rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Shape Man / Shape Girl (Self-Portrait),” by Aya J. (age 5). Purple and black construction paper on purple. 2026. 110
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing). 2245301595
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558562173
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Just got off the chat where Aya was approved for the DAS pass in about 5 minutes flat (after 10 minutes of getting video chat to work). 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Honestly, that footnote might be even funnier than the jewelry part. 001
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“It IS tricky to rock a rhyme that’s right on time. I made a list of some other words that rhyme with time: Crime, tim, crumb and time.” - Run-G.P.T. 1141570
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Victimizing myself via YouTube algorithm. (A reaction video to One More Light by Linkin Park popped up, which of course I watched, because RIP Chester. And then it had another in the suggested videos at the end, and I watched that, too. And then, it suggested a compilation.) 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Apple, your new iPhone phone app design is awful and I hate it and now I hate you, so much that this single thing might drive me to switch to an android. I tried to write up why and it came out FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YO 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Uhhh. I don't think I'll be pursuing this, I don't think...? It's giving me a strange, weirdly not entirely positive, feeling to discover that I have this as a theoretical option, though? (My paternal grandmother's grandfather(?) moved from Canada to upstate New York.) 010
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊 222334596960
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/01/202616-Part Epoxy xkcd.com/3194/ 394627756
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialPTK @leftveteran.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The Onion, non-stop winning 01088241
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/12/2025there we go 148896
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense 5827221
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 24/12/2025And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come. 342394620
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025“Pray tell, the Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…” 231388308
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/12/202510,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today. 6410110
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialRudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons 218208795414
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialBuckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 19/12/2025slow day in the office so figured we'd start some beef with museums 292461473
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents. 311822449
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Pictured: the view when you switch back to the tab with your To Do list on it when your preschooler has your phone in the other room. 100
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2025Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-amer… 181457199
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialSusanna Sharpe @susharpe.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXbW...youtube.comFonts hanging out - Elle Cordova (full compilation)YouTube video by Elle Cordova 2486
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8859111628450
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialPhilip Eil @phileil.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are. 16179591559
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. 000
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 06/12/2025 65129782460
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialking's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 30/11/2025 263614870
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialOrphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus @orphanotrophos.bsky.social · 27/11/2025The life of a French fence must be exhausting, one day it's a load of snails that like 4 restaurants worldwide even want, the next it's the crown jewels of a country that hasn't existed for 400 years, probably tomorrow it's a thousand baguette baskets carefully handmade from Aquitanian reeds 853472
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/11/2025"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." 92110942472
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 24/11/2025It's 9:13am on the Monday before American Thanksgiving. Do you know when you need to start thawing your frozen turkey in the fridge by? (Hint: my smallish one got moved over this morning.) 010
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialShawndra Quinn @shawndra.northsky.social · 22/11/2025I will never stop thinking about how cool it was that their wings folded in the front and looked like capes when they did. Such a clever character design. 215547
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialJohn Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Good news everybody! isdickcheneydead.comisdickcheneydead.com 031
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice 1833591126
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 22/10/2025These days they've 'proven' that depression etc. are not actually caused by brain chemistry, but I'm just waiting it out until they come back and say sike, yeah it is. I've never once had depression, anxiety, or hypomania that was related to anything happening in my life. Meds work great for me. 110
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 09/09/2025There's a time in the life of every high masking autistic person where they go from getting in trouble for taking things literally... to getting in trouble for NOT taking things literally. When that happens, all that's left is pulling a Goodall and dedicating your life to studying chimpanzees. 413314
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 19/08/20251. The local bikini what? 2. Some of the comments are criticizing this guy for being mildly unhappy with getting exactly what he asked for, but they're missing the point. This is a man who understands why you can't make assumptions about what someone wants in bed based on the porn they consume. 010
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 29/07/2025The Ocean's Eleven team is a nice, healthy collection of men of various demographic backgrounds, who SUPPORT each other and ALLOW each other ROOM for EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITY, and they also ROB CASINOS. 860156
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The grocery store is having a sale on Ben & Jerry's; pausing yet again for a moment to mourn the Rainforest Crunch (RIP circa 1999), the only flavor of theirs I've ever really cared for. 000
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I promise I'm engaging in good faith when I say there is dating advice from the left, it's just that most of it is "women don't like it when you don't treat them like people" or "Be a Pedro Pascal not an Andrew Tate" and for some reason that makes straight men mad. 3637
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 29/07/2025See also: the richest people I've ever met, which is a surprising amount because my mom used to clean houses on the Main Line, lived in large and nice but not spectacular houses. Fancy mansions are the territory of the nouveau riche. 000
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I had a basset mix that I swear was, except for being funny looking, the platonic ideal of a dog. Strong, fast, protective, smart, well behaved - the whole dog package. 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/07/2025God, tempting. It's 9:42 and I've already worked 6 hours today. 010
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialKate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 12/07/2025hey who wants to see the worlds most sinister hotel sink 511399471
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