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Abbey (Comms open!) @abbeycatabbey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Commission for @riverofasgard.bsky.social ! Thank you so much!!

River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I regret to inform everyone that I was a bad partner during this saga. I saw what was on the TV, put in my Loop earplugs, switched them to max blockage, put some soothing background music on my headphones, and started reading a book to block everything out. This was amazing to read afterwards, tho.

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 25/09/2025

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I did a thing! It was very fun. If you liked Animorphs, give it a watch!

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/01/2025

Our god king tech saviors’ response to our calls for climate justice was to make a machine that allows history’s laziest nazis to create completely useless uncanny horrors by gulping down gallons of water.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 16/12/2024

just spitballing here but I think that a healthy future for the Democratic Party does not lie in people who are even older than I am

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Yeah. Who uses a Yahoo email address anymore?

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

dating me is like getting the thrill of discovering a dead body in the woods nearly every day

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Isaac Rowlett @isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

them: why do you care so much about building abundant housing and wanting everyone to have affordable options for transportation? us:

Chart showing that the average American family spends 1/2 of their budget on housing and transportation

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Hey #rollweird listeners, I got some questions: Do they start doing intros at the beginning of the eps in s1 at any point? If so, when? I'm 5 eps in and I don't know anyone's names or pronouns or playbooks. Not even sure how many players there are cause there's a few Very Similar Voices.

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Dillin Apelyan - Bob the Builder's #1 Guy @superdillin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Thinking about werewolves again

Lycanthropy not as a curse passed on in accidental violence but as a gift give lovingly to protect the vulnerable

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I think I've finally figured out what's wrong with Elon Musk. His parents are both VC Andrews characters.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

I'm gonna be on a stream, playing with some friends! Woo!

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$2 Creature Feature @2dollarcreature.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

She’s cool. She’s collected. She’s calling the shots…even when it looks more like herding cats. It’s our first Season 3 character reveal: Agent Moth, played by Nye Elder.

Graphic with text $2 Creature Feature season three: Atlas. Agent moth as played by Nye Elder. Mysterious past, intense, Hyperion Agent. And character quote “Oh honey. You have no idea.“ pictured is an illustration of the slim, blonde woman in a black suit. She has an eyepatch and is holding a cigarette. She looks unimpressed.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

It's always when I've been drinking that I think it'd be fun to do the whole podcast/storytime thing, and I'd kinda like to get to that place of confidence without the liquid courage telling me to do it to begin with

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 03/11/2023

Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend? Writer: Musk and Grime Exec: and the embezzler? Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime? Writer: Don and Don Junior Exec: get the fuck out of my office

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M. Hannah Langhoff @mhlanghoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

Psycho kitty Qu'est-ce que c'est? Meow-meow-meow-MEOW meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow

An orange cat sitting upright on a linoleum floor, staring quizzically at the camera. He's ambivalent about the Talking Heads.

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Shrimp and Crits @shrimpandcrits.com · 01/11/2023

Special thanks to all the Shrimps who participated in our Halloween/Ari's Birthday apple cake baking event in the Patreon Discord Server. Doing something special for our character means the world to us and y'all are the absolute best. Can't wait to do it again next year! 💚🍏🎂

Another delicious looking pan of apple cake with a slice on a plate

Yet another delicious looking pan of apple cake

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/10/2023

billy joel: we didn’t start the fire detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire billy joel: shit

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

this came to me in a dream

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GreekCeltic @greekceltic.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

Fair's fair.

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markcorrea.bsky.social @markcorrea.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

If you aren’t following comics writer and all-around good person @gailsimone.bsky.social on social media, you should be.

Wonder Woman with a quote pulled from an issue written by illustrious writer Gail Simone stating, “Don’t kill if you can wound, don’t wound if you can subdue, don’t subdue if you can pacify, and don’t raise your hand at all until you’ve first extended it.”

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Joanne Starer @joannestarer.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

This morning as NYCC opened, I was walking through a quiet upstairs area behind a girl in Barbie cosplay. Someone yelled, "Hi, Barbie!" And Barbie replied, "Hi, Barbie!" And then another came: "Hi, Barbie." And another. And soon every woman in the area. We were all doing it. We were all Barbie.

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librarian chrisp @oxalot.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Booksellers from the Minnesota Half Price Books locations recently unionized and they need more support. Recent negotiations had the company propose a 1% wage increase (equaling a ridiculous $0.15/hr) — let their CEO know this is unacceptable!

url1005.email.actionnetwork.org

Half Price Books, Pay Workers a Living Wage!

Join me in telling @halfpricebooks to pay their booksellers a living wage!

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Oh boy, it's finally here! Come hear my voice as I play a sneaky witch-thief!

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Why you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

rainbow coat🌈🐈

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Not only did my Chosens like their Oops All Chosens game and want to play more games I run, they *specifically* want more All Chosens games. I. I'm. Oh my gaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhh

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Englewood After Dark @englewoodafterdark.com · 24/09/2023

Ever wanted to join a secret society but like, low stakes, and not real? Our audio drama Englewood After Dark is looking for voice actors to help out! Details below: www.castingcall.club/projects/eng...

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Casting Call Club - Casting Calls - Englewood After Dark: Episode 4

Englewood After Dark: Episode 4. <p>Englewood After Dark is a horror/comedy audio drama following the adventures of Finn Nightingale ...

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Rackham The Dancing Bauk @rackhamthebard.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

One of the worst things dnd taught ttrpgs is a pass/fail binary. Degrees of failure are in other systems and it is easily applicable to any skill check. 9 out of 10 times people talk about fudging dice in a positive light, what they really mean is theyre implicating a fail scale.

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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 21/09/2023

I'm so shocked. Who could ever have seen this one coming? Paint me pink and call me a banana my shockitude runneth over.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Y'know, about this time 9ish years ago, I was encouraging my ex to get into comic book podcasting, since one of his fave shows always liked what he wrote in to say. Now *I'm* the one getting into podcasting about a special interest. I cannot wait to share what's on the horizon.

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MurphyPop @murphypop.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

My poster design for this year's Anomaly Film Festival (@anomalyfilmfest.bsky.social!) We are going with creepy vacation/Bermuda triangle vibes this year...

A skull-faced figure faces forward, wearing an orange diving suit, with green tentacles wrapped around both shoulders. In their right hand they hold a tropical-style coconut drink - with fruit, a straw, floating eyeballs, and green goo dripping down its side. In the bottom foreground are monstera-like leaves, and in the background a full moon and framing palm trees on either side. In the middle behind the diver figure is a glowing green triangle. The text on the top reads: “Discover the Secrets of Anomaly.”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

The closest parallel to Drew Barrymore being a scab is Matt Damon doing those Crypto commercials. You’re rich and beloved, all you have to do is not fuck it up by doing the dumbest thing anyone has ever heard of for absolutely no reason.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

I'm not a 10 but I can run a damn fine MotW game.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

My ideal partner is someone I could have a deep political/philosophical discussion with one day, then spend the next day communicating entirely through fart noises for four hours straight. I'm not asking for much, really.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

Still riding that "I ran a good game" high, and I'm not even sorry about it.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

Still riding the high from running a great game yesterday ^_^ It's a great feeling when a GM you admire wants to play more games you're running.

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

All That The Rain Promises And More is the most widespread and well-known book on mushroom IDing. If you're looking to get into mycology, I recommend that one. Has a goofy photo on the cover of a dude in a suit, with a trombone on his arm, grinning like a child as he holds a mushroom. Trust that one

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River D'Asgard @riverofasgard.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Something about folks using your correct pronouns after being misgendered all day just hits different than the usual times folks use your correct pronouns.

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