rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I have just withered to dust at the thought of earthling being old enough to be deciding on colleges. 150
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 26/07/2026They were supposed to come to life and dance and sing when you push the button on top of their head. 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Shape Man / Shape Girl (Self-Portrait),” by Aya J. (age 5). Purple and black construction paper on purple. 2026. 110
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing). 2245301595
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558562173
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026And then she rattled around in the background as we talked. Never underestimate the power of an adorable child that could never, ever be mistaken for neurotypical. No one has ever once tried to argue over an accommodation with me. 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026...It may have helped that as I finally connected, Aya peeked over my shoulder, and when I said "say hi, Aya," she said "Hi, Aya!" (Unironically.) 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Everything I had been reading about the DAS changes had worked me up and convinced me that this was going to be a nightmare, and I came ready with a stack of paper (original diagnosis, reevaluations, current IEP, etc.). Nope, just as straightforward as last time. 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Just got off the chat where Aya was approved for the DAS pass in about 5 minutes flat (after 10 minutes of getting video chat to work). 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Evangelicals in particular seem to _love_ putting Jesus into or onto everything they can, regardless of whether or not it is something that Jesus would willingly associate with. 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I'd probably have to say it too, as someone raised almost entirely disconnected from Christianity aside from living in modern US culture, so I don't even have any religious programming to move past for it. And yet, I also find it utterly unsurprising. 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Well, yes, but what does this have to do with Super Mario Galaxy spoilers? 000
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This has really complicated my efforts to teach my 5 year old daughter to stand back and let people off of the elevator first, but I persist in my efforts. 000
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 20/03/2026And I don’t think that I’ll ever remember that other people exist and use elevators well enough to actually let them off before trying to go in. At least, not more than half the time. 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Last night I forgot about the existence of the kitchen trash can (in its usual spot and I had just used it seconds before) and turned around too fast and half fell over it. 111
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Honestly, that footnote might be even funnier than the jewelry part. 001
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Or in my case, post-covid, soft tunic tees and leggings/yoga pants. Add light sports bra or bralette in public. Sandals preferred 9 months of the year. ...every day I become more incredulous that I ever thought that I was probably on the spectrum "but didn't have any sensory issues." 030
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“It IS tricky to rock a rhyme that’s right on time. I made a list of some other words that rhyme with time: Crime, tim, crumb and time.” - Run-G.P.T. 1141570
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Ugh, now my head hurts and my nose is burning. 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Victimizing myself via YouTube algorithm. (A reaction video to One More Light by Linkin Park popped up, which of course I watched, because RIP Chester. And then it had another in the suggested videos at the end, and I watched that, too. And then, it suggested a compilation.) 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and a man in a red shirt arm wrestlingALT: a man in a white shirt and a man in a red shirt arm wrestling 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I _am_ aware that the correct steps to get to it on the first try is probably something I can look up, fwiw. I’m too full of spite at this point to give them the satisfaction. If they can’t make it obvious, or even not obvious but at least labeled, I’m not prepared to entertain it anytime soon. 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026That would explain a lot, and also congratulations to them for succeeding so well. 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Whomever designed this new UI, I want you to know, from the depths of my heart, that I want you to burn in hell. For forever, or until someone accidentally stumbles across the correct elaborate sequence of steps to unlock your cell, whichever comes first. 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026And then finally. FINALLY. The new call/message icon turns off, and l can rest easy. Until a new spam call from the same number comes in two hours later, of course. 200
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026But the voicemail doesn’t appear there when you initially click into it! No, first I have to click back out, then do some arcane combination of other clicks that I’ve yet to discern, before ending back in the same spot with a visible spam message. 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026If that was all it involved, I’d find it annoying (because every time I accidentally hit the ‘call back’ side instead of the ‘go into’ side), but not ANNOYING, you know? 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026There is a method to eventually get to said spam voicemail. On the spam call itself on the call list, if you go into into it, there’s a tiny Voicemail tab, where you’ll finally find the transcription. 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026So there icon is there, stubbornly insisting that I have new calls/messages, and since I can’t find it, I can’t make that icon go away! 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026You hide them so that they’re not on the voicemail screen. You know where they _do_ appear? On the icon, as the count of new calls. 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026_Through gritted teeth_ The reason why. Is because you insist on hiding spam calls and voicemails from me. And we all get a lot of those these days. 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The reason why is FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU 100
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026And no, I’m not referring to the new Unified view, which took me 10 seconds to figure out how to switch on and off, and quite like anyway. 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Apple, your new iPhone phone app design is awful and I hate it and now I hate you, so much that this single thing might drive me to switch to an android. I tried to write up why and it came out FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YO 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I saw at least two during the team competition, and enough people did a one handed cartwheel that I was starting to think it was a mandatory element this year. It was very strange! 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I want you to know that my brain read the end as 'sched-u-le'. 000
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Uhhh. I don't think I'll be pursuing this, I don't think...? It's giving me a strange, weirdly not entirely positive, feeling to discover that I have this as a theoretical option, though? (My paternal grandmother's grandfather(?) moved from Canada to upstate New York.) 010
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊 222334596960
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Not having read the quoted tweet beforehand, this is what I thought you meant: 000
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 26/01/2026They're just your bog standard cats, you mean? 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Moving to CA was a hard no when my brother tried to talk me into it because I didn't want to have to deal with the highways - but you know, now that I work from home, I don't go many places anyway. 010
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I've encountered both (at least on the internet), and they do, indeed, vibe with each other. Better than any other options I can think of (though this is why I'm not a writer). 110
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I read Xanth, too. We can but admit to the mistakes of our youths and try to do better. 210
rishabree.bsky.social @rishabree.bsky.social · 17/01/2026We all have to occasionally confront the dreadful truths within our hearts. 110
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/01/202616-Part Epoxy xkcd.com/3194/ 394627756
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialPTK @leftveteran.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The Onion, non-stop winning 01088241
Reposted by @rishabree.bsky.socialpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/12/2025there we go 148896
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