kill by fractions.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jumping off this to emphasise: "Trans ideology" is that trans people exist. Trans people *do* exist. You can meet them, some are on this very app! Ergo, opposition to "trans ideology" is opposition to the continued existence of a group of people. That's, in effect, a genocidal intent.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Logan / Tachyon @tachyonart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Unexpected maintence work on your route is causing a [3d6+15] minute delay to your next encounter. We apologize for the inconvenience!"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Catching up on the big tech news:
What advantages does this $3,000’foldable iPhone have over say, a piece of paper? Which I could also fold in half.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's a great one.
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 09/09/2026
Discrete: an insult to King Minos.
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Honourable-Casual
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This **IS** Ceti Alpha V!!!!
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who Lovecraft's you, baby?
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