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Robby pHlögg

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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SHAFT!
News headline:

WHO says it does not have 'full picture' from Russia following suspected plague death
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rancid : …And Out Come The Wolves 
Tumbleweed : Galactaphonic
Lemonheads : It’s A Shame About Ray
Teenage Fanclub : Thirteen 
The Donnas : American Teenage Rock n Roll Machine 
Urge Overkill : Exit The Dragon 
Ramones : It’s Alive 
Def Leppard : High n Dry 
Veruca Salt : American Thighs
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bought both at the same time as I bought the cd player
Stray Cats - Back To The Alley Metallica - Master Of Puppets
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fuck
10 day forecast with top temperatures of:
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
The former Griffith Hotel - now derelict Jenny Morris
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
First day back at work…
Garmin watch alert:

Stressful period (-10)
High stress has drained your battery.
Take time to relax today to help balance blah blah blah
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Far Side cartoon 
An elephant sitting at a piano with another elephant standing next to them giving instruction. 

"Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.... That's Louie Louie.”
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Happy fucken Friday indeed 😑
Weather forecast for Friday… Fucking windy with a top of 40 fucking degrees on the Celsius fucking scale. 
Fuck me… 😑
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Bahahahahahahahahaha!
Email from aforementioned fucken Batik Air bitch ass clipart logo shit airline asking for feedback
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Fucken Batik Air bitch ass clipart logo shit airline
Batik Air logo of a letter b and a batik applicator thingy looking like 1984 clipart
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I have no idea what this means
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sexy Bunnings Opening Hours
lacey @byelacey.bsky.social

your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you google searched
this year i'll be going as "sexy bus schedule"
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the colour brown 🤎
Brad Izzard of the Penrith Panthers
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Urge Overkill 
Exit The Dragon
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
3 votes: Copperhead Road - Steve Earle 2 votes: Open Up And Say… Aah! - Poison 1 vote: Xenophobia (Why?) - v.Spy v.Spy Not as much L.A. Glitter Strip Hair Metal as I was expecting
Me in 1988:
✅ Mullet
✅ Cinderella black band t-shirt
✅ Acid-wash jeans
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Today more than ever
Sign being held up in a sports crowd I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
AFL grand final #aflgf
Sign being held up in a sports crowd I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Get fucked!
An email from LinkedIn (Fuckwit Central)

Hello Rob,
Thanks for being a member of LinkedIn! We would like to invite you to participate in a research study to understand the most blah blah blah get fucked.
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Outstanding Zodiac Mindwarp content ahoy! www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Zodiac Mindwarp sitting at a nightclub table covered in empty bottles
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
Tumbleweed 
Galactaphonic
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
Kerry Hemsley of the Mighty Balmain Tigers laying waste to the infidels of Parramatta
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Inspired me to give it a spin
Vinyl
James Reyne self-titled
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
If I have read the brief correctly… 3 votes : My Pal - GOD 2 votes : (I’m) Stranded - The Saints 1 vote : Alone With You - Sunnyboys
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating post your lock screen
Lock screen showing a gecko in bright green foliage of a grevillia
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What perfect* albums came out when you were 16?** *Not actually perfect **No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to.
Guns n Roses
Appetite For Destruction Def Leppard 
Hysteria Midnight Oil
Diesel And Dust Bad News
Bad News
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I have found a pub showing the footy. Good stuff from the Saints so far.
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Name a classic album that formed your youth.
Bad News by Bad News
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Paul Brown
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Post a picture of when your pet was little
Joey, a very small and very cute black miniature poodle about 2 months old. Staring off into the middle distance and wondering how he has ended up living with an idiot and his family.
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Just ripped the bandaid off… don’t think just vote. hottest100.abc.net.au #triplej #hottest100
My votes in Triple J Hottest 100 of Australian Songs
God - My Pal
The Saints - (I’m) Stranded
Sunnyboys - Alone With You
Tumbleweed - Silver Lizard
Deadstar - Deeper Water
The Angels - Take A Along Line
The Church - Under The Milky Way 
Falling Joys - Lock It
Ratcat - That Ain’t Bad
Spiderbait - Buy Me A Pony
(No particular order)
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Sick day: I’ve watched Baseball (Royals v Yankees) Basketball (Pacers v Thunder) and now I’m on to…
Title screen for Faroe Islands v Gibraltar
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
A boofheaded man in a blue flanny is drinking a beer
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Top afternoon for a dark beer in front of a cosy fireplace. Opening weekend of the restored Coolamon Hotel
Holding a Coopers Dark Ale schooner up in front of a cosy fire
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
#fridaynightvinyl Played the shit out of this in 1987. My first ever “band shirt” was the tour shirt from this era. I wore it to a school mufti-day and a girl I very much liked said “cool shirt” to me. From then on it was my lucky shirt but not *that* lucky if you know what I mean.
James Reyne’s self-titled 1987 album A very helpful lyric sheet
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
First beer for 2 weeks
A boofheaded man in a red flanny and sunglasses is drinking a stubby under a clear blue sky. James Squire Lashes Pale Ale for those interested.
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Pastel ass miami vice sky sheeit
Sunset… fading pale blue sky with a few underlit pale pink wispy clouds
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’m here you fuckaas bitch
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
To the tune of 🎶Detachable Penis🎶
Disposable Dustbad
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Doin’ a fire
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
It’s Power Pop Friday™️! #powerpopfriday open.spotify.com/track/1g8ubx...
Spotify
Someone Who’s Cool - Odds
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Pulling from 3 massively underrated albums
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Possibly the best beer garden on the Murray
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Koondrook Mates Royal Hotel
Koondrook Mates Royal Hotel
A schooner on a bench in front of a green beer garden
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
SHAFT!
News headline:

WHO calls for cigarette-style cancer warnings on alcohol packaging
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This building looks like a drunk falling over backwards
Aerial photo of a building with multiple wings, set at such an angle it looks like a drunk falling over backwards. 
The arms are stuck out and raised as if trying to keep balance, the legs are going out from under them.
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It’s Power Pop Friday ™️ #powerpopfriday
Spotify now playing 
Precious To Me
Phil Seymour
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Post mowing reward beer. A bit of rain would be a welcome bonus.
A lovely green sward of freshly mown lawn, it looks a bit like a billiard table if you squint. 
The sky is grey with rain clouds promising but not yet delivering. 
A wonky hand at the right foreground is holding a beer safely ensconced in a St Kilda stubby holder.
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Robby pHlögg @robbyphlogg.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Self medicating
A bottle of YATES CLONEX
ROOTING HORMONE GEL
PURPLE®

For promoting root growth in
SOFTWOOD AND SEMI-HARDWOOD CUTTINGS
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