Reposted by Robby pHlöggFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026ME: everyone except dave can go to the carnival DAVE: hey no fair ME: not for you, no 212523
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Bought both at the same time as I bought the cd player 020
Reposted by Robby pHlöggAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Happy Praying Mantis Appreciation Day, to all who celebrate… CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all people follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects 28740191
Reposted by Robby pHlöggCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 16/03/2026No one cooks umber right 3361103
Reposted by Robby pHlöggheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Jim Croce is the Motörhead of John Denvers 312145
Reposted by Robby pHlöggTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The Royals are fucking disgusting. Probably did this in front of the snowman’s family. 1244
Reposted by Robby pHlöggheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/01/2026made some dried skin flakes from scratch 25312
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I got run over by a boat at THE HENTY MACHINERY FIELD DAYS 020
Reposted by Robby pHlöggDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there! 1121139
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist. 040
Reposted by Robby pHlöggShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you 10577139
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Enough of Pedro Fucking Porro and his performative bullshit! 120
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Inspired by Looney Tunes cartoons as a kid I tried stepping on a rake to see if it would hit me in the face. Knocked out cold… 010
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Easy youtu.be/mtnCcWOS7y8?...youtu.beZodiac Mindwarp Prime Mover videoYouTube video by artfairy 010
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 30/12/2025All Australians of the boomer generation are shit but the absolute worst are Queenslanders on holiday outside Queensland. We need a way to keep these arseholes in Queensland 110
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I’m not really a tv guy but I’m 5 episodes into The Old Man on SBS OnDemand and it’s ok actually 000
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Christmas beetles are the absolute mouth breathers of the insect world. Total fuckwits. 010
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025You know who I feel bad for? Everyone who started producing Tottenham Hotspur podcasts during the euphoria of the first 10 games of 23/24 and now feel obligated to keep pumping out content. Can you imagine having to do that? FUCK! 020
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Sydney Airport T3 can eat a jumbo-sized bag of rancid dicks 010
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Nothing… and I mean NOTHING… will ever compel me to watch an Avatar movie 020
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 16/11/2025It appears I have entered the final stage of online life where one complains about airlines 030
Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Fucken Batik Air bitch ass clipart logo shit airline 130
