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Rowan MacColl @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social · 7h
I don't know if I ever posted this on Bsky, but it's certainly seasonal!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 2h
Sister Dot doesn't fuck around with abbey security
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The Abominable Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 5h
AIR FNORD ONE (1997), in which the POTUS (Harrison Fnord) has to fight night gaunts and byakhees swarming the presidential aircraft. YOU'D WATCH IT. DON'T YOU LIE TO ME. YOU WOULD ABSOLUTELY WATCH IT.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 7h
When all these tradwife influencers start pivoting away from their alt-right branding in the next few years, never forget they were on this fascist bandwagon to line their pockets at the expense of every other woman in this country.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 7h
my god
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 13h
Geese are insane: Example #2,987,304
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 11h
COMIC: Irish Elk
PANEL 1: SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, leans against a rock reading a book. ARTHUR, a yellow duck, sits on the rock reading over SHELDON’s shoulder.
ARTHUR: Whenever I read about the extinct Irish Elk, it’s always written in a SUPER DEPRESSING WAY.

PANEL 2: Close up on ARTHUR, yelling.
ARTHUR: “It’s antlers were way too large” “The antlers killed it off” “The antlers gave it a terrible quality of life.” why’s it gotta be a huge downer? …maybe it was more lie —

PANEL 3: Cut to a scene of an Irish Elk, with anglers stretching far off the panel, as he sits in a hot tub at night. He holds a martini with one hoof. He makes eyes at the viewer while pursing his lips. He is lit from the below from the light from the hot tub.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Jon/じょん🔞 @sagaminnn022.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎃🧡 #oc
お菓子を貪るかぼちゃ頭の怪物
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13h
BLACK FLAME up for the British Fantasy Award for Best Horror Novel today. Cross your fingers, por favor.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOOGEYMAN (1986) Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 28” X 17” I love doing covers for anthologies, especially horror. This piece was commissioned for the annual THE YEAR'S BEST HORROR STORIES from DAW Books. #art #booksky 🪐📚
A tall, slender boogeyman with exaggeratedly long arms quietly slides open the closet door of a child's bedroom. Jostled hangers slide to either side as the creature emerges from behind the cover of clothing. Red dots glow like molten beads set in deep sockets. A double wrinkled ridge defines a wide brow while elfish ears knife out and back, framing a sloped dome that nearly touches the top shelf. The closet rod bars its way forward, crossing just below its round, snub nose. Salivating, its jaw hangs open in a V-shaped smile lined with short sharp teeth.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h
These fuckers need to be jailed for life no exceptions
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FDA may allow some toxic chemicals to be added to food without safety review. Experts are alarmed
Regulator looks to expand loophole to allow dangerous compounds in food as long as they’re not carcinogenic
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hildegard has no time for weasels. She claims she deplores them for the sake of her ancient cockatrice ancestry. #Boktober Hen and Weasel. Ink on Fabriano Medioevalis, 95 × 64 mm.
Drawing mostly in black ink, primarily in silhouette, of a hen with feathers puffed and hackles raised, facing a least weasel standing on a fallen branch in the grass. The hen's comb and wattle are the only touch of red gouache.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 10/10/2026
you gotta put a leash on that thing before Brother Herbert goes fucking appleplectic
brother mo the pet woolybear that sisters dot and helga dress up like a little monk got into brother herbert's garden and he is PISSED
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wild to be living in a world with live-streamed state executions and legal daylight kidnappings, but every time you turn around some loser is saying, hey man, what if art were completely frictionless? what if we killed even the possibility of human connection??
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Rob Burgess @robaburg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being a sentient person in 2026 means arguing in public for issues you never thought you would have to articulate out loud: "Read to your children yourself instead of outsourcing it to a robot!" "Don't televise executions!" Things like that.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
came up with names for ‘80s-type one-man-comic-anthology if you are in need of such Room Temperature Comix Doitbag Mealworm Poetic Wax C’mon, Man
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 09/10/2026
Everything that they've done to Trans people they are now preparing to do to ND people.
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
It's just been announced at NYCC so I guess I can tell you that I'm writing The Regulators for Marvel. My five issue comic series will be out in 2027. Mutants, magic and monsters woven into the very fabric of Jim Crow America.
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Ffred Clegg @ffredclegg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This book is absolutely brilliant, I'd recommend it to any and all of my Welsh mates!
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Rob Husberg @artofrob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Puttin’ on the Ritz “A Singular Sense of Style” Available as a giclée art print in my Etsy shop! You can find it here: theartofrobhusberg.etsy.com/listing/8274...
“A Singular Sense of Style”
giclée art print 

What we have here is an extremely posh, well-attired Grackle-About-Town sauntering nonchalantly along top a stone wall, past a much surprised, amazed and bewildered black alley cat. The cat doesn’t have the foggiest notion what to make of this situation. The hand-lettered text below sums up the cat's predicament. This humorous drawing is rendered in dip pen & ink using a crosshatching technique.

Text of hand-lettered caption appearing at bottom of image: “The question arose: whether to eat him, or simply to admire his singular sense of style.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 08/10/2026
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Aldis Hodge And Wunmi Mosaku To Star In 'One Night Out' At Orion
Aldis Hodge and Wunmi Mosaku are set to star in One Night Out for Amazon MGM Studios’ Orion Pictures.
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c o k e f r a n c i s @queencokefrancis.com · 08/10/2026
youth is thinking the Dead Kennedys were right about everything, maturing is realizing the Dead Kennedys were right about everything
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm convinced this is why it got randomly mentioned on multiple TV shows not even on a WB-owned network the billionaires all got together at the weekly meeting
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what rigging in a democracy-turned-fascist ethnostate looks like. Even as Opposition parties & other groups protest the regime's vote rigging and mass disenfranchisement of Indians in Delhi, the BJP happily turned a by-poll in my state into a one-party election in their favour.
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Ground report: Muslim voters stopped, Opposition arrested, journalists blocked in Bengal bye-poll
In Rejinagar, Scroll found that the police were intimidating Muslim voters, detaining Opposition workers and stifling journalists.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BUT their Bandcamp is fully functional obviously, so definitely support these ladies if you can! And it looks like they're on bsky too if you wanna follow (I sure did!) the-transatlantics.bandcamp.com/album/the-tr...
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The Transatlantics, by The Transatlantics
8 track album
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was almost jokingly offended that YouTube suggested this for me on their homepage just because I'm an obvious tranny, but honestly this fucks SO insanely hard I'm actually kinda legit upset it took them six days to recommend it to me holy shit??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUXb...
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The Transatlantics - Transgression (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by The Transatlantics
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hello this goblin casts a spell and now you are a goblin.
drawing of a goblin with robes and a staff and a floating hat and the page is decorated with pressed flowers
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 07/10/2026
Art by • Tyler Pennington
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
white evangelical Republicans whose experience of Catholicism is limited to people like JD Vance assumed that their allies on abortion would be their allies on everything and miscalculated so badly here. even the most conservative US bishops cannot function without their immigrant parishioners!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
🐐🐐🐐
A linoleum block print of a geometric goat with wings, below the block is a print from the carving in black ink
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Independent animation is going to be even more indispensable in the coming decade. Skydance is 100% shutting the taps off.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/10/2026
Samuel Alito probably knows how to be a Christian... he probably knows how to be thoughtful, considerate, caring... But he has no desire to concede the point ... The messiah in his faith is not Jesus... it's power.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most stylish couple. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a young girl wearing a short gingham dress with white knee socks and two chiffon puffs high up on either side of her head. She is standing outside next to a tree and cradling a medium haired tabby kitten in her arms.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[ADVERTISEMENT] well well well look at that, ou rown bitter karella has a NEW boo debuting today, QUAINT FOLK, a folk horror about an obnoxious american family going to a suspiciously quaint british island. pick it up today. guvna! [/ADVERTISEMENT] www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
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Quaint Folk
Quaint Folk is a sharply satirical queer folk horror novel that peels back the idyllic veneer of a seemingly perfect island town to reveal the rot beneath, f...
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The Abominable Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, boo. George Fenton has died. His soundtrack for THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984) is one of my favourite ever. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/o...
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George Fenton, Oscar-nominated British composer for more than 100 films, dies aged 76
Fenton’s successes include scores for Gandhi, Groundhog Day and 18 Ken Loach films, plus BBC TV news themes, Blue Planet and more
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bookshop.org is having an anti-amazon-prime sale, & you can get THE DEVOURERS slightly discounted there. A mythic realist, queer dark fantasy about love, sex, violence, & shapeshifting set in contemporary India & the Mughal Empire. It won a Lambda Award.
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The Devourers: A Novel
For readers of Margaret Atwood, China Miéville, and David Mitchell comes a striking debut novel by a storyteller of keen insight and captivating imagination.LAMBDA LITERARY AWARD WINNER • NAMED ONE OF...
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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"so every guy who's got a checkered past is just fucked, then?? he doesn't get to do anything???" correct. He had many opportunities to not rape a girl. If she has to live with it forever, so does he. That is the very least of justice. Maybe guys will think twice knowing there's consequences
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man Is there a single hobby scalpers won’t actively try to ruin
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nick Park spent the '80s making A Grand Day Out mostly alone. It was a school project that got out of hand -- he wanted to quit many times. But Park stuck with it and fulfilled his dream of bringing a cinematic feel to stop motion. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/wallace-an...
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An enemy of human joy and self-expression, worse than valueless to society.
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Breana Navickas @breanimator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone is saying they want Coven Academy but Black. It Already exists. If you want Witches, Vampires, love triangles, teen melodrama, adult melodrama on the side but make it all more black and queer and by a queer black creator check out The Three Tomes on YouTube. Support indie animation 🔗⬇️
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Regular reminder that I have a new YA rom com coming out next year and you should preorder it and add it to goodreads / storygraph <3 www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/807984...
A graphic for the title of my new book HE'S JUST SOME GUY, out March 2027. There are a list of tropes on either side of the title

Queer Love Triangle
Rock Stars
Fake Dating
Meddling Aunties
Banter
Oh No, He's Hot!
Oh No, SHE's Hot! 
creating The first page of my book HE'S JUST SOME GUY. 


Chapter 1

THIS COULDN’T BE happening.

This absolutely could not be happening. Things like this did not
happen in real life.

But if that were true, then how could Kabir Mehra—

• lead singer of the band Rangeela
• traveling musician
• and, most crucially, the stranger on the internet I had pretended
was my long-distance boyfriend to get my nosy masi
and her gaggle of an auntiellery off my back

—how could that Kabir Mehra be standing directly in front of
me at Pinky and David’s wedding reception.

“Hey,” he said, throwing an arm around me and pulling me in
for a hug. His voice went low as he whispered into my ear, “I hear
you’re my girlfriend.”
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BTW, In the 90s record companies argue in court that selling used CDs was illegal. All while they were illegally colluding to drive prices higher. They stole half a billion dollars and got a slap on the wrist.
en.wikipedia.org
CD price fixing - Wikipedia
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's really easy to just say you support trans folk, we're just asking you to put your money where your mouth is and not give it to one of the worst transphobes alive to show you mean it. If you can't even do that it's clear you just genuinely don't care about trans folk.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/10/2026
On god we used to hate Nazis a LOT more
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